Bertie Wooster

Also called Bertie, Wooster, Mr Wooster, Bertram, Bertram Wooster, Gussie, Augustus, Alpine Joe

The narrator, sent to New York after his cousin Gussie, roped in to steal a picture, and pursued by a greasy theatrical agent.

In each book 16 books

• In Other Stories
  The narrator, sent to New York after his cousin Gussie, roped in to steal a picture, and pursued by a greasy theatrical agent.
• In My Man Jeeves
  The narrator, a wealthy young Englishman living in exile in a New York flat, whose friends' troubles Jeeves settles.
• In The Inimitable Jeeves
  The narrator, a young man about town who leans on his valet's judgement, passed off as Rosie M. Banks, engaged to Honoria Glossop and exiled to New York.
• In Carry On, Jeeves
  The narrator of all but the last story: a good-hearted young man about town whose affairs Jeeves takes in hand, in London and New York.
• In Very Good, Jeeves
  The narrator, a young man about town whose schemes for his friends go wrong until Jeeves sets them right.
• In Right Ho, Jeeves
  The narrator, who takes Gussie's and Tuppy's love affairs out of Jeeves's hands and makes a mess of both.
• In Thank You, Jeeves
  The narrator, who gives up his flat and Jeeves for the banjolele, retires to a cottage at Chuffnell Regis, and is locked up, blacked up and burnt out before Chuffy marries Pauline and Jeeves comes back.
• In The Code of the Woosters
  The narrator, a guest at Totleigh Towers sent to steal the cow-creamer, blackmailed from every side.
• In Joy in the Morning
  The narrator, sent to Steeple Bumpleigh on Uncle Percy's secret errand, who loses his cottage to fire, is re-engaged to Florence, and is hunted by Stilton over a stolen police uniform.
• In The Mating Season
  The narrator, sent to Deverill Hall for the village concert, who goes there under the name of Gussie Fink-Nottle while Gussie passes as him.
• In Ring for Jeeves
  Jeeves's usual employer and Bill's friend, absent from the story at a school that teaches the aristocracy to fend for itself, from which he is expelled.
• In Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit
  The narrator, newly moustached, who is fined after a night-club raid, pursued by Stilton, engaged against his will to Florence, and left holding Mrs. Trotter's necklace.
• In Jeeves in the Offing
  The narrator, left at Brinkley without Jeeves, falsely engaged to Bobbie, set to shadow Wilbert and search his room, and finally branded a loony and a kleptomaniac to save the day.
• In Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves
  The narrator, a reluctant guest at Totleigh Towers, blackmailed into stealing the statuette, engaged to Madeline after Gussie elopes, and jailed overnight before Jeeves gets him out.
• In Much Obliged, Jeeves
  Bertram Wilberforce Wooster, the narrator, who canvasses for Ginger at Market Snodsbury and is accused of stealing Runkle's porringer.
• In Aunts Aren't Gentlemen
  The narrator, sent to the country by his doctor over spots on his chest, who finds himself engaged to Vanessa Cook, saddled with a stolen cat and taken by Plank for the crook Alpine Joe.

Connections

dealings

• employs, is in the bad books of Jeeves 558
• is nephew of, is nephew or niece of Aunt Dahlia 292
• is nephew or niece of, is nephew of Aunt Agatha 198
• was at school with, passes himself off as Gussie Fink-Nottle 145
• dreads having to marry, is engaged to Madeline Bassett 119
• is engaged to, dreads having to marry Florence Craye 113
• is suspected by, is loathed by Sir Watkyn Bassett 102
• is suspected by, loathes Roderick Spode 97

Everyone and everything else (582)

