The Wooster Papers

Cast

Stilton Cheesewright

Also called Stilton, Cheesewright, G. D’Arcy Cheesewright, D’Arcy Cheesewright, D’Arcy, Mr. Cheesewright, Police Constable Cheesewright, G. D’Arcy (‘Stilton’) Cheesewright

G. D'Arcy Cheesewright, Bertie's old schoolfellow, now the Steeple Bumpleigh constable, Florence's jealous fiancé, who wants Bertie arrested for stealing his uniform.

In each book 3 books
  • In Joy in the Morning
    G. D'Arcy Cheesewright, Bertie's old schoolfellow, now the Steeple Bumpleigh constable, Florence's jealous fiancé, who wants Bertie arrested for stealing his uniform.
  • In Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit
    G. D'Arcy Cheesewright, ex-policeman, Oxford oar and Bertie's old schoolfellow; Florence's jealous fiancé, he breaks with her over the night club, hunts Bertie to Brinkley to break his spine, and falls for Daphne Dolores Morehead.
  • In Much Obliged, Jeeves
    One of Florence's former fiancés.

Connections

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Scenes they are in

Joy in the Morning 8 scenes
  1. Bertie restores himself at the Bollinger bar and, standing in the doorway, notices something odd across the way.Chapters 2–3, the Bollinger, as A bloke of furtive aspect
  2. Driving to Wee Nooke in gloom, Bertie is hailed by a hostile Stilton Cheesewright, who has inexplicably become a country policeman.Chapters 7–8
  3. At midnight Bertie, quaking at thoughts of Stilton and Aunt Agatha, treacles paper to the scullery window but cannot bring himself to smash it, is challenged by Edwin from a window above, is chivvied by Boko, and wandering off round the house runs into Jeeves in the dark.Chapters 13–15, the grounds of Bumpleigh Hall, as Stilton
  4. Avoiding Boko and Stilton swimming, Bertie finds Jeeves fishing, reproaches him for the Uncle Percy scheme, and sends him to find out from the Hall staff how Boko got out of his engagement to Florence.Chapter 20, the river, as Stilton
  5. Bathing in the river, Bertie is confronted by a seething Stilton, who tells him Florence has fixed their wedding for September and wishes he could break his neck or pinch him.Chapter 24, the river, as G. D’Arcy Cheesewright
  6. Stilton arrives at breakfast to arrest Bertie for stealing his uniform, on Edwin's evidence and a waiter's, but goes off to check whether he needs a warrant, and Boko urges Bertie to flee abroad.Chapter 27, the dining-room, as Stilton
  7. Stilton brings his warrant for Bertie's arrest, but Uncle Percy denies going to the ball, swears Bertie never left the house, denounces Stilton as drunk and has him shown the door.Chapter 29, the dining-room, as Stilton
  8. Stilton cycles up to tell Bertie that he has resigned from the Force and that Florence has broken off her engagement to Bertie and is going to marry him.Chapter 29, the garden gate, as Stilton
Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit 12 scenes
  1. Fortified by one of Jeeves's specials, Bertie refuses to shave off the moustache Jeeves disapproves of, just as Stilton Cheesewright arrives.Chapters 1–2, the sitting-room, as Mr. Cheesewright
  2. Stilton lectures Bertie on keeping fit for the Drones Darts sweep, bristles with jealousy at the mention of Florence, calls the moustache ghastly, and is interrupted as Florence arrives.Chapters 2–3, Bertie's flat, as Stilton
  3. Bertie relaxes alone in the Drones smoking-room until he finds Stilton beside him.Chapters 3–4, the Drones smoking-room, as G. D’Arcy Cheesewright
  4. Florence telephones to learn that the magistrate who fined Bertie is Stilton's uncle, reveals that she and Stilton are engaged again, begs Bertie to keep the night club secret, and Stilton silently appears in the room.Chapters 6–7, Bertie's flat, as D’Arcy
  5. Anatole's superb dinner turns to ashes in Bertie's mouth as Stilton glares at him across the table and ignores Mrs Trotter's chatter.Chapter 11, the Brinkley dining-room, as Stilton
  6. Bertie slips out of the dining-room into the garden to dodge Stilton, plans to flee, and meets Uncle Tom, who grumbles about his guests and says Aunt Dahlia nearly fainted while he talked of Sidcup coming to see his silver.Chapter 11, the garden at Brinkley, as Stilton
  7. Locked in his room, Bertie repels Stilton through the keyhole, sends Jeeves for a strong whisky-and-soda, and is then invaded by an agitated Aunt Dahlia demanding Jeeves to save her.Chapters 11–12, Bertie's room at Brinkley
  8. Bertie climbs the ladder into what he takes for Aunt Dahlia's room, knocks over a table, and finds Florence Craye sitting up in bed.Chapters 12–14, Florence's bedroom
  9. Bertie learns he went to the wrong window, Uncle Tom reveals he took the ladder and locked the necklace in the safe, and Jeeves reveals that Lord Sidcup is Roderick Spode, who can be silenced with Eulalie Sœurs.Chapter 14, Bertie's room at Brinkley, as Cheesewright
  10. Back at Brinkley, Aunt Dahlia rages that Tom has carried Spode off to look at his silver before she could work her scheme, savages the over-solicitous Percy, and leaves; Percy goes to tell Stilton Bertie is back, and Stilton arrives as Bertie grips the cosh.Chapters 16–17, the hall, as Cheesewright
  11. Stilton goes off to show Daphne the grounds, and Bertie naps in his room until he wakes remembering the cosh.Chapter 17, Bertie's room at Brinkley, as Stilton
  12. At breakfast a beaming Stilton thanks Bertie for freeing him from Florence and leaves to go rowing with Daphne, then Mrs. Trotter reads that Robert Blenkinsop has been knighted and orders Trotter to refuse any knighthood, wrecking Aunt Dahlia's hold on him, just as Seppings brings in a pearl necklace.Chapters 20–22, the Brinkley dining-room, as Stilton

