Aunts Aren't Gentlemen, chapter 15, the sitting-room, early evening
Pop Cook, told by the recovered Major Plank that Bertie is the crook Alpine Joe, finds Vanessa's inscribed book and goes for Bertie with his hunting crop, until he trips over the grandfather clock and Bertie crowns him with a painting and wraps him in the tablecloth before leaving for the Goose and Grasshopper.
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Aside, years before, at Brinkley Court Bertie recalls Gussie Fink-Nottle bringing an ancestral portrait down on Spode's head and Bertie wrapping Spode in a bedsheet.
Present: Bertie Wooster, Cook
Also there: Cook's hunting crop, the grandfather clock, the oil painting, The Prose Rumblings Of A Rhymester, the tablecloth
Mentioned: Aunt Dahlia, Colonel Briscoe, Gussie Fink-Nottle, Jeeves, Major Plank, Mrs Briscoe, Mrs Briscoe's cousin, Orlo Porter, Reginald Sprockett, Roderick Spode, Sir Watkyn Bassett, Stiffy Byng, Stinker Pinker, Uncle Tom, Vanessa Cook, Vanessa's grandmother, Bertie's bed sheets✦︎, the black amber statuette✦︎, Brinkley Court, the cat♞︎, the Goose and Grasshopper, the oil painting✦︎, Totleigh Towers, Wee Nooke