• dreads, is suspected by Stilton Cheesewright 95
• dreads, is a friend of Sir Roderick Glossop 75
• is nephew or niece of, dreads Lord Worplesdon 73
• seeks revenge on, is a friend of Tuppy Glossop 68
• is a friend of, was at school with Chuffy 64
• is in love with, dreads Bobbie Wickham 59
• suspects, is fond of Stiffy Byng 57
• is to be married to the daughter of, fears J. Washburn Stoker 49
• is a pal of, stays with Boko Fittleworth 48
• is engaged to, is a friend of Pauline Stoker 46
• was at school with, is friends with Bingo Little 43
• is friend of, has as a sham valet Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright 43
• employs, loathes Brinkley 41
• was at school with, is envied by Orlo Porter 41
• is nephew of, is nephew or niece of Uncle Tom 41
• was a pupil of, dreads Aubrey Upjohn 40
• is a member of, is one of the Drones Club 37
• dreads, is despised by Major Plank 37
• is engaged to, dreads marrying Vanessa Cook 36
• is cousin of, approves of Angela 34
• loathes, dislikes Edwin 33
• fears, is loathed by Cook 31
• is friend of, was at school with Corky Pirbright 28
• was at school with, is a friend of Stinker Pinker 28
• dislikes, believes stolen the cow-creamer^✦︎ 24
• is a pal of, approves of Nobby Hopwood 24
• was at school with, is a friend of Kipper Herring 23
• is thought loony by, is annoyed by Sergeant Voules 22
• is cousin of, dislikes Thos 22
• is engaged to, dreads Honoria Glossop 21
• is a friend of, canvasses for Ginger Winship 20
• is worried over by, sets out to cheer up Percy Gorringe 18
• stays with, dreads Esmond Haddock 15
• is a friend of, was at school with Bicky 14
• is taken for by, is admired by Lord Bittlesham 14
• wins the Scripture-knowledge prize^✦︎ 14
• keeps watch on, suspects Wilbert Cream 14
• refuses to shave off, wears Bertie's moustache^✦︎ 13
• is suspected by, is the object of a grudge of Constable Oates 13
• is thought tight by, dreads Dame Daphne Winkworth 13
• is a patient of E. Jimpson Murgatroyd 13
• is thought a loony by, sucks up to Mrs Cream 13
• is a friend of Rocky Todd 13
• dreads Bartholomew^♞︎ 12
• is a friend of Corky 12
• is cousin of, was at school with Eustace 12
• admires, admires the cooking of Anatole 11
• avoids, considers a stinker L. P. Runkle 11
• writes for, writes Milady's Boudoir^✦︎ 11
• plays Bertie's banjolele^✦︎ 10
• is said to have stolen, insults the black amber statuette^✦︎ 10
• is cousin of, was at school with Claude 10
• is grateful to, opposes Emerald Stoker 10
• is disliked by, dreads Mrs McCorkadale 10
• dislikes, is disliked by Oswald Glossop 10
• is a friend of, is a pal of Sippy Sipperley 10
• is nephew or niece of, is nephew of Uncle George 10
• owns, wears the white mess jacket^✦︎ 10
• is a friend of Biffy 9
• has money squeezed out of them by, hires Billy Graham 9
• stays at, wants Glossop out of Brinkley Court 9
• disapproves of the cat^♞︎ 9
• dreads, disapproves of the club book^✦︎ 9
• covets the cosh^✦︎ 9
• is a friend of, is owed money by Freddie Bullivant 9
• dislikes, suspects Seabury 9
• is cousin of Gussie Mannering-Phipps 8
• deceives, is left in charge by Lady Malvern 8
• loses, takes the brooch^✦︎ 7
• has the match opposed by, is loathed by Lady Wickham 7
• gives, buys the Spinoza^✦︎ 7
• wears, throws Stilton's uniform^✦︎ 7
• dreads, stays at Totleigh Towers 7
• plays golf with, dislikes A. B. Filmer 6
• dreads Aline Hemmingway 6
• insists on wearing the Alpine hat^✦︎ 6
• is a friend of Augustus^♞︎ 6
• relies on Bertie's letter to Nobby^✦︎ 6
• dreads the Christopher Robin poems^✦︎ 6
• trips up, is arrested by the constable 6
• searches for, asks Gussie's notebook^✦︎ 6
• regards as a rival, dislikes Lucius Pim 6
• houses Motty 6
• drops out of, performs the Pat and Mike cross-talk act^✦︎ 6
• terrifies, is mistaken for something else by the scullerymaid 6
• is fond of, is a friend of Seppings 6
• is in awe of, is disapproved of by Silversmith 6
• steals, takes Sir Watkyn's umbrella^✦︎ 6
• is chased by, hits the swan^♞︎ 6
• steals a policeman's helmet^✦︎ 5
• owns, wants Bertie's two-seater^✦︎ 5
• blacks up with, wants to wash off the boot polish^✦︎ 5
• feels responsible for Cyril Bassington-Bassington 5
• is friends with George Caffyn 5
• laces, takes Gussie's orange juice^✦︎ 5
• is chiselled by, hires Jas Waterbury 5
• drinks, handles Jeeves's pick-me-up^✦︎ 5
• was a pupil of, went to school at Malvern House 5
• is ordered by, deceives Miss Tomlinson 5
• dreads the prize-giving^✦︎ 5
• suspects, dislikes Rupert Steggles 5
• admires Soapy Sid 5
• loathes, despises Spindrift^✦︎ 5
• is nephew or niece of, is nephew of Uncle Henry 5
• is disapproved of by Uncle Joseph 5
• is disliked by Aunt Isabel 4
• is suspected by Aunt Jane 4
• employs Bertie's previous valet 4
• is a friend of Bill Rowcester 4
• is disliked by Blumenfield's son 4
• stood in the dock at, visits Bosher Street Police Court 4
• wants the butter^✦︎ 4
• stays at Cannes 4
• hides in Chuffy's desk^✦︎ 4
• wears the cummerbund^✦︎ 4
• looks forward to the East Wibley fancy dress ball^✦︎ 4
• is mistaken by, tries to restrain Elizabeth Vickers 4
• was at school with, despises Freddie Widgeon 4
• disapproves of Hilda Gudgeon 4
• is friends with, is in love with Lady Cynthia 4
• fears, has met Miss Mapleton 4
• addresses Miss Tomlinson's school 4
• owns, dreads Mrs. Trotter's necklace^✦︎ 4
• insists on wearing the pink tie^✦︎ 4
• is told stories by, attends Pongo Twistleton 4
• wears, insists on wearing the purple socks^✦︎ 4
• poses as, is called to account by Rosie M. Banks 4
• is doted on by Sam Goldwyn^♞︎ 4
• smashes the scullery window^✦︎ 4
• loathes, avoids Steeple Bumpleigh 4
• cares for Tootles 4
• gives, reads The Woman who Braved All^✦︎ 4
• is threatened by, is accused by Alexander Slingsby 3
• is fond of, is wary of Angelica Briscoe 3
• was a pupil of Arnold Abney 3
• pinches, gives Aunt Dahlia's imitation necklace^✦︎ 3
• sends for, sets a booby-trap the bag of flour^✦︎ 3
• was at school with Beefy Bingham 3
• gives up, moves to Bertie's flat 3
• takes out Bertie's insurance policies^✦︎ 3
• was nursed by Bertie's nurse 3
• is chased by, is threatened by the Bingley policeman 3
• disapproves of, is despised by Blair Eggleston 3
• searches the Blue Room 3
• is met by, hears from Butterfield 3
• insists on wearing the check suit^✦︎ 3
• is seized by, is woken by Constable Dobson 3
• is in the running for, wants the Drones Club Darts Tournament^✦︎ 3
• wants, thinks poorly of the Fittleworth Method^✦︎ 3
• is laughed at by, advises the girls of Miss Tomlinson's school^⁂ 3
• steals Gussie's letter to Madeline^✦︎ 3
• is in love with Gwladys Pendlebury 3
• is pursued by Heloise Pringle 3
• punctures the hot-water bottle^✦︎ 3
• writes the hunting song^✦︎ 3
• entertains, persuades L. G. Trotter 3
• deceives, is tried by the magistrate 3
• is friends with Marion Wardour 3
• pinches the mixed biscuits^✦︎ 3
• is a member of the Mottled Oyster 3
• is sibling of Mrs Scholfield 3
• is uncle of Mrs Scholfield's daughters^⁂ 3
• reads, tells a cover story about The Mystery of the Pink Crayfish^✦︎ 3
• goes to, flees New York 3
• is liked by Poppet^♞︎ 3
• means to put back the porringer^✦︎ 3
• loathes The Prose Rumblings Of A Rhymester^✦︎ 3
• moves to Seaview Cottage 3
• buys, rescues the Sindbad the Sailor costume^✦︎ 3
• takes refuge behind the sofa^✦︎ 3
• insists on wearing the soft silk shirts^✦︎ 3
• owns the squirting bouquet^✦︎ 3
• eats, lies about the steak and kidney pie^✦︎ 3
• is nephew or niece of, is thought poorly of by Uncle Percy 3
• is nephew or niece of, depends financially on Uncle Willoughby 3
• steals, hides Uncle Willoughby's Recollections^✦︎ 3
• likes the vase^✦︎ 3
• goes to, takes Wee Nooke 3
• is invited by, is asked to do something by Alexander Worple 2
• is nephew or niece of Aunt Emily 2
• is nephew of Aunt Julia 2
• compares someone to, compares to Balaam's ass^♞︎ 2
• is threatened by, is refused by the Bandit 2
• is called names by, gives Beatrice Slingsby 2
• recites Ben Battle^✦︎ 2
• refuses, wraps a foe in Bertie's bed sheets^✦︎ 2
• hides in, escapes from Bertie's bedroom at the cottage 2
• loses, drops Bertie's cigarette-case^✦︎ 2
• is child of Bertie's father 2
• is admired by Bertie's mother 2
• lends Bertie's New York flat 2
• attends Bertie's school 2
• is cousin of Bertie's Theosophist cousin 2
• reads Bertie's thriller^✦︎ 2
• rides, leaves behind the bicycle^✦︎ 2
• insists on wearing the blue suit with the faint red stripe^✦︎ 2
• is feared by Blumenfield 2
• thinks poorly of Boko's grey flannel trousers^✦︎ 2
• loathes By Order Of The Czar^✦︎ 2
• owns the cats^♞︎ 2
• plans to open with Catsmeat's story^✦︎ 2
• dislikes, dreads Charlotte Corday Rowbotham 2
• finances The Children's Book of American Birds^✦︎ 2
• wants Chuffy's breakfast tray^✦︎ 2
• is admired by Clementina 2
• breaks the code of the Woosters^✦︎ 2
• visits, refuses the collection-room 2
• longs to sock Constable Dobbs 2
• sits on, is fled by the corn chandler 2
• acquires, buys the Country Gentleman^✦︎ 2
• steals the cylinder^✦︎ 2
• deceives the Duke of Chiswick 2
• is sworn to secrecy by Edward Fothergill 2
• dreads, is disapproved of by Esmond's aunts^⁂ 2
• went to school at Eton 2
• destroys Everard's picture^✦︎ 2
• rings the fire bell^✦︎ 2
• rejects, agrees to the fire-alarm scheme^✦︎ 2
• refuses, agrees to Florida 2
• is questioned by, flees the fog policeman 2
• writes to, tells Freddie 2
• is headed off by, takes a dislike to the gardener 2
• makes friends with, is rescued by the ginger cat^♞︎ 2
• removes the gnat^♞︎ 2
• breaks the grandfather clock^✦︎ 2
• gives up at Jeeves's bidding, gives up the green tie^✦︎ 2
• backs, looks after Harold 2
• was at school with Harold Anstruther 2
• is seized by Henry 2
• longs to sock, dislikes Jane 2
• refuses to go along with, agrees to help Jeeves's scheme^✦︎ 2
• is braced by Jeeves's specials^✦︎ 2
• goes to Kingham Manor 2
• dislikes Laura Pyke 2
• dislikes the Littles' parlourmaid 2
• acquires, buys the Longacre^✦︎ 2
• dislikes Lord Rainsby 2
• smokes Lord Worplesdon's cigar^✦︎ 2
• reads the Ma Cream book^✦︎ 2
• steals Madeline's studio portrait^✦︎ 2
• is complained to by the management^⁂ 2
• disparages, quotes Marcus Aurelius 2
• is mistaken by, invites Maudie 2
• has as a guest McIntosh^♞︎ 2
• employs Meadowes 2
• consults the minstrels^⁂ 2
• is entrusted with by, is given by Mr Kegworthy 2
• is talked round by, is asked for help by Muriel Singer 2
• compares with Napoleon 2
• is intimidated by the nurse 2
• backs Ocean Breeze^♞︎ 2
• wields the oil painting^✦︎ 2
• buys, gives up the Old Etonian spats^✦︎ 2
• delivers Orlo's letter^✦︎ 2
• was at Oxford 2
• is attacked by, is gone for by the Oxford dog^♞︎ 2
• eats, gives the paste on toast^✦︎ 2
• performs, gives the Pat and Mike script^✦︎ 2
• takes along, is embarrassed by Peggy Mainwaring 2
• thinks poorly of the Pierrot costume^✦︎ 2
• insists on wearing, gives away the plus-fours^✦︎ 2