Talked about, but not there

Joy in the Morning 21 scenes
  1. Bertie explains why he has always avoided Steeple Bumpleigh, home of Aunt Agatha, Lord Worplesdon, Florence and Edwin, turning down Boko's invitations and Jeeves's hints about the fishing.Chapter 1, Steeple Bumpleigh
  2. Over breakfast Jeeves reports a visit from Nobby Hopwood and Stilton, is summoned urgently to Lord Worplesdon's office, and asks for an edition of Spinoza when Bertie offers him a present.Chapter 1, London, as Stilton
  3. Walking home, Bertie resolves to save Stilton from Florence and writes Nobby Hopwood a strong note listing Florence's defects, then posts it.Chapter 4, Bertie's flat, as Stilton
  4. Jeeves reveals that he has arranged for Bertie to occupy Lord Worplesdon's cottage Wee Nooke at Steeple Bumpleigh as cover for a secret merger meeting, and Bertie, fearing Aunt Agatha, gives in.Chapter 4, Bertie's flat, as Mr Cheesewright
  5. Over morning tea Jeeves cheers Bertie with news of a fancy dress ball, passes on Aunt Agatha's order to fetch a birthday brooch for Florence, and hears that Nobby is engaged to Boko.Chapter 5, Bertie's flat, as Stilton
  6. Once clear of London traffic on the Portsmouth Road, Bertie sets about quizzing Nobby on her engagement to Boko.Chapters 5–6, as Stilton
  7. Bertie drops Nobby at the Hall, stops at Boko's cottage for a drink, whistles at the window and has a china ornament thrown at his head.Chapters 6–7, the Bokeries, as Stilton
  8. Florence cycles up, says she has put flowers in Wee Nooke, and calls Stilton a perfect imbecile for becoming a constable instead of letting his uncle put him into Parliament, leaving Bertie appalled at how shaky their engagement looks.Chapter 8, Steeple Bumpleigh, as Stilton
  9. Bertie drives on and pulls up at Wee Nooke.Chapters 8–11, Wee Nooke, as Police Constable Cheesewright
  10. After searching the garden in vain Bertie walks to Boko's gate and meets Nobby cycling up.Chapters 11–12, the Bokeries, as Stilton
  11. Boko pretends his lunch with Uncle Percy was a success, then announces his plan for Bertie to break the Hall's scullery window so he can foil the 'burglar', and Bertie, flattered by Nobby, reluctantly agrees.Chapter 12, the sitting-room, as Stilton
  12. Nobby whistles Bertie aside behind a tree, learns that the night's plan has flopped and that Boko has alienated Uncle Percy, and rushes off to tick Boko off.Chapter 15, the grounds of Bumpleigh Hall, as Stilton
  13. Jeeves reports he has released Clam, and Bertie sends him to find Boko and think of a way to heal the breach, after which Boko looms up again.Chapters 15–19, the grounds of Bumpleigh Hall, as D’Arcy Cheesewright
  14. Back at Boko's, Bertie confesses he is engaged to Florence again, and agrees to tick off Uncle Percy in return for Boko's secret method of getting disengaged.Chapter 19, the sitting-room, as Stilton
  15. Back at the cottage Nobby promises to show Florence Bertie's letter next morning, and Boko, having fobbed Bertie off with a Pierrot, opens the suitcase to find a Borstal Rovers football suit.Chapters 24–25, the sitting-room, as Cheesewright
  16. Alone with Jeeves, Bertie complains of the danger of wearing Stilton's uniform, learns what a porpentine is, and resigns himself to his fate.Chapter 25, Steeple Bumpleigh, as Stilton
  17. Bertie refuses to be driven to the East Wibley ball by Boko, preferring his own two-seater so he can get out of Stilton's uniform quickly, and frets that Stilton already suspects him of pinching it.Chapter 26, as Stilton
  18. Bertie sends Boko off to Uncle Percy, drives home, throws Stilton's uniform into the river, and finds a hedgehog in his bed, which he lets loose in the garden instead of putting it in Boko's.Chapter 26, Bertie's room at Boko's
  19. Nobby kisses Bertie in gratitude, and he swims in the river reflecting that all is well and the uniform is gone for good.Chapter 27, the river, as Stilton
  20. Rushing to the garage to escape, Bertie hears Uncle Percy inside cursing Fittleworth and realises Boko unknowingly drove him home asleep in the back of the car.Chapters 27–28, Boko's garage, as Stilton
  21. Jeeves confesses that Aunt Agatha never came home, and he and Bertie slip away at once while Uncle Percy sings in the bath.Chapter 29, the kitchen, as Stilton
Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit 16 scenes