• is suspected by the policeman 2
• attends Pongo's birthday party^✦︎ 2
• drinks, wields the port^✦︎ 2
• is stopped by, is unnerved by the portrait of Aunt Agatha^✦︎ 2
• employs the registry-office man 2
• is coached by the Rev. Francis Heppenstall 2
• is attacked by Rollo^♞︎ 2
• has bought, gives the roses^✦︎ 2
• refuses, agrees to Santa Claus^✦︎ 2
• sends the sausage telegram^✦︎ 2
• collides with the shop cat^♞︎ 2
• is nephew of Sir Reginald Witherspoon 2
• dislikes Sonny Boy^✦︎ 2
• suffers from the spots^✦︎ 2
• writes the sprained-wrist letter^✦︎ 2
• searches for Stiffy's room 2
• admires Stoker's yacht 2
• finances the syndicate^⁂ 2
• wraps a foe in the tablecloth^✦︎ 2
• is a pal of Tipton Plimsoll 2
• despises Tolstoy 2
• is falsely claimed by, refuses to marry Trixie Waterbury 2
• takes out, entertains the Trotters^⁂ 2
• is imposed on by, orders the twins^⁂ 2
• performs the village concert^✦︎ 2
• sets a booby-trap, is avoided by Waterbury 2
• writes What the Well-Dressed Man is Wearing^✦︎ 2
• is a member of the Woosters^⁂ 2
• dreads The Yeoman's Wedding Song^✦︎ 2
• gives the acid drops^✦︎ 1
• recommends Agatha Christie 1
• buys the aniseed^✦︎ 1
• cries off Antibes 1
• is given by the antique-shop proprietor 1
• is told by Aubrey Fothergill 1
• dreads Aunt Agatha's cable^✦︎ 1
• shows Aunt Agatha's letter about Cyril^✦︎ 1
• is upset by Aunt Dahlia's telegrams^✦︎ 1
• confesses to Aunt Vera 1
• declares not gentlemen aunts^⁂ 1
• asks the back-door key^✦︎ 1
• makes the balance sheet^✦︎ 1
• is warned by Barmy Fotheringay-Phipps 1
• is disapproved of by Bastable 1
• is influenced by Ben Bloom 1
• is intimidated by Bertie's aunts^⁂ 1
• wants Bertie's breakfast^✦︎ 1
• sends Bertie's cable to Aunt Julia^✦︎ 1
• asks to do something Bertie's cigars^✦︎ 1
• is nephew of Bertie's clergyman uncle 1
• throws Bertie's coat^✦︎ 1
• rents Bertie's cottage 1
• is trapped by Bertie's dressing-gown^✦︎ 1
• owns Bertie's evening clothes^✦︎ 1
• laces Bertie's flask^✦︎ 1
• is beaten by Bertie's golf opponent 1
• leaves behind Bertie's hat^✦︎ 1
• gives Bertie's hat^✦︎ 1
• admires Bertie's heliotrope pyjamas^✦︎ 1
• lends Bertie's overcoat^✦︎ 1
• bails out Bertie's Oxford pal 1
• uses Bertie's photograph^✦︎ 1
• rescues Bertie's small suitcase^✦︎ 1
• sends Bertie's telegram about Gussie^✦︎ 1
• writes Bertie's telegram to Aunt Dahlia^✦︎ 1
• is nephew of Bertie's tree-climbing uncle 1
• takes for someone else Billy Graham (the evangelist) 1
• suspects foul play over Bingley's uncle 1
• asks a favour of Bingo's allowance^✦︎ 1
• disapproves of Bingo's tie^✦︎ 1
• is arrested by the Boat Race night policeman 1
• tries or plans to steal the Boat Race night policeman 1
• tells Boko's burglary scheme^✦︎ 1
• refuses to go along with Boko's screed^✦︎ 1
• hires the borrowed nurse 1
• is fined by the Bosher Street magistrate 1
• dreads the Brinkley children^⁂ 1
• is invited by the Briscoes^⁂ 1
• uses the brown paper^✦︎ 1
• imitates the Buck 1
• hides in the bush 1
• hides in the bushes 1
• looks down on the butter-slide^✦︎ 1
• wears the Casino at Cannes 1
• wants the Cavalier costume^✦︎ 1
• is directed by the centenarian 1
• takes the side of the chambermaid 1
• recites The Charge of the Light Brigade^✦︎ 1
• takes refuge behind the chest^✦︎ 1
• takes refuge in the chest of drawers^✦︎ 1
• breaks the china vase^✦︎ 1
• competes in the Choir Boys Bicycle Handicap^✦︎ 1
• is dismayed by Chuffy's spectacles^✦︎ 1
• is fond of the cloth-topped boots^✦︎ 1
• forbids coffee^✦︎ 1
• is a pal of Colonel Briscoe 1
• drinks the Colonel's port^✦︎ 1
• is criticized by Comrade Butt 1
• is seized by Cook's butler 1
• sets out to cheer up the cork trick^✦︎ 1
• dreads Corky's little job^✦︎ 1
• is admired by Cornelia Fothergill 1
• handles the cow-creamer's case^✦︎ 1
• wields the cricket ball^✦︎ 1
• is descended from the Crusader Wooster 1
• sends flying the cucumber sandwich^✦︎ 1
• suspects the cupboard in Stiffy's room^✦︎ 1
• attacks Cuthbert^♞︎ 1
• attacks the dancing instructress 1
• takes to Daphne Braythwayt 1
• admires Daphne Dolores Morehead 1
• cites David Niven 1
• tells stories to the dentist 1
• visits Deverill Hall 1
• rejects the dinner jacket^✦︎ 1
• mocks the diver 1
• makes friends with the dog^♞︎ 1
• hides the drawer^✦︎ 1
• goes to Eggesford Court 1
• compares with Elia Gospodinoff 1
• thinks poorly of Emerson 1
• is shattered by the engagement notice in The Times^✦︎ 1
• tells a cover story about Ephraim Gadsby 1
• reads Erle Stanley Gardner 1
• forgets Eulalie Sœurs 1
• is informed against by the extra waiter 1
• is told by the fellow at the club 1
• gives the five quid^✦︎ 1
• climbs into Florence's bedroom 1
• hides in Florence's cupboard 1
• sets a booby-trap the flower-pot^✦︎ 1
• is asked by the freckled lad 1
• compares with Fred Astaire 1
• hears from Freddie Threepwood 1
• is disliked by Freddie's mother 1
• eats the fruit salad^✦︎ 1
• applauds G. G. Simmons 1
• spends the night in the garage 1
• sympathises with George Kegley-Bassington 1
• was at school with Gianbattista 1
• plans the Giant Squirt^✦︎ 1
• takes the gin^✦︎ 1
• buys the ginger whiskers^✦︎ 1
• is rebuked by the girl at Antibes 1
• is friends with the Glossops^⁂ 1
• is assaulted by the gong stick^✦︎ 1
• flees the Great Hall 1
• is attacked by the groom 1
• advises Gussie's room 1
• returns Gussie's spectacles^✦︎ 1
• suggests Gussie's speech^✦︎ 1
• is summoned by Gussie's telegram^✦︎ 1
• is cousin of Harold 1
• is given away by the hat-boxes^✦︎ 1
• releases the hedgehog^♞︎ 1
• hides in Hilda's den 1
• uses the honey^✦︎ 1
• longs for the hot Scotch-and-water^✦︎ 1
• takes the side of the hotel manager 1
• breaks the Infant Samuel^✦︎ 1
• is attacked by the Italian kid 1
• pities J. Chichester Clam 1
• quotes Jael 1
• admires Janet Gaynor 1
• opens Jeeves's telegram^✦︎ 1
• curses the Junior Ganymede committee^⁂ 1
• orders King Lear^✦︎ 1
• is sized up by the knowledgeable pal 1
• climbs into the ladder^✦︎ 1
• dislikes Lady Chuffnell 1
• is invited by Lady Glossop 1
• visits Leicester Square 1
• is thanked by the lift attendant 1
• is restored by the lightning whizzer^✦︎ 1
• is invited by Lord Wickhammersley 1
• plans the Luminous Rabbit^✦︎ 1
• is upset by Madeline's note^✦︎ 1
• opens Madeline's telegram^✦︎ 1
• studied at Magdalen 1
• laughs at Major-General Sir Wilfred Bosher 1
• rejects the man at Cannes 1
• is seized by the man with the gun 1
• is given an ultimatum by the management^⁂ 1
• writes Marie Lloyd 1
• fears his secrets reaching the Market Snodsbury Argus-Reminder^✦︎ 1
• acts as go-between for Market Snodsbury church 1
• thanks the marksman 1
• has bet on Marlene Cooper 1
• accuses Mary 1
• buys the mauve shirts^✦︎ 1
• writes the menu^✦︎ 1
• disapproves of the Mephistopheles costume^✦︎ 1
• compares the Mona Lisa 1
• gives the money on the dressing-table^✦︎ 1
• visits Monte Carlo 1
• copies Monty Byng 1
• hunts for the mouse^♞︎ 1
• is given an ultimatum by Mr Manglehoffer 1
• is invited by Mr Pitt-Waley 1
• tells Mrs McCorkadale's maid 1
• deceives Mrs Pringle 1
• annoys Mrs Tinkler-Moulke 1
• is loathed by Mrs. Trotter 1
• falls over the mud^✦︎ 1
• reads Murder At Greystone Grange^✦︎ 1
• forgets My Friends the Newts^✦︎ 1
• gets rid of the new housemaid 1
• handles Oates's helmet^✦︎ 1
• damages the occasional table^✦︎ 1
• bribes the office-boy 1
• quotes Ogden Nash 1
• breaks the oil painting^✦︎ 1
• loathes old folk songs^✦︎ 1
• is invited by old Rowbotham 1
• smuggles in the old woman 1
• eats the omelette^✦︎ 1
• is put off by Oofy Prosser 1
• mistakes for something else the owl^♞︎ 1
• is rescued by the Oxford girl 1
• played in the pageant^✦︎ 1
• trips over the pail^✦︎ 1
• takes comfort in the parcel of books^✦︎ 1
• flees Paris 1
• tears up Pauline's note^✦︎ 1
• mistakes for something else Pauline's swimming suit^✦︎ 1
• is intimidated by the Pekingese^♞︎ 1
• is given away by Percy^♞︎ 1
• praises Perkins 1
• blames Phyllis Mills 1
• hides behind the piano^✦︎ 1
• avoids the pig^♞︎ 1
• finds the pile of telegrams^✦︎ 1
• takes the idea from the play^✦︎ 1
• proposed at the Plaza 1
• spends a night in the police station 1
• steals the policeman's helmet^✦︎ 1
• objects to the Pomeranian^♞︎ 1
• interrupts Pope 1
• resents the postman 1
• pretends a connection with Professor Mainwaring 1
• deceives Professor Pringle 1
• deceives Professor Pringle's mother 1
• refuses the protection money^✦︎ 1
• is held up by the protest march^⁂ 1
• is nephew or niece of the rabbit uncle 1
• leaves behind the raincoat^✦︎ 1
• is fond of Ray Denison 1
• buys the replacement brooch^✦︎ 1
• was at school with the Rev. James Bates 1
• likes to read the Rex Stout^✦︎ 1
• bribes Rhoda Platt 1
• was at school with Robinson 1
• advises the rose garden 1
• orders the Rosie M. Banks novels^✦︎ 1
• quotes Rudyard Kipling 1
• hides the rug^✦︎ 1
• rescues Runkle's camera^✦︎ 1
• hides the rustic bench^✦︎ 1
• finds the safe^✦︎ 1
• eats the salmon mayonnaise^✦︎ 1
• mocks the Saviours of Britain^⁂ 1
• refuses the school treat^✦︎ 1
• recites Scott 1
• dislikes Sebastian's golden curls^✦︎ 1
• dislikes the Senior Liberal Club 1
• is ordered by the Sergeant-Major 1
• hides the settee^✦︎ 1
• sings She Didn't Say Yes^✦︎ 1
• insults Shelley 1
• admires the Sieur de Wooster 1
• wears Sir Roderick's top-hat^✦︎ 1
• admires Sir Watkyn's cook 1
• insults Sir Watkyn's dressing gown^✦︎ 1
• flees Skeldings 1
• suggests the skylight^✦︎ 1
• goes to the smoking-room 1
• wins the sock-darning prize^✦︎ 1
• hides in the sofa^✦︎ 1
• dislikes the soup poster^✦︎ 1
• is thrown out by the spider^♞︎ 1
• pretends to read Spinoza 1
• goes to the St. Aurea 1
• flees from the stables 1
• uses the stick-and-needle^✦︎ 1
• advises Stiffy's car^✦︎ 1
• insults Stilton's head^✦︎ 1
• suspects Stilton's moustache^✦︎ 1
• spends the night in the summer-house 1
• is told by the sweet-stall man 1
• buys the sweets^✦︎ 1
• is nearly run down by the taxi^✦︎ 1
• neglects the telegram^✦︎ 1
• is in the terrace 1
• misrepresents the toy aeroplane^✦︎ 1
• plays with the toy duck^✦︎ 1
• owns The Trail of Blood^✦︎ 1
• visits the Turkish bath 1
• reads Types of Ethical Theory^✦︎ 1
• is nephew or niece of Uncle Clive 1
• is nephew or niece of Uncle Cuthbert 1
• runs down Uncle Cyril 1
• is nephew or niece of Uncle James 1
• misrepresents Uncle James's card^✦︎ 1
• dislikes Uncle Tom's collection^✦︎ 1
• loathes Upjohn's speech^✦︎ 1
• spills tea on Upjohn's trousers^✦︎ 1
• learned from the vicar 1
• is run in at Vine Street police station 1
• is interrupted by the waiter 1
• uses the water-pipe^✦︎ 1
• trips over the watering-can^✦︎ 1
• flees the waterpipe^✦︎ 1
• devises Way Down upon the Soigné River^✦︎ 1
• writes What The Well-Dressed Man Is Wearing^✦︎ 1
• criticizes When Cynthia Smiles^✦︎ 1
• wins the wild-flower prize^✦︎ 1
• visits Wimbledon 1
• bets on Wonderchild^♞︎ 1
• wields the wooden dumb-bell^✦︎ 1
• accepts the world cruise^✦︎ 1
• cries off the yacht cruise^✦︎ 1

Scenes they are in

Other Stories 33 scenes

1. Aunt Agatha rouses Bertie early to tell him Gussie has fallen for a vaudeville girl in New York and orders him to go over and stop the marriage.Chapter 1, as Bertie
2. Landing in New York, Bertie finds Gussie gone from his hotel, takes two lightning whizzers at the bar and strolls round Times Square feeling free of Aunt Agatha.Chapter 1, New York
3. Bertie runs into Gussie, now calling himself George Wilson, at Abe Riesbitter's agency, where Gussie is booked for the small time so that Ray's father will let him marry her, and Bertie secretly cables Gussie's mother.Chapter 1, Abe Riesbitter's office, as Bertie
4. Gussie rehearses his songs all weekend at the music publishers while a hook-nosed pianist interrupts every line for pep.Chapter 1, the music-room
5. Gussie's debut is a stage-fright disaster until the pretty girl next to Bertie, Ray, stands up and sings the moon song with him and makes him the hero of the house.Chapter 1, the uptown theatre, as Bertie
6. Bertie meets Ray and her formidable father, and Aunt Julia arrives in New York demanding to know why he cabled.Chapter 1, as Bertie
7. Bertie shows Aunt Julia Ray's act as Exhibit A, and she pronounces the girl an artist.Chapter 1, the Auditorium, as Bertie
8. Aunt Julia watches her son perform as Exhibit B, much improved, and Bertie explains Danby's condition and sends her to see him.Chapter 1, the uptown theatre, as Bertie
9. Aunt Julia and Joe Danby recognise each other as old stage partners, Danby confesses he always loved her, and when she reveals Gussie is her son he asks her to come back to the profession and she falls into his arms.Chapter 1, the Danbys' apartment
10. Gussie reports that his mother is to marry Danby and he is to marry Ray, and Bertie answers Aunt Agatha's cable: 'Stay where you are. Profession overcrowded.'Chapter 1, Gussie's hotel, as Bertie
11. Aunt Dahlia telephones to summon Bertie to Marsham Manor for the week-end to charm Cornelia Fothergill into selling her serial to Milady's Boudoir, hinting at a little job she wants done.Chapter 2, Bertie's flat, as Wooster
12. Driving down to Hampshire, Bertie tells Jeeves of his foreboding about Aunt Dahlia's 'little something'.Chapter 2, as Bertram Wooster
13. Bertie arrives at Marsham Manor and meets the bearded Fothergills and Cornelia, while Everard frets about a mewing cat.Chapter 2, the hall at Marsham
14. Aunt Dahlia shows Bertie the Venus that Edward Fothergill painted and Everard loathes, and orders him to steal and burn it that night, a deal she has struck with Cornelia for the serial.Chapter 2, the dining-room at Marsham, as Bertie
15. Bertie tells Jeeves of the job, Jeeves offers to break a window with treacle and brown paper, and the knife arrives at the door.Chapter 2, Bertie's room at Marsham, as Mr Wooster
16. At one in the morning Jeeves reports the window already silently broken.Chapter 2, Bertie's room at Marsham
17. Bertie creeps downstairs and cuts a picture out of its frame with four quick strokes.Chapter 2, the dining-room at Marsham
18. Bertie, Aunt Dahlia and Jeeves snip up and burn the canvas until Jeeves notices the last scrap is signed Everard Fothergill.Chapter 2, Bertie's room at Marsham, as Bertie
19. Bertie catches Edward Fothergill stealing back his own Venus and swears secrecy, then refuses Jeeves's plan to have him found stunned by burglars, and is promptly knocked out from behind.Chapter 2, the hall at Marsham, as Bertram
20. Bertie wakes with a sore head to hear the gang is blamed, Cornelia is grateful and the serial is Aunt Dahlia's, and asks Jeeves to drop the eggs and omelettes.Chapter 2, Bertie's room at Marsham, as Bertie
21. Back from Glossop's clinic, Bertie learns from Jeeves, via the Junior Ganymede club book, that Lady Chuffnell won't marry Sir Roderick while Honoria is unmarried, and that Aunt Dahlia is coming to dinner.Chapter 3, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
22. Over dinner Aunt Dahlia reveals that Blair Eggleston is too timid to propose to Honoria, then asks Bertie to play Santa Claus at her children's party, and he flatly refuses.Chapter 3, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
23. Jeeves backs Bertie's refusal, and Bertie sends him for roses to soothe Aunt Dahlia, secretly needing her help with a plan for Glossop.Chapter 3, Bertie's flat
24. Aunt Dahlia spurns Bertie's roses but agrees to his scheme: he will rush Honoria so that a jealous Eggleston proposes, while she eggs Eggleston on.Chapter 3, Aunt Dahlia's London house, as Bertram
25. Bertie gives Honoria the rush of a lifetime with lunches, dinners and night clubs.Chapter 3, as Bertram Wooster
26. Bertie tells Aunt Dahlia he kissed Honoria in the Park under Eggleston's eye, then Honoria phones: Eggleston proposed, broke it off after seeing the kiss, and now she means to marry Bertie.Chapter 3, Aunt Dahlia's London house
27. Putting the problem as A, B and Caesar, Bertie gets Jeeves to suggest that A produce another fiancée, but neither can see where to find one.Chapter 3, Bertie's flat
28. Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright's stories of theatrical agents give Bertie the idea of hiring an actress through one.Chapter 3, the Drones Club, as Bertram Wooster
29. In the Charing Cross Road the greasy agent Jas Waterbury takes fifteen quid to supply his niece Trixie, a Fairy Queen, as Bertie's pretend fiancée.Chapter 3, Jas Waterbury's office
30. Waterbury phones to say all is set, and Catsmeat tells Bertie that Waterbury once chiselled Oofy Prosser out of two thousand pounds.Chapter 3, the Drones Club
31. With Trixie on his lap Bertie expects Honoria but gets Eggleston, who, told Trixie is Bertie's fiancée, announces that he and Honoria are engaged again.Chapter 3, Bertie's flat, as Bertram
32. Waterbury phones to say Trixie expects a wedding, demands two thousand pounds in heart balm on threat of breach of promise and Porky Jupp, and Aunt Dahlia summons Jeeves to confer.Chapter 3, Aunt Dahlia's London house, as Bertie
33. With Bertie behind the piano, Jeeves poses as a broker's man and Aunt Dahlia threatens to ship Bertie penniless to Canada, routing Waterbury; Jeeves then gets Glossop cast as Santa Claus and Bertie agrees to Florida.Chapter 3, Bertie's flat, as Wooster