  1. Bertie, in the bath and dreading a dinner with Aunt Dahlia's Trotters, greets the returning Jeeves, who reads him Percy Gorringe's request for a thousand pounds to back his play of Florence Craye's Spindrift, and they agree to refuse.Chapter 1, Bertie's flat
  2. Jeeves, posing as Bertie, refuses Percy Gorringe's request for a thousand pounds, declines to tear Bertie's pages from the club book, and puts Florence through on the phone; she asks Bertie to take her to a garish night club, and he agrees, hoping to patch things up between her and Stilton.Chapter 4, Bertie's flat, as Cheesewright
  3. Over kippers at the Mottled Oyster Bertie fails to reconcile Florence with Stilton, and when the club is raided she bolts and Bertie trips the pursuing constable and is arrested.Chapter 5, the Mottled Oyster, as Stilton
  4. Bertie tells Jeeves of his arrest, orders a huge breakfast, and laments that the Junior Ganymede club book has nothing on Cheesewright, who has become a menace.Chapter 6, Bertie's flat, as Cheesewright
  5. Bertie, enjoying a Stilton-free Drones, swaps telegrams with Aunt Dahlia, who orders him to Brinkley to cheer up a whiskered guest and bring her pearl necklace, but he hesitates for fear of Stilton.Chapter 8, Bertie's flat, as G. D’Arcy Cheesewright
  6. Aunt Dahlia phones to bully Bertie into coming to amuse the lovesick Percy Gorringe while she works on selling Milady's Boudoir to L.G. Trotter, and the promise of Anatole's cooking wins him over.Chapter 8, Bertie's flat, as Stilton
  7. Bertie arrives at Brinkley and hands Aunt Dahlia her necklace; she explains she bought the Morehead serial to salt the mine for Trotter, won't say how she got the money from Uncle Tom, blames Ma Trotter for Trotter's stalling, throws her Agatha Christie at Bertie for singing, and introduces him to a reproachful Percy before sending him out to cheer Percy up.Chapter 9, Aunt Dahlia's den, as Cheesewright
  8. Bertie reluctantly goes out after Percy, gives up when he can't find him, and then meets him rounding a rhododendron bush.Chapters 9–10, the garden at Brinkley, as Cheesewright
  9. Florence, savaging a gooseberry bush, tells Bertie that Stilton found from the night club's book that she dined there with Bertie and has vowed to break Bertie's spine in five places; Bertie consoles himself that Stilton will never come to Brinkley.Chapter 10, the kitchen garden, as Cheesewright
  10. Bertie hurries in late to dress, and Jeeves mentions he told Mr. Cheesewright that Bertie was out strolling in the grounds.Chapters 10–11, Bertie's room at Brinkley, as Cheesewright
  11. A jubilant Aunt Dahlia bursts in on Bertie's breakfast, having learned from Jeeves that Lord Sidcup is Spode and planning to silence him with Eulalie Sœurs, and warns Bertie that Florence is planning the wedding, which he shrugs off since Stilton has drawn him in the Darts sweep.Chapter 15, Brinkley Court, as Stilton
  12. Strolling in the grounds and gloating over having bottled Stilton up, Bertie gives Jeeves leave to go to London to chair the Junior Ganymede luncheon and lends him the two-seater.Chapter 15, the garden at Brinkley, as Stilton
  13. Percy Gorringe, refused by Florence, calls Bertie a weedy butterfly and then reveals he has bought Stilton's sweep ticket on him, so Stilton is free to thrash Bertie, who dashes to the stables hoping to catch Jeeves.Chapter 15, the garden at Brinkley, as Cheesewright
  14. Bertie catches Jeeves just as he is driving off to London and arranges to go with him to collect the cosh Jeeves confiscated from young Thos, so as to face Stilton armed.Chapter 16, as Stilton
  15. Bertie rushes back to the hall to find the cosh gone and Uncle Tom's safe standing open.Chapters 17–18, the hall, as Stilton
  16. Aunt Dahlia triumphantly tells Bertie how, finding Spode no longer owns Eulalie Sœurs, she coshed him and got her necklace back, and Bertie realises the necklace he took is Mrs. Trotter's and must go back in the safe.Chapter 18, Aunt Dahlia's den, as Stilton
Much Obliged, Jeeves 2 scenes
  1. Lunching with Bertie at Barribault's, Ginger Winship reveals that he is engaged to Florence Craye, who has pushed him into the Market Snodsbury election and will drop him if he loses, and begs Bertie to canvass for him.Chapter 3, Barribault's
  2. Walking home from lunch with Ginger and brooding on his engagement to Florence, Bertie drops his cigarette case, trips in front of a taxi and is pulled clear by Jeeves, to whom he breaks the news about Florence.Chapter 4, Curzon Street