My Man Jeeves 39 scenes

1. Bertie illustrates Jeeves's omniscience: he was right about the check suit and about Wonderchild in the Lincolnshire, so Bertie makes him the brains of the establishment.Chapter 1
2. Bertie explains how he came to New York and met Corky, a would-be portrait-painter living on an allowance from his bird-loving, jute-rich uncle Alexander Worple.Chapter 1
3. Corky brings his fiancée Muriel Singer to ask how to break the news to his uncle, and Jeeves proposes that she 'write' a children's bird book dedicated to Worple, at Bertie's expense.Chapter 1, Bertie's New York flat, as Bertie
4. The first copies of The Children's Book of American Birds arrive at Corky's place, full of praise for Worple, and Bertie and Corky think it a cert.Chapter 1, Corky's studio
5. Corky reports that his uncle has written Muriel a warm letter inviting her to call.Chapter 1, Bertie's New York flat
6. Back in town, Bertie finds Muriel dining alone and learns she has left the stage and married Corky's uncle, who invites Bertie to dinner.Chapter 1, the quiet restaurant, as Mr. Wooster
7. Bertie tells Jeeves that Muriel has married the uncle, and Jeeves admits he had foreseen it but did not like to say.Chapter 1, Bertie's New York flat
8. Having avoided Corky for months, Bertie reads in the paper that Mrs. Alexander Worple has had a son and heir, and is too sorry for Corky to eat his breakfast.Chapter 1, Bertie's New York flat
9. Bertie finds Corky painting the baby's portrait for his uncle, his first commission, and hating the infant who has done him out of his inheritance.Chapter 1, Corky's studio, as Bertie
10. Corky telephones that the portrait is finished and his uncle is coming to inspect it, and Bertie agrees to come only if he may bring Jeeves.Chapter 1, Bertie's New York flat, as Bertie
11. Worple is outraged by the leering portrait and orders Corky into the jute business, but Jeeves suggests the picture as a comic series, 'The Adventures of Baby Blobbs'.Chapter 1, Corky's studio, as Bertie
12. Corky's series is a hit and has rewarded Jeeves generously, and Bertie gives in when Jeeves vetoes the blue suit with the faint red stripe.Chapter 1, Bertie's New York flat
13. Fresh from defying Jeeves over a hat and a pink tie, Bertie is called on by Lady Malvern, who leaves her son Motty to live with him while she tours America, and Jeeves offers no sympathy.Chapter 2, Bertie's New York flat, as Mr. Wooster
14. Motty's luggage and unopened books arrive, and late that night he is found on the doormat dead drunk and put to bed by Jeeves.Chapter 2, Bertie's New York flat
15. Cured by Jeeves's pick-me-up, Motty announces that he means to yield to every temptation of the great city for his month of freedom.Chapter 2, Motty's room
16. Bertie's attempt to damp Motty's revels at supper fails, Motty is seen being thrown out of a low restaurant, and Bertie wastes away with worry.Chapter 2
17. Bertie swallows his pride and asks Jeeves for a scheme to deal with Motty, but Jeeves, still pipped about the hat and tie, has none.Chapter 2, Bertie's New York flat
18. After Motty brings singing pals home at three a.m., Bertie is seized in the dark by Motty's bull-terrier Rollo, who fawns on Jeeves, and Bertie decides to flee to Rocky Todd's.Chapter 2, Bertie's New York flat
19. Back from Long Island, Bertie learns that Rollo has gone and Motty is in prison for assaulting a constable, and Jeeves suggests telling Lady Malvern he has gone to Boston.Chapter 2, Bertie's New York flat
20. Lady Malvern, having seen Motty breaking stones in prison, denounces Bertie until Jeeves persuades her Motty went in voluntarily to research her book; the grateful Bertie has the pink tie burnt, sends for the Longacre and learns Jeeves bet Motty into punching a policeman.Chapter 2, Bertie's New York flat, as Mr. Wooster
21. Bicky, whose uncle the Duke of Chiswick thinks him busy in business instead of on a Colorado ranch, begs for help, and Jeeves proposes lending him Bertie's flat to pose as its owner.Chapter 3, Bertie's New York flat, as Mr. Wooster
22. The Duke arrives after a row over his cab fare, marvels at the cost of 'Bicky's' flat, and Bertie assures him Bicky is a business success.Chapter 3, Bertie's New York flat, as Wooster
23. Leaving the lift, Bertie meets Bicky coming back from the dock and tells him the old boy is upstairs and rattled.Chapter 3, Bertie's New York flat, as Bertie
24. Jeeves reports that the Duke, convinced Bicky is prospering, has cancelled his allowance.Chapter 3, Bertie's New York flat
25. A despairing Bicky refuses Bertie's money and dreams of a chicken farm, and Jeeves suggests charging Americans a fee to shake hands with the Duke.Chapter 3, Bertie's New York flat, as Bertie
26. Nobody will pay to meet the Duke except a delicatessen keeper offering ham and an anarchist who wants to kick him.Chapter 3
27. Jeeves announces he has signed up eighty-seven boosters from Birdsburg, Missouri, to shake hands with the Duke for a hundred and fifty dollars.Chapter 3, Bertie's bedroom
28. Bicky gets the Duke to agree to meet 'a few pals' the next afternoon, provided there are no reporters.Chapter 3, the sitting-room
29. Simms's demand for proof that the Duke is a duke exposes the paid handshaking, the furious Duke refuses Bicky a penny, and Jeeves's suggestion of selling the story to the papers makes him take Bicky on as secretary at five hundred a year.Chapter 3, Bertie's New York flat
30. To reward Jeeves, Bertie has him shave off the moustache.Chapter 3, Bertie's New York flat
31. Rocky wakes Bertie with his aunt's letter demanding he live it up in New York and report weekly, and Jeeves proposes that he do the town himself and supply notes for Rocky's letters.Chapter 4, Bertie's New York flat, as Bertie
32. Jeeves enjoys himself in the cabarets taking notes, Rocky turns them into dazzling letters to his aunt, and Bertie compares them with his own feeble letter to Freddie.Chapter 4, as BERTIE.
33. Aunt Isabel turns up at the flat believing it to be Rocky's, takes Bertie for a sponging intruder and Jeeves for Rocky's man, and moves in, driving Bertie out to an hotel.Chapter 4, Bertie's New York flat, as Bertie
34. Bertie mopes valetless at the hotel until Rocky telephones from the Midnight Revels in agony, squeezed into Bertie's evening clothes, his allowance stopped and his aunt cured and thriving.Chapter 4, the St. Aurea, as Bertie
35. Jeeves brings Bertie more clothes but has no plan, and talks instead of his own aunt.Chapter 4, the St. Aurea
36. Bertie takes to the cabarets again and glimpses a suffering Rocky with his aunt, who seems to be wondering where the celebrities are.Chapter 4
37. Rocky begs Bertie to join him and his suspicious, brooding aunt at the Maison Pierre, and then to come back to the flat for a drink.Chapter 4, the Maison Pierre, as Bertie
38. Converted by Jimmy Mundy, to whose meeting Jeeves 'mistakenly' took her, Aunt Isabel begs Rocky to give up wicked New York and live in the country, and he joyfully agrees.Chapter 4, Bertie's New York flat, as Bertie
39. Back in his flat, Bertie learns that Jeeves sent Aunt Isabel to the meeting on purpose, inspired by his own aunt, and meekly gives up his green tie.Chapter 4, Bertie's New York flat

The Inimitable Jeeves 105 scenes

1. Over morning tea Jeeves advises against backing Privateer, reveals he has sent back Bertie's mauve shirts, and reports that Bingo Little rang about a matter of importance.Chapter 1, Bertie's flat
2. Bertie meets Bingo in the park wearing a ghastly tie, and Bingo confesses he is in love with a girl called Mabel.Chapter 1, Hyde Park, as Bertie
3. At a tea-shop near the Ritz Bingo introduces Mabel the waitress and begs Bertie to get Jeeves to find a way of breaking the news to his uncle.Chapter 1, the tea-shop, as Bertie
4. Jeeves reveals his understanding with Mortimer Little's cook and proposes that Bingo read Rosie M. Banks novels to his gouty uncle to soften him up about marrying a waitress.Chapter 1, Bertie's flat
5. Over an egg beaten up in sherry, a hoarse Bingo reports that the Rosie M. Banks novels are winning over his uncle and that he has a pippin of an idea to clinch things.Chapter 2
6. Bertie tells Jeeves the scheme is working and praises his brains as unrivalled.Chapter 2, Bertie's flat
7. Bingo announces that his recovered uncle wants Bertie to lunch, and bullies a reluctant Bertie into breaking the news of his engagement to the old man.Chapter 2, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
8. Hailed by old Little as the author of Rosie M. Banks's novels, Bertie wins his blessing for Bingo's marriage to a waitress, but learns the allowance cannot be raised because old Little is marrying his cook.Chapter 2, No. 16, Pounceby Gardens, as Wooster
9. Bertie breaks it to Jeeves that his fiancée Miss Watson is marrying old Little, and Jeeves reveals he wanted just that, since his new understanding is with Bingo's waitress.Chapter 2, Bertie's flat
10. Bertie reflects that Bingo has bounced back from losing his girl and that, with winning horses and Aunt Agatha away in France, life has never been chirpier.Chapter 3
11. A letter from Aunt Agatha summons Bertie to Roville, and his only consolation is the chance to wear his scarlet cummerbund.Chapter 3, the sitting-room
12. At the Splendide Aunt Agatha tells Bertie he must marry the saintly Aline Hemmingway and introduces him to her and her curate brother Sidney.Chapter 3, the Hotel Splendide, as Bertie
13. Booked to take the Hemmingways for a drive, Bertie puts on the cummerbund over Jeeves's protests, and relations turn frosty.Chapter 3, Bertie's suite
14. After a mouldy drive with the Hemmingways Bertie asks Jeeves for help about Aunt Agatha's marriage plan, but the still-offended Jeeves has nothing to suggest.Chapter 3, Bertie's suite
15. The Hemmingways talk Bertie into lending a hundred pounds against a case of pearls, which proves empty, but Jeeves, who has recognised Soapy Sid, has picked the real pearls from his pocket and reveals they are Aunt Agatha's.Chapter 4, Bertie's suite, as the young master
16. Bertie produces the stolen pearls in Aunt Agatha's suite, tells her Miss Hemmingway stole them, and lectures her for her carelessness and for pushing him to marry a thief.Chapter 4, Aunt Agatha's suite, as Bertram
17. Bertie offers Jeeves twenty quid and hands over the cummerbund, telling him to give it to the deserving poor.Chapter 4, Bertie's suite
18. Bertie overhears Jeeves telling his holiday substitute that Mr Wooster is pleasant but mentally negligible, and goes out brooding.Chapter 5, Bertie's flat, as Mr Wooster
19. At Buck's, Bingo Little, now tutoring the Glossop kid at Ditteredge, declares at the top of his voice that he worships Honoria Glossop.Chapter 5, Buck's, as Bertie
20. Over lunch Aunt Agatha announces that Bertie is to marry Honoria Glossop and must go down to Ditteredge Hall tomorrow.Chapter 5, as Bertie
21. Determined to score off Jeeves by escaping on his own, Bertie tells him he is in a difficulty but declines his help.Chapter 5, Bertie's flat
22. At Ditteredge Bertie meets the supercilious Oswald and hatches a Jeeves-like scheme: he will push the boy off the bridge so that Bingo can rescue him under Honoria's eyes.Chapter 5, the grounds, as Bertie
23. Bertie hints to Honoria of a shy admirer, pushes Oswald off the bridge, finds Bingo has not turned up, dives in uselessly while Oswald swims ashore, and Honoria takes it all as a roundabout proposal and decides to take him in hand.Chapter 6, the lake, as Mr Wooster
24. On the stairs Bingo explains he never hid in the bushes because he fell in love at first sight with Daphne Braythwayt, and Bertie walks away from him.Chapter 6, Ditteredge Hall, as Bertie
25. Bertie gets a letter from Jeeves about an enjoyable bathe and goes down hollowly to have Honoria read Ruskin to him.Chapter 6, Ditteredge Hall
26. At lunch Honoria announces Bertie must get rid of Jeeves when they marry, and Aunt Agatha then warns him that Sir Roderick Glossop, doubting his sanity, is coming to lunch at his flat next day.Chapter 7, Aunt Agatha's house, as Bertie
27. Out for a stroll, Bertie is waylaid by Claude, Eustace and Lord Rainsby, up from Oxford for the day, and Eustace touches him for a fiver.Chapter 7, Hyde Park Corner, as Bertie
28. Bertie rushes back to his flat, checks Jeeves's austere menu for Sir Roderick, and braces himself as the bell rings.Chapters 7–8, the sitting-room, as Mr Wooster
29. The cats bolt from the bedroom and Lord Rainsby explains the thefts were for the Seekers club, then borrows a tenner to bail out the arrested twins.Chapter 8, Bertie's flat
30. Jeeves returns, Aunt Agatha telephones in a state, Bertie realises the engagement is off and Jeeves engineered it, and Jeeves books passage to New York.Chapter 8, Bertie's flat, as Mr Wooster
31. Bertie reflects on the menace of letters of introduction and explains why he welcomed Cyril, bearing a civil one from Aunt Agatha, as a Dove of Peace.Chapter 9
32. Jeeves sends the early-calling Cyril away, brings Bertie the letter from Aunt Agatha asking him to look after Cyril, and grudgingly hands over the purple socks.Chapter 9, Bertie's New York flat
33. Lunching with George Caffyn at the Lambs Club, Bertie learns from Jeeves that Cyril has been arrested and wants bailing out.Chapter 9, the Lambs Club, as Wooster
34. At the police station Cyril, sporting a black eye, explains he shoved a policeman he took for a postman, and Bertie bails him out after introducing him to George.Chapter 9, the police station
35. Brooding over Cyril, Bertie receives Aunt Agatha's cable forbidding him to introduce Cyril into theatrical circles, but is too proud to ask the cold Jeeves's advice.Chapter 9, Bertie's New York flat
36. Cyril gleefully announces that George has given him a part in Ask Dad, which his father would never allow, and George on the telephone refuses to drop him.Chapter 9, Bertie's New York flat, as Wooster
37. Bertie wakes Jeeves to ask how to stop Cyril going on the stage, and Jeeves promises to give the matter his best consideration.Chapter 9, Bertie's New York flat
38. Cyril rehearses his tiny part at Bertie day and night while Bertie dreads Aunt Agatha and Jeeves stays cold about the purple socks.Chapter 10
39. Clutching Aunt Agatha's threatening letter, Bertie bursts into the kitchen to find Jeeves entertaining a valet and a freckled boy who sizes him up and declares his pop is richer.Chapter 10, the kitchen, as Wooster
40. Jeeves reads the letter without a solution; Cyril arrives for costume advice and the boy calls him Fish-face, provoking a scuffle and a hint that Jeeves paid him a dollar to do it.Chapter 10, the sitting-room, as Wooster
41. At the dress-rehearsal of Ask Dad, Blumenfield's son condemns Cyril as the ugly one with a face like a fish, Cyril threatens to spank him, and Blumenfield fires Cyril on the spot.Chapter 10, Blumenfield's theatre
42. Cyril calls to say he has nobly resigned from the show out of duty to his father and is off to Washington, and Jeeves allows that young Blumenfield may have overheard his views on Cyril and the stage.Chapter 10, Bertie's bedroom, as Wooster
43. Bertie, resolved to give up the purple socks as Jeeves's reward, finds the lift attendant already wearing them and thanking him for the gift.Chapter 10, the lift
44. In the park Bertie meets Bingo's uncle, now Lord Bittlesham and owner of Ocean Breeze, and the two are loudly abused by a bearded Red Dawn orator.Chapter 11, Hyde Park, as Bertram
45. Bingo reveals he was the bearded orator, explains he is courting the revolutionary Charlotte Rowbotham, and invites himself and her family to tea at Bertie's flat.Chapter 11, the Drones Club, as Bertie
46. Bertie tells Jeeves to watch Bingo's friends closely and to lay in muffins and sardines, at which Jeeves shudders.Chapter 11, Bertie's flat
47. Bingo's bearded arrival rattles Jeeves, the Revolutionaries wolf the tea, Rowbotham rebukes Jeeves for servility and Comrade Butt sulks with jealousy.Chapter 11, Bertie's flat, as Mr Wooster
48. Jeeves reports that Charlotte was roguishly slapping Bingo in the passage under Butt's jealous eye, but declines to offer any advice.Chapter 11, Bertie's flat
49. Bertie meets a terrified Lord Bittlesham with Bingo, who privately admits he wrote the threatening letter himself to get a fifty-pound cheque to put on Ocean Breeze.Chapter 12, St James's Street, as Mr Wooster
50. Bingo drops out of sight, and Jeeves reports that he has chatted with a gloomy Butt, whom Bingo has eclipsed with Charlotte.Chapter 12
51. Ocean Breeze loses, Bingo in his beard denounces his uncle to the crowd, and Butt tears off the beard to reveal him as Bittlesham's nephew before a policeman hauls both away.Chapter 12, Goodwood
52. Jeeves admits he let slip Bingo's identity to Butt, ending both Bingo's romance with Charlotte, and Bertie tells him to collar all the money on the dressing-table.Chapter 12, Bertie's bedroom at the flat
53. Sweltering in London, Bertie gets a letter from his cousin Eustace at Twing urging him to come down for a sporting event, with a baffling race-card of clergymen for a 'Sermon Handicap' on the back, and decides to go.Chapter 13, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
54. Arriving late for dinner at Twing Hall, Bertie sits next to Cynthia, who points out the local clergy and complains that Bingo keeps gazing at her oddly, which Bertie diagnoses as love.Chapter 13, the dining-room, as Bertie
55. Bertie finds Bingo in his room, over Charlotte and now madly in love with Lady Cynthia, and is shooed away so Bingo can write poetry to her.Chapter 13, Bingo's room, as Bertie
56. Bingo reads Bertie his poem to Cynthia, then Claude and Eustace burst in to explain Steggles's book on the Sermon Handicap and why Heppenstall is a sitter, and Bertie agrees to finance the syndicate while Jeeves declines a flutter.Chapter 13, Twing Hall, as Bertie
57. The syndicate backs Heppenstall at seven to one, he preaches thirty-six minutes and Steggles cuts his odds, and then the twins report that G. Hayward of Lower Bingley is a dark horse, so Bertie plans to ask Heppenstall to preach his Brotherly Love sermon.Chapter 13, Twing Hall, as Bertie
58. Bertie persuades a flattered Heppenstall to preach his fifty-minute sermon on Brotherly Love, uncut, next Sunday.Chapter 13, Twing Vicarage, as Wooster
59. Eustace phones to say Heppenstall has hay-fever and will be scratched, and Bertie has him hedge another fiver all round on G. Hayward.Chapter 13, Twing Hall, as Bertie
60. Bertie cycles to Lower Bingley and clocks G. Hayward at thirty-five minutes fourteen seconds, apparently a certain winner.Chapter 13, Lower Bingley
61. Heppenstall's note reveals that Bates is preaching the Brotherly Love sermon at Gandle-by-the-Hill, on which Jeeves has a tenner thanks to inside information from Brookfield, and Bingo learns that Bates is engaged to Cynthia.Chapter 13, Twing Hall, as Bertie
62. Bingo proposes betting on Steggles's book for the school-treat sports, Bertie forms a syndicate with Jeeves, and Jeeves tips Harold the page-boy for the Choir-Boys' Handicap.Chapter 14, Bertie's room at Twing, as Bertie
63. From the passage-window Bertie watches Harold leave the second footman standing, and declares the Wooster shirt goes on the boy.Chapter 14, the passage-window
64. Bertie gets the syndicate's money on Harold at a hundred-to-twelve and Harold is put into reluctant training.Chapter 14
65. Bingo admits he let Steggles see Harold sprint on the links, and Bertie fears Steggles will try to nobble the favourite.Chapter 14, Twing Hall
66. Bingo, off to London with Egbert, insists Bertie go to evening service to guard Harold, who is on his last warning in the choir.Chapter 14, Twing Hall, as Bertie
67. Harold breaks up Heppenstall's sermon with piercing squeals and is marched off to the vestry.Chapter 14, Twing church
68. Heppenstall disbelieves Harold's beetle story and expels him from the choir, and Steggles tells Bertie his bets are lost.Chapter 14, the vestry
69. Jeeves takes the news calmly and reveals he had Bingo back the outsider Prudence Baxter in the Egg and Spoon Race.Chapter 14, Twing Hall
70. Steggles nobbles Mrs Penworthy with cake, Prudence Baxter finishes down the field, but Heppenstall disqualifies the first four for taking a manservant's bribe and gives Prudence the prize.Chapter 14, the Hall grounds, as Wooster
71. Bingo wires that he is in love at last, and Jeeves, already informed by Brookfield, identifies the girl as Mary Burgess and urges Bertie to go to Twing and help.Chapter 15, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
72. Bingo marches Bertie across ploughed fields to catch a glimpse of Mary, who passes with her brother, her dog and the curate while Bingo is too awed to speak.Chapter 15, as Bertie
73. Jeeves explains that the curate Wingham is Bingo's favoured rival and advises Bingo to make friends with Mary's small brother.Chapter 15, Twing Hall
74. Bingo takes Jeeves's tip, befriends Wilfred and is soon walking out with Mary and the boy.Chapter 15, Twing Hall
75. A despairing second telegram arrives from Bingo, and Jeeves offers to go down to Twing alone to investigate.Chapter 15, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
76. Jeeves reports that Steggles is making a book on the romance and lured Bingo into an eating contest that made Wilfred ill and turned Mary against him; he has advised Bingo to take up good works.Chapter 15, Bertie's flat
77. Bertie finds Bingo asleep in his bed; Bingo explains that good works have softened Mary and that, with Wingham down with mumps, he has taken over the village Christmas Entertainment and is in town to pinch material from revues.Chapter 15, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
78. Bingo sends a huge poster for 'What Ho, Twing!!', and Jeeves doubts that the metropolitan touch will suit the provinces.Chapter 15, Bertie's flat
79. Bingo's revue collapses as the lights fail, the Squire is called on to sing and walks out, and Steggles's real oranges cause a riot, after which Mary throws Bingo over and he flees the mob through the cellar.Chapter 15, Twing Village Hall, as Bertie
80. The Morning Post announces Mary's engagement to Wingham, and Jeeves reveals that he and Brookfield bought the Cow and Horses book and made a handsome profit.Chapter 15, Bertie's flat
81. Aunt Agatha orders Bertie to put up the twins Claude and Eustace, sent down from Oxford, for their last night before sailing for South Africa, and Jeeves stays frosty over Bertie's new spats.Chapter 16, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
82. The twins breeze into the flat, correct the story of their expulsion, and announce they mean to make a night of it at Ciro's.Chapter 16, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
83. Bertie flags through a night at Ciro's and chemmy while the twins go strong until nine in the morning, when he says goodbye and staggers to bed.Chapter 16, Ciro's
84. Claude, then Eustace, turns up at Bertie's bedside, each having given the other the slip at Waterloo for love of Marion Wardour, and both settle in at the flat.Chapter 16, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
85. Aunt Agatha frets that the twins may have come to harm, because Uncle George has seen the 'phantasm' of Eustace in the street.Chapter 16, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
86. Told to stop wandering about London, the twins decide to go about in whiskers and false noses, and Jeeves offers Bertie no sympathy.Chapter 16, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
87. Marion Wardour complains to Bertie, with Jeeves in the room, that the twins are hounding her, and shows the gold cigarette-case Claude forced on her.Chapter 16, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
88. With Eustace hiding under the sofa, Aunt Agatha orders Bertie to take Uncle George to Harrogate after a whiskered burglar stole his cigarette-case, and Eustace realises Claude robbed their uncle.Chapter 16, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
89. With the twins not speaking, Claude suddenly announces he will sail for South Africa tomorrow and begs Bertie to say nothing to Eustace.Chapter 16, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
90. Jeeves reveals Eustace has booked a berth on the same boat, and Bertie crows that things sorted themselves out without Jeeves's help.Chapter 16, the kitchen
91. Marion's fiver for Jeeves reveals that his ruse of her sailing to South Africa got rid of the twins, his pick-me-up has cured Uncle George of Harrogate, and Bertie gives up the spats, which Jeeves has already burned.Chapter 16, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
92. Lunching Bingo at the Senior Liberal Club while the Drones is being cleaned, Bertie watches him fall instantly in love with their waitress.Chapter 17, the Senior Liberal Club, as Bertie
93. Bertie warns Jeeves to stand by, as Bingo is in love for about the fifty-third time.Chapter 17, Bertie's flat
94. Bingo, now engaged to the waitress, talks Bertie into posing again as Rosie M. Banks to win back his allowance from his uncle, starting with a signed copy of The Woman who Braved All.Chapter 17, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
95. Bertie suffers through The Woman who Braved All just before a note arrives inviting him to lunch with Bittlesham.Chapter 17, Bertie's flat
96. Melted by the novel, Lord Bittlesham restores Bingo's allowance but cools on the marriage when he learns the waitress is not the same one as before.Chapter 17, as Mr Wooster
97. Bertie reports the allowance won but the blessing wobbly, and Bingo blames him and hints that things are awkward.Chapter 17, Bertie's flat
98. Bingo drifts in with a flower in his buttonhole, babbles, and announces that he is married.Chapters 17–18, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
99. Bertie meets the quietly dressed bride in the hall and the three take a taxi.Chapter 18, as Bertie
100. Bertie quotes The Woman who Braved All at Lord Bittlesham, who thinks Bertie is its author, is won over and consents to Bingo's marriage.Chapter 18, No. 16, Pounceby Gardens, as Mr Wooster
101. Bingo bursts in to say his bride revealed herself as Rosie M. Banks, and his uncle, realising he was hoaxed, called her an impostor.Chapter 18, Bertie's flat
102. Bingo phones to say his allowance is stopped and both his uncle and wife are coming to demand explanations, so Jeeves packs Bertie off to shoot in Norfolk while he stays to pacify the parties.Chapter 18, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
103. Bertie spends a rainy, jumpy week in Norfolk and decides to go home and lie low.Chapter 18, Norfolk
104. Lord Bittlesham opens Bingo's door and flees in fright, and Bingo explains that Jeeves fixed everything by telling the old man Bertie is a lunatic who believes he is Rosie M. Banks, with Sir Roderick Glossop backing it up.Chapter 18, Bingo's flat, as Bertie
105. Bertie comes home resolved to sack Jeeves, but is softened by the perfect order of the flat and the whisky and cannot bring himself to say a word.Chapter 18, Bertie's flat

Carry On, Jeeves 152 scenes

1. Bertie explains his dependence on Jeeves and recalls sacking Meadowes for stealing.Chapter 1
2. Jeeves cures Bertie’s hangover, gets hired, and disapproves of his fiancée and check suit.Chapter 1, Bertie's flat
3. Bertie puzzles over Florence’s summons while recalling his uncle’s apparently quiet habits.Chapter 1
4. Florence makes Bertie promise to steal and destroy his uncle’s scandalous memoirs.Chapter 1, the smoking-room, as Bertie
5. Jeeves tells Bertie that someone has ruined his brown shoes with black polish.Chapter 1, the passage
6. After a sleepless night Bertie needs another of Jeeves’s restoratives.Chapter 1, Bertie's room at Easeby
7. Bertie waits anxiously for his uncle to finish the manuscript and put it out for posting.Chapter 1, the hall
8. Bertie steals the parcel and carries it upstairs, where Edwin’s tidying obstructs his attempt to hide it.Chapter 1
9. Bertie locks up the manuscript and goes downstairs to find Edwin snipping his cigars.Chapter 1
10. Bertie compares disposing of the manuscript to Eugene Aram’s difficulty hiding a corpse.Chapter 1
11. Unable to think how to destroy the manuscript, Bertie leaves it locked in the drawer.Chapter 1, Bertie's room at Easeby
12. Bertie’s guilt makes him jump when his uncle unexpectedly speaks to him.Chapter 1, the smoking-room
13. Willoughby reveals the manuscript is missing and Bertie explains Meadowes’s earlier thefts.Chapter 1, the library, as Bertie
14. Bertie hides beside the library window and overhears Edwin accusing him of stealing the manuscript.Chapter 1, the grounds, as Bertie
15. Willoughby searches Bertie’s room under a false pretext, but the locked drawer proves empty.Chapter 1, Bertie's room at Easeby, as Bertie
16. Jeeves admits removing the parcel and lets Bertie believe he will arrange its destruction.Chapter 1, Bertie's room at Easeby
17. Willoughby announces the manuscript has reached his publishers and Florence breaks off the engagement.Chapter 1, the hall, as Bertie
18. Bertie sacks Jeeves for posting the memoirs, and Jeeves explains why marrying Florence would have been a mistake.Chapter 1, Bertie's room at Easeby
19. Bertie rehires Jeeves and agrees to give away the check suit, which Jeeves has already disposed of.Chapter 1, Bertie's room at Easeby
20. Jeeves proposes a ghostwritten bird book to win Worple’s approval of Muriel, with Bertie paying for it.Chapter 2, Bertie's New York flat, as Bertie
21. Bertie finances publication by writing cheques while others do the work.Chapter 2, Bertie's New York flat
22. The conspirators admire the new book’s lavish praise of Worple.Chapter 2, Corky's studio
23. Corky reports that Worple has warmly invited Muriel to meet him.Chapter 2, Bertie's New York flat
24. Bertie meets Muriel at a restaurant and discovers she has married Corky’s uncle.Chapter 2, the quiet restaurant, as Mr Wooster
25. Jeeves admits he had foreseen the possibility of Muriel marrying the uncle.Chapter 2, Bertie's New York flat
26. A birth announcement tells Bertie that Corky has lost his position as Worple’s heir.Chapter 2, Bertie's New York flat
27. Bertie finds Corky bitterly painting the baby who has displaced him from his inheritance.Chapter 2, Corky's studio, as Bertie
28. Corky telephones for moral support when his uncle comes to inspect the finished portrait, and Bertie insists on bringing Jeeves.Chapter 2, Bertie's New York flat, as Bertie
29. Worple threatens to stop Corky’s allowance over the ghastly portrait, but Jeeves turns it into the idea for Baby Blobbs.Chapter 2, Corky's studio, as Bertie
30. Bertie celebrates Corky’s successful comic series and rewards Jeeves’s judgement by accepting his choice of suit.Chapter 2, Bertie's New York flat
31. Bertie recalls asserting his independence over Jeeves’s choice of hat just before the Malvern trouble began.Chapter 3, as Wooster
32. Jeeves interrupts Bertie’s morning ablutions to announce Lady Malvern and her son.Chapter 3, the bathroom
33. Bertie identifies Lady Malvern and insists on wearing the pink tie despite Jeeves’s objections.Chapter 3, Bertie's bedroom
34. Lady Malvern imposes Motty on Bertie while she tours America.Chapter 3, the sitting-room, as Mr Wooster
35. Bertie appeals to Jeeves for help, but the offended valet offers no sympathy.Chapter 3, the sitting-room
36. Over breakfast Bertie resigns himself to housing Motty for fear of Aunt Agatha.Chapter 3, the dining-room
37. The arrival of supposed books reassures Bertie, who goes out for a cheerful lunch.Chapter 3
38. Bertie returns home and learns that Motty has not yet returned before Jeeves discovers him on the mat.Chapter 3, Bertie's New York flat
39. Bertie discovers Motty is drunk and helps Jeeves carry him inside.Chapter 3, the front door
40. Motty announces his determination to spend every night drunk despite Bertie’s protests.Chapter 3, Motty's room
41. Bertie’s attempt to supervise Motty at supper collapses into riotous revelry.Chapter 3, the supper restaurant
42. Bertie abandons supervising Motty’s outings and grows thin with anxiety and nightly nursing.Chapter 3
43. Bertie directly asks Jeeves for a scheme to control Motty, and Jeeves refuses to help.Chapter 3, Bertie's New York flat, as Wooster
44. Motty’s noisy guests provoke a complaint from the flat management.Chapter 3, Bertie's New York flat
45. Rollo attacks Bertie, who decides to escape to Rocky Todd’s country home.Chapter 3, the sitting-room
46. Bertie returns to learn that Rollo has been sold and Motty imprisoned, and Jeeves suggests a Boston cover story.Chapter 3, Bertie's New York flat
47. Bertie enjoys peace while Motty is imprisoned, though Jeeves remains offended by his clothes.Chapter 3
48. Lady Malvern accuses Bertie of corrupting Motty until Jeeves persuades her that the imprisonment is voluntary research.Chapter 3, the sitting-room, as Mr Wooster
49. Bertie yields over the tie and hat and doubles Jeeves’s reward on learning that he engineered Motty’s arrest.Chapter 3, the dining-room
50. Jeeves reports Bicky’s anxious calls and explains his family and dependence on a miserly duke.Chapter 4, Bertie's New York flat
51. Bicky confesses his pretence of business success, and Jeeves proposes lending him Bertie’s flat to fool the visiting duke.Chapter 4, Bertie's New York flat, as Mr Wooster
52. The duke arrives, quarrels over his taxi fare, and accepts Bertie’s assurances of Bicky’s prosperity.Chapter 4, Bertie's New York flat, as Wooster
53. Bertie tells the returning Bicky that the deception has succeeded.Chapter 4, the entrance, as Bertie
54. Bertie goes to his club to watch the traffic.Chapter 4, Bertie's New York club
55. Jeeves reveals that the duke has cut off Bicky’s allowance because he believes Bicky is successful.Chapter 4, Bertie's New York flat
56. A distressed Bertie dresses and goes out for dinner.Chapter 4
57. Bicky refuses a loan, and Jeeves suggests selling introductions to the duke.Chapter 4, Bertie's New York flat, as Bertie
58. Jeeves recruits eighty-seven paying visitors, and Bertie plans to top up the proceeds secretly.Chapter 4, Bertie's bedroom
59. Bicky secures his uncle’s agreement to meet his supposed friends, promising there will be no reporters.Chapter 4, the sitting-room
60. Bicky celebrates over lunch by talking enthusiastically about poultry.Chapter 4, Bertie's New York club
61. They arrange seven-minute introductions to the duke in groups of ten.Chapter 4
62. Simms demands proof of the duke’s identity, exposing the paid reception and causing the duke to cancel it.Chapter 4, Bertie's New York flat
63. Jeeves suggests selling the story to a newspaper, and the duke buys Bicky’s silence with a secretaryship paying five hundred pounds a year.Chapter 4, Bertie's New York flat
64. Bertie rewards Jeeves’s ingenuity by agreeing to have his moustache shaved off.Chapter 4, Bertie's New York flat
65. Rocky wakes Bertie with an urgent problem.Chapter 5, Bertie's bedroom
66. Jeeves proposes supplying nightlife reports so Rocky can satisfy his aunt without leaving the country.Chapter 5, Bertie's bedroom, as Bertie
67. Bertie congratulates Jeeves on the material for Rocky’s letters.Chapter 5, Bertie's New York flat
68. Isabel arrives unexpectedly and mistakes Bertie for an unwelcome guest in Rocky’s flat.Chapter 5, the sitting-room, as Bertie
69. Jeeves explains the address deception and reveals that he has already summoned Rocky.Chapter 5, Jeeves's den
70. Isabel announces that she is staying in the flat and dismisses Bertie.Chapter 5, the sitting-room
71. Bertie asks Jeeves to maintain the deception and smuggle his belongings to a hotel.Chapter 5, Jeeves's den
72. Bertie leaves his flat and struggles to dress unaided at the hotel.Chapter 5, the St. Aurea
73. Rocky telephones from the Revels to complain about his clothes, his aunt, and the loss of his allowance.Chapter 5, the St. Aurea, as Bertie
74. Jeeves brings clothes but seems unable to help and mentions his aunt’s passion for hansom cabs.Chapter 5, the St. Aurea
75. Rocky begs Bertie to join his table because he fears Isabel is beginning to suspect the deception.Chapter 5, the Maison Pierre, as Bertie
76. Bertie accompanies Rocky and his ominously silent aunt home.Chapter 5, the taxi
77. Isabel reveals her conversion by Jimmy Mundy and begs Rocky to abandon New York for the country.Chapter 5, the sitting-room, as Bertie
78. With his flat restored, Bertie learns how Jeeves devised the cure and accepts his advice about a tie.Chapter 5, Bertie's New York flat
79. Jeeves tells Bertie that Biffy has telephoned and intends to call.Chapter 6, Bertie's Paris room
80. Bertie encounters Biffy lost in Paris and supplies the name of his forgotten hotel.Chapter 6, the street near the Sorbonne, as Bertie
81. Biffy recounts losing his fiancée Mabel through forgetfulness and says he is negotiating to sell his house to Sir Roderick.Chapter 6, the café, as Bertie
82. Bertie reads of Biffy’s engagement to Honoria and is baffled by Jeeves’s indifference.Chapter 6, Bertie's Paris room
83. Biffy asks how to escape Honoria, and Bertie offers to attend Sir Roderick’s lunch and consult Jeeves.Chapter 6, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
84. Jeeves refuses to intervene, and Bertie resolves to devise his own rescue plan.Chapter 6, the kitchen
85. Bertie tells Jeeves to telephone Biffy with news that he has found a solution.Chapter 6, the sitting-room, as Mr Wooster
86. Bertie demonstrates a squirting bouquet and tells Biffy to use it on Sir Roderick to break the engagement.Chapter 6, Biffy's flat, as Wooster
87. Sir Roderick orders a Wembley expedition, while Biffy loses his nerve and fails to squirt him.Chapter 6, Biffy's flat, as Mr Wooster
88. Bertie reports his plan’s failure, and Jeeves asks to accompany him to Wembley.Chapter 6, the sitting-room
89. Bertie explains Biffy’s lost romance to Jeeves, who had not known why Biffy lost touch with Mabel.Chapter 6
90. Sir Roderick leads a wearisome exhibition tour until Bertie and Biffy agree to escape to the bar.Chapter 6, Wembley, as Bertram
91. Green Swizzles revive Bertie and Biffy, who cannot remember which attraction Jeeves advised him to visit.Chapter 6, the Planters' Bar, as Bertie
92. After enjoying the rides, Biffy spots the Palace of Beauty and remembers Jeeves’s recommendation.Chapter 6, the Amusement Park, as Bertie
93. Biffy smashes the glass to reach Mabel and is arrested, leading Sir Roderick to end his engagement to Honoria.Chapter 6, the Palace of Beauty, as Bertie
94. After failing to bail Biffy out, Bertie learns that Jeeves arranged the reunion because Mabel is his niece.Chapter 6
95. Bertie is fined five pounds while Sippy receives thirty days without the option.Chapter 7, Bosher Street Police Court, as Wooster
96. Bertie recalls urging the depressed Sippy to steal a policeman’s helmet.Chapter 7, Piccadilly Circus, as Bertram
97. Bertie leaves the dock feeling responsible for Sippy’s imprisonment.Chapter 7, Bosher Street Police Court
98. Sippy fears that missing his visit to the Pringles will expose his imprisonment to his aunt.Chapter 7, the little dark room
99. Bertie explains Sippy’s predicament and asks Jeeves to find a solution.Chapter 7, Bertie's flat
100. Jeeves persuades Bertie to impersonate Sippy by warning him that Aunt Agatha knows about his fine.Chapter 7, Bertie's flat
101. Bertie meets the dismal Pringles, inherits Sippy’s reputation for tormenting cats and discovers Heloise’s resemblance to Honoria.Chapter 7, the Pringle drawing-room, as Bertram
102. Jeeves explains Heloise’s kinship to Honoria and advises Bertie to avoid her.Chapter 7, the Pringles' house
103. Heloise’s constant pursuit convinces Bertie and Jeeves that she intends to marry him.Chapter 7, the Pringles' house, as Bertram
104. Bertie climbs down a water-pipe to escape Heloise but Aunt Jane catches him petting the cat.Chapter 7, the Pringle garden
105. Heloise presses Bertie to abandon Jeeves and Bertie Wooster until Aunt Jane’s demand for the cat saves him.Chapter 7, the summer-house, as Bertie
106. Bertie gains a few peaceful days by repeatedly escaping down the water-pipe.Chapter 7, the Pringles' house
107. Sir Roderick exposes Bertie’s identity and calls him insane, forcing him to reveal Sippy’s imprisonment.Chapter 7, the Pringle drawing-room, as Wooster
108. Jeeves advises Bertie to tell Aunt Vera himself and arranges their departure.Chapter 7, Bertie's room at the Pringles'
109. Aunt Vera surprises Bertie by laughing at the news of Sippy’s imprisonment and declaring herself proud of him.Chapter 7, the Paddock, as Wooster
110. Jeeves reveals how his constable cousin’s summonses turned Aunt Vera against policemen, and Bertie rewards him.Chapter 7, the inn
111. Bertie tells Jeeves that Elizabeth has broken off her engagement to Freddie and plans to take Freddie to Marvis Bay.Chapter 8, as Wooster
112. Bertie takes Freddie to Marvis Bay, where his melancholy piano playing makes him a trying guest.Chapter 8, Marvis Bay
113. Freddie reports that Elizabeth is at Marvis Bay and has cut him, but Bertie’s proposed rescue from drowning founders on Freddie’s inability to swim.Chapter 8, the sitting-room, as Bertie
114. Bertie mistakes Tootles for Elizabeth’s cousin and kidnaps him so Freddie can win her gratitude by returning him.Chapter 8, the beach
115. Bertie quiets Tootles with honey and sends Freddie off to return him to Elizabeth.Chapter 8, the sitting-room, as Bertie
116. Freddie returns with Tootles and angrily explains that the child is no relation to Elizabeth.Chapter 8, the veranda
117. Bertie searches for Tootles’s parents until the sweet seller identifies him as a Kegworthy of Ocean Rest.Chapter 8, Marvis Bay
118. Mr Kegworthy refuses to take Tootles back because Bootles has mumps and insists Bertie keep him until his uncle comes.Chapter 8, Ocean Rest, as Wooster
119. Elizabeth greets Tootles and mistakes Bertie for his father.Chapter 8, the road, as Daddy
120. Jeeves refuses to nurse Tootles, and Bertie persuades Freddie to stay by invoking their schooldays and an unpaid tenner.Chapter 8, Bertie's cottage, as Bertie
121. Sweets keep Tootles quiet until bedtime, when Bertie and Freddie undress him and worry about putting his clothes back on.Chapter 8, Bertie's cottage
122. Bertie hires a neighbouring nurse to dress Tootles, who then spills milk over Freddie’s trousers.Chapter 8
123. Jeeves proposes coaching Tootles to say Kiss Freddie to Elizabeth, drawing on a reconciliation scene from Tiny Hands.Chapter 8, the sitting-room, as the young master
124. Bertie and Jeeves begin coaching Tootles with sweets while keeping the plan secret from Freddie.Chapter 8, Bertie's cottage
125. Tootles’s erratic delivery, including Kick Freddie, leads Jeeves to advise postponing the performance.Chapter 8, Bertie's cottage
126. Elizabeth’s gift of toffee prompts Tootles to shout Kiss Freddie, and Bertie confesses the scheme while Freddie stands speechless.Chapter 8, the veranda, as Bertram
127. Bertie tells Jeeves that the scheme has failed, then sees Freddie and Elizabeth embracing before a crowd.Chapter 8, the road
128. Jeeves approves most of Bertie’s fashion article but objects to his silk evening shirts before Bertie asks him to find the Littles a housemaid.Chapter 9, Bertie's flat, as Wooster
129. Bertie meets Rosie outside the magazine offices and accepts an invitation to dine with the Littles.Chapter 9, the offices of Milady's Boudoir, as Bertie
130. Dahlia explains that Tom’s indigestion and her bad cook threaten the magazine’s funding.Chapter 9, the offices of Milady's Boudoir, as Bertie
131. A gloomy Bingo asks Bertie to be at home next morning for a matter of life and death.Chapter 9, the Littles' drawing-room, as Bertie
132. Anatole’s magnificent dinner transforms Tom’s mood while Bingo remains miserable.Chapter 9, the Littles' dining-room
133. Bertie returns home and refuses Uncle George’s invitation to join him at Harrogate.Chapter 9, Bertie's flat
134. Jeeves proposes stopping Rosie’s embarrassing article by provoking a quarrel through transferring Anatole to Dahlia.Chapter 9, Bertie's bedroom at the flat, as Bertie
135. When Anatole refuses to leave his beloved parlourmaid, Bingo persuades Bertie to steal the dictating cylinder.Chapter 9, Bertie's bedroom at the flat, as Bertie
136. Bertie climbs into Rosie’s study, startles a Pekingese, and crashes into a table of fragile ornaments.Chapter 9, Rosie's study
137. A policeman and parlourmaid challenge Bertie, who offers his drawing-room photograph as proof that he knows the family.Chapter 9, the Littles' garden, as Bertram
138. Finding his photograph missing, Bertie blames Mary and escapes through the window while the parlourmaid goes to ask her.Chapter 9, the Littles' drawing-room, as Wooster
139. Bertie escapes through the gate and takes a cab, vowing never to help Bingo again.Chapter 9, the Littles' garden, as Bertram
140. Jeeves convinces Bertie to escape further appeals from Bingo by joining Uncle George at Harrogate.Chapter 9, Bertie's flat
141. Bertie enjoys his stay at Harrogate by watching Uncle George endure the cure while he drinks wine.Chapter 9, Harrogate
142. Dahlia reveals that Jeeves secured Anatole, Rosie has withheld her article, and Tom is financing the magazine again.Chapter 9, the Royal Pump-Room, as Bertie
143. Jeeves explains how Anatole’s abandoned fiancée drove him to Dahlia, lists his rewards, and reveals that he returned Bertie’s silk shirts.Chapter 9, Bertie's flat
144. Wooster proposes bringing his sister and nieces to live with him, and Jeeves recommends a restorative visit to Brighton.Chapter 10, Bertie's flat, as Mr Wooster
145. Jeeves suggests that Wooster pose as a friend of Peggy’s father to excuse her unauthorized outing.Chapter 10, the London road, as Mr Wooster
146. Peggy takes Wooster to meet her friends while Jeeves asks to see the headmistress.Chapter 10, Miss Tomlinson's school, as Mr Wooster
147. An exhausted Wooster seeks a cigarette and hears how schoolgirls enjoy embarrassing male visitors.Chapter 10, the stable-yard, as Mr Wooster
148. Jeeves’s claim that the car is broken traps Wooster into giving the promised address.Chapter 10, the stable-yard, as Mr Wooster
149. Jeeves secretly watches Wooster’s speech collapse into betting advice and the offer of an unsuitable joke.Chapter 10, the schoolroom, as Mr Wooster
150. Wooster hides under a rug while the staff search for him over the girls’ claim that he supplied their cigarettes.Chapter 10, the stable-yard, as Mr Wooster
151. Wooster’s bitter responses reveal how thoroughly he has lost his enthusiasm for schoolgirls.Chapter 10, Miss Tomlinson's school, as Mr Wooster
152. Wooster praises his peaceful routine and confirms that the plan to live with his nieces is off.Chapter 10, Bertie's flat, as Mr Wooster

Very Good, Jeeves 95 scenes

1. Over breakfast Bertie frets about Aunt Agatha's mysterious invitation and receives an unsigned telegram from Woollam Chersey telling him to meet perfect strangers.Chapter 1
2. Aunt Agatha orders Bertie to impress the Cabinet Minister Mr Filmer and to give up smoking, drinking and frivolous talk.Chapter 1, Woollam Chersey, as Bertie
3. Bertie finds Bingo Little in the garden, tutoring young Thomas, who begs Bertie to treat him as a stranger lest Aunt Agatha sack him, then dives into a laurel bush.Chapter 1, the garden, as Bertie
4. Bertie tells Jeeves the telegram was from Bingo and laments the ban on smoking and drinking.Chapter 1, Bertie's room at Woollam Chersey
5. After days of golf with Filmer, Bertie hears Bingo confess he lost Rosie's housekeeping money on a horse and fears Thomas's planned revenge on Filmer will get him sacked.Chapter 1, Bertie's room at Woollam Chersey, as Bertram
6. With a tennis party looming, Jeeves reports that Thomas has been reading Treasure Island and admiring Captain Flint, while fussing over Bertie's tie.Chapter 1, Bertie's room at Woollam Chersey
7. At the tennis party Bingo falls into his tennis trance and forgets Thomas, until a thunderstorm breaks.Chapter 1, the tennis lawn
8. Filmer is missing from tea; Aunt Agatha sends Bertie out with a raincoat, and Jeeves reveals Thomas has marooned Filmer on the island.Chapter 1, the drawing room, as Bertie
9. Bertie rows to the island, is chased up the Octagon by a nesting swan to sit beside Filmer in the rain, until Jeeves disposes of the swan; Filmer then concludes Thomas set his boat adrift.Chapter 1, the island, as Bertram
10. Bertie reports Filmer's rescue and takes a hot bath, where Purvis says Aunt Agatha wants to see him.Chapter 1, Woollam Chersey
11. Jeeves reveals he saved Bingo by telling Filmer that Bertie set the boat adrift, which also scuppers Aunt Agatha's plan to make Bertie Filmer's secretary, and proposes escape down the waterpipe.Chapter 1, Bertie's room at Woollam Chersey
12. Bertie overrules Jeeves's criticism of the dragon vase he bought at auction and goes off to see Sippy.Chapter 2, Bertie's flat
13. Sippy confesses his love for Gwendolen Moon, then quails before his old headmaster Waterbury, who presses his articles on him.Chapter 2, The Mayfair Gazette offices, as Bertie
14. Bertie lays Sippy's inferiority complex before Jeeves, who asks for time to think.Chapter 2, Bertie's flat
15. Over tea in bed Bertie rejects Jeeves's idea of a feigned injury and orders flour for a booby-trap to humiliate Waterbury.Chapter 2, Bertie's flat
16. Bertie describes the Gazette offices, lunches well, sends the office-boy off to Cricklewood and sets the flour over the Inquiries door.Chapter 2, The Mayfair Gazette offices
17. Waterbury dodges the trap by the private door; a radiant Sippy arrives, rejects his article and announces his engagement to Gwendolen.Chapter 2, The Mayfair Gazette offices, as Bertie
18. Jeeves explains he lured Sippy to the flat, coshed him with the putter, summoned Gwendolen and smashed the vase as cover.Chapter 2, the street
19. Going back for his hat by the wrong door, Bertie is covered in his own flour.Chapter 2, The Mayfair Gazette offices, as Bertram
20. Over breakfast Bertie tells a disappointed Jeeves that Monte Carlo is off in favour of Christmas at Skeldings, and Aunt Agatha telephones to warn him that Sir Roderick Glossop will be there.Chapter 3, as Mr Wooster
21. At Skeldings Bertie explains he came to avenge himself on Tuppy and because he loves Bobbie Wickham, and Jeeves says red-haired, frivolous Miss Wickham is no wife for him.Chapter 3, the Clock Room
22. Dressing for dinner, Bertie crows that Bobbie has suggested puncturing Tuppy's hot-water bottle with a needle on a stick, and has Jeeves find out that Tuppy sleeps in the Moat Room.Chapter 3, the Clock Room
23. Bertie creeps into the Moat Room and punctures the hot-water bottle, only to find it is Sir Roderick's, who has swapped rooms with Tuppy; caught by his dressing-gown in the door, he is hauled back, called insane, and left in the soaked room while Sir Roderick takes his bed.Chapter 3, the Moat Room, as Bertram
24. After a sleepless night Bertie learns that Jeeves kept quiet to save him from Honoria, that Bobbie also sent Tuppy to puncture Bertie's bottle (with Sir Roderick on it), and that the Monte Carlo booking was never cancelled.Chapter 3, the Moat Room, as Bertram
25. Tuppy Glossop calls while Bertie is singing in his bath, announces he is practically engaged to Cora Bellinger, and asks Bertie to deny the Drones practical-joke story to her over lunch.Chapter 4, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
26. After lunch with the massive Cora, Tuppy reveals he means to win her by singing 'Sonny Boy' at Beefy Bingham's East End entertainment, then bolts on hearing Aunt Dahlia is coming.Chapter 4, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
27. Aunt Dahlia complains that Tuppy has dropped Angela for Cora Bellinger and tells Bertie to have Jeeves break up the affair.Chapter 4, Bertie's flat, as Bertram Wooster
28. Jeeves proposes that Bertie sing 'Sonny Boy' just before Tuppy so the audience gives Tuppy the bird before Cora; Bertie refuses, but Aunt Dahlia's pressure prevails and he signs up with Beefy.Chapter 4, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
29. Bertie, primed at the Goat and Grapes, scrapes through 'Sonny Boy'; Tuppy follows and is pelted off the stage with vegetables, but Cora has not yet arrived to see it.Chapter 4, the Oddfellows' Hall, as Bertram Wooster
30. A black-eyed Tuppy drops Cora and goes back to Angela, and Jeeves reveals he tricked Cora into singing 'Sonny Boy' too, so that she got the bird and struck Tuppy, thinking he had played a practical joke on her.Chapter 4, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
31. Woken by McIntosh, Bertie learns Aunt Agatha returns that evening and agrees to Bobbie Wickham's request to give lunch to her and two friends, despite Jeeves's disapproval.Chapter 5, Bertie's flat, as Bertram Wooster
32. Bobbie reveals the guests are Blumenfeld and his dreadful son, to whom she will read her mother's play, and on Jeeves's advice Bertie flees before the boy can insult him, meeting them at the door.Chapter 5, the sitting-room, as Bertie
33. Telephoning from the Drones, Bertie hears the lunch was a triumph and the play sold, but Bobbie confesses she gave McIntosh to the Blumenfeld child.Chapter 5, the Drones Club, as Bertie
34. Back at the flat Bertie breaks the news, and Jeeves devises a plan for Bertie to slip into the Blumenfelds' Savoy suite while Bobbie is there and lure the dog out with aniseed.Chapter 5, Bertie's flat
35. Bertie races out for aniseed and returns to hear from Jeeves that Bobbie will be admitted to the suite.Chapter 5, Bertie's flat
36. At the Savoy Bobbie opens the suite door, McIntosh rushes to Bertie's aniseed-scented trousers, and Bertie takes him home by cab.Chapter 5, the Savoy
37. With Bertie hiding behind the settee, Jeeves convinces the furious Blumenfeld that Bertie is a dangerous lunatic who hates fat men, sells him a substitute terrier for a fiver, and Bertie happily takes Aunt Agatha's call.Chapter 5, the sitting-room, as Wooster
38. Bertie tells Aunt Dahlia he cannot come on her yacht cruise because he loves Gwladys Pendlebury, and she bets him Jeeves will stop the match, get rid of the portrait and have him aboard the yacht.Chapter 6, Aunt Dahlia's London house, as Bertie
39. Jeeves admits disliking the portrait's hungry look and reports that Gwladys ran over Lucius Pim outside, who now lies in Bertie's spare bedroom with a broken leg.Chapter 6, the sitting-room
40. Pim, comfortably installed in Bertie's pyjamas, makes Bertie promise to keep from his sister that Gwladys was driving the car.Chapter 6, the spare bedroom, as Wooster
41. Bertie tells Jeeves to back up Pim's story and decides to spend the next day in Brighton so Gwladys won't compare him with the interesting invalid.Chapter 6, the sitting-room
42. Back from Brighton, Bertie learns Gwladys stayed four hours and Mrs Slingsby called him a feckless idiot.Chapter 6, Bertie's flat, as Wooster
43. Pim reveals he told his sister Bertie ran him over while tight, and advises him to sweeten her with roses before her husband sues.Chapter 6, the spare bedroom, as Wooster
44. Bertie sends roses to Hill Street, then practises putting while awaiting Mrs Slingsby, but Jeeves announces Mr Slingsby.Chapter 6, the sitting-room, as Bertram
45. Slingsby accuses Bertie of pursuing his wife with roses, charges at him when Beatrice appears, trips on the golf-ball and crashes into the wall, and Bertie flees to Paris, telling Jeeves to sweeten the Slingsbys.Chapter 6, the sitting-room
46. Returning from Paris, Bertie sees his portrait on a huge Slingsby's Superb Soups poster, gazing greedily at a plate of soup.Chapter 6, Sloane Square, as Wooster
47. Jeeves explains he bought off Slingsby's lawsuit with the portrait, that Gwladys is engaged to Pim, and that he has booked Bertie on Aunt Dahlia's postponed cruise.Chapter 6, Bertie's flat
48. At the Splendide Bertie insists on his loud new plus-fours against Jeeves's disapproval and announces he has accepted Bobbie Wickham's invitation to Antibes.Chapter 7, the Splendide, as Bertram Wooster
49. Knocked out of the golf in the first round, Bertie meets Bobbie on the pier and, ignoring Jeeves's warning looks, agrees to give her and her cousin Clementina dinner and take the child back to school.Chapter 7, the pier, as Bertie
50. Over dinner at the Splendide Clementina proves a saintly, admiring child.Chapter 7, the Splendide
51. Bobbie reveals that Clementina is out without leave from Miss Mapleton's school and gives Bertie the string-and-flower-pot plan, which Bertie passes off to Jeeves as his own, refusing to hear Jeeves's alternative.Chapter 7, the Marine Plaza, as Bertie
52. Losing his nerve, Bertie climbs the cedar with a flower-pot and is caught up the tree by a policeman, until Jeeves appears with a story of intruders.Chapter 7, the garden, as Bertram
53. Miss Mapleton, primed by Jeeves, hails Bertie as a gallant burglar-hunter, scolds the policeman, and when the flower-pot crashes through the conservatory sends him off to investigate.Chapter 7, Miss Mapleton's study, as Bertram
54. Jeeves explains he slipped Clementina in by the back door while seeing Miss Mapleton, and the grateful Bertie cancels Antibes and gives up the plus-fours.Chapter 7, St Monica's
55. With Jeeves off on holiday, Bertie dodges Sippy's invitation to amuse the Moons and gladly accepts a wired invitation to Aunt Dahlia's.Chapter 8
56. Bertie arrives at Brinkley Court and is greeted from the smoking-room window by old Mr Anstruther.Chapter 8, Brinkley Court, as Mr Wooster
57. Aunt Dahlia explains that she has bet Anatole on Bonzo against Thos in Anstruther's Good Conduct contest, and Bertie vows to scupper Thos without Jeeves.Chapter 8, the Brinkley drawing-room, as Bertie
58. Bertie plans to goad Thos into an outrage on himself and gets Anstruther to agree such a prank would cost twenty marks.Chapter 8, the smoking-room, as Bertram Wooster
59. Bertie taunts Thos about his weight and his new school's mortar-boards, but the saintly boy just smiles.Chapter 8, the summer-house, as Bertram
60. Anstruther tells Bertie that Thos walked to the station for his Sporting Times and has earned a twenty-mark bonus.Chapter 8, Brinkley Court, as Mr Wooster
61. Aunt Dahlia reports Snettisham's attempt to bribe Bonzo, and the baffled Bertie agrees to wire for Jeeves.Chapter 8, Brinkley Court, as Bertie
62. Jeeves returns from holiday and proposes inviting golden-curled Sebastian Moon to provoke Thos.Chapter 8, Brinkley Court
63. Sebastian arrives, Thos's eyes gleam at the sight of him, and Bertie plans to have the boys left alone on a country ramble.Chapter 8, Brinkley Court
64. Instead of attacking Sebastian, Thos carries him home piggy-back, to Anstruther's deep approval.Chapter 8, the terrace, as Bertram Wooster
65. Jeeves reveals that Thos is reformed not by greed but by love of Greta Garbo, and Bertie resigns himself to losing Anatole.Chapter 8, Bertie's room at Brinkley
66. Anatole cooks better than ever while the Snettishams gloat at dinner and Anstruther's visit runs out.Chapter 8, Brinkley Court
67. From Bertie's window they watch Thos, enraged by Sebastian's slighting of Garbo at Jeeves's prompting, drench Anstruther with a bucket and get thrashed, losing the contest.Chapter 8, Bertie's room at Brinkley
68. Over breakfast at Bingo's new country house, Bertie is invited back for the Lakenham races and Mrs Bingo announces that her school friend Laura Pyke is coming to stay.Chapter 9, Bingo's house
69. Driving away, Bertie praises the Bingos to Jeeves as a thoroughly united couple, unaware of the coming storm.Chapter 9
70. Bertie returns to find Bingo miserable: Laura Pyke is a food crank who has Rosie in thrall, and there are no cocktails and no beefsteak puddings.Chapter 9, Bertie's room at Bingo's, as Bertie
71. At a meagre dinner the Pyke lectures on food and holds up Bingo's eating as the awful example.Chapter 9, Bingo's house, as Bertram Wooster
72. Over biscuits, Bertie explains to Jeeves that the Pyke's criticism threatens the Bingo marriage and tells him to study her at the races.Chapter 9, Bertie's room at Bingo's
73. Bertie has Jeeves pack extra sandwiches, and a jaunty Bingo describes the lavish lunch-basket he has supervised.Chapter 9, Bingo's house, as Bertie
74. The luncheon-basket has been left behind; Rosie meekly accepts it, the men eat Jeeves's sandwiches behind a hedge, and Jeeves confesses he left the basket on purpose.Chapter 9, Lakenham races, as Mr Wooster
75. Bertie spends a hungry, bored afternoon thinking hard thoughts of Jeeves until Mrs Bingo asks him to drive her and Laura home early for tea.Chapter 9, Lakenham races, as Mr Wooster
76. The Bingos' car runs out of petrol on a lonely by-road, Rosie and the Pyke start to bicker over Bingo, and a householder whose baby Bertie's honking nearly woke threatens him and refuses petrol.Chapter 9, Norfolk, as Bertram
77. Bertie meets Bingo and Jeeves coming in his car, and he and Bingo creep back to overhear Rosie and the Pyke in a full-scale row raking up their schooldays.Chapter 9, Norfolk, as Bertie
78. The Pyke leaves to catch her train, Bingo bullies the Bandit into giving Rosie tea by threatening to wake his baby, wins back her adoration, and reveals that Jeeves drained the petrol to start the row.Chapter 9, Norfolk, as Bertie
79. Uncle George simpers in Bertie's mirror and announces he means to marry, Agatha or no Agatha.Chapter 10, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
80. Jeeves reveals the girl is Rhoda Platt, a Buffers waitress, and Bertie orders packing for flight before Aunt Agatha arrives.Chapter 10, Bertie's flat
81. Aunt Agatha refuses to consult Jeeves and bullies Bertie into going to East Dulwich with a blank cheque to buy off the girl.Chapter 10, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
82. Rhoda's aunt mistakes Bertie for the doctor and shows him her knee, and Bertie loses his nerve and never offers the money.Chapter 10, Wistaria Lodge, as Bertram
83. Aunt Agatha scolds Bertie's failure, Jeeves suggests confronting Uncle George with the aunt, and Bertie defies Aunt Agatha by arranging a lunch.Chapter 10, Bertie's flat, as Wooster
84. Mrs Wilberforce turns out to be Maudie, Uncle George's old barmaid, and the two are reunited over the linings of their stomachs while Bertie flees to the Drones.Chapter 10, Bertie's flat, as Wooster
85. Aunt Agatha phones, delighted that Uncle George is dropping the girl, unaware he is to marry Mrs Wilberforce of East Dulwich.Chapter 10, the Drones Club, as Bertie
86. Jeeves admits he knew Maudie was the barmaid and acted for Smethurst, and Bertie agrees to flee before Aunt Agatha finds out.Chapter 10, Bertie's flat
87. Bertie finds Jeeves packing for Christmas and cheers him on.Chapter 11, Bertie's flat
88. Tuppy wires for his football boots and an Irish water-spaniel, and Aunt Dahlia arrives to say he is flirting with a dog-girl after quarrelling with Angela, ordering Bertie to scrap his pranks and set Jeeves on it.Chapter 11, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
89. Driving to Bleaching, Bertie and Jeeves come upon Tuppy courting the dog-girl among her dogs, and Tuppy plainly wants them gone.Chapter 11, Upper Bleaching, as Bertie
90. Tuppy says he is playing for Upper Bleaching to please Miss Dalgleish, and Jeeves reports the servants' view that the match is more a brawl than a game.Chapter 11, Bertie's room at Bleaching Court, as Bertie
91. Bertie urges Tuppy to fake a sprained ankle, but Tuppy, declaring this is true love, is all the keener to shine before his lady.Chapter 11, Tuppy's room, as Bertie
92. Bertie visits Hockley-cum-Meston and is appalled by the brawny locals talking at the Green Pig.Chapter 11, the Green Pig
93. Bertie and Jeeves draft a fake telegram from Dahlia Travers saying Angela is seriously ill and calling for Tuppy, to arrive at two-thirty mid-match.Chapter 11, Bleaching Court
94. Tuppy is flattened over and over by the red-haired man, Bertie finds he has left the telegram in his other coat, and Tuppy turns tiger, crocks his tormentor and scores the winning try.Chapter 11, the football-field, as Bertram Wooster
95. Tuppy, crushed that Miss Dalgleish skipped the match to chase a water-spaniel, reads the telegram, forgives Angela and dashes to London in Bertie's car, and Bertie learns Jeeves made the phone call and warned Aunt Dahlia.Chapter 11, Bertie's room at Bleaching Court, as Bertie

Right Ho, Jeeves 54 scenes

1. Bertie starts his story with a scrap of dialogue, decides he has begun too abruptly, and traces the whole affair back to his visit to Cannes.Chapter 1
2. Bertie recounts two months at Cannes with Aunt Dahlia and Angela, where Aunt Dahlia lost heavily at baccarat and Angela was nearly eaten by a shark, and their return to London.Chapter 1
3. Back at the flat, Jeeves tells Bertie that Gussie Fink-Nottle has come up to London, in love but unable to propose, to seek Jeeves's help, and the girl turns out to be Madeline Bassett.Chapter 1, Bertie's flat, as SELF
4. Bertie explains that Madeline, Angela's friend at Cannes, struck him dumb with her soulful talk of stars being God's daisy chain, which makes her just the girl for dreamy Gussie.Chapter 1, Cannes, as Bertram Wooster
5. Bertie tells Jeeves to push Gussie's romance along, then clashes with him over the white mess jacket from Cannes and insists he will wear it to Pongo Twistleton's party.Chapter 1, Bertie's flat, as Bertram
6. At the Drones Pongo Twistleton keeps Bertie talking about his birthday party until nearly eleven.Chapter 1, the Drones Club
7. Bertie comes home to find Jeeves in the sitting-room with Gussie Fink-Nottle dressed as Mephistopheles.Chapters 1–2, the sitting-room, as Bertie
8. Aunt Dahlia wires Bertie to come at once, and his baffled 'Perplexed. Explain.' gets a curt repeat.Chapter 3, Bertie's flat, as Bertram Wooster
9. Bertie and Aunt Dahlia trade ever more exasperated telegrams while he spends the afternoon at the Drones, until she orders him to stop the back-chat and come immediately.Chapter 3, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
10. Jeeves advises going to Brinkley, they spar again over Bertie's mess jacket, and Bertie wires his aunt to expect him in a fortnight because of Pongo's party.Chapter 3, Bertie's flat
11. Bertie crawls home from Pongo's party after four and is barely asleep when Jeeves announces Aunt Dahlia, who storms into the bedroom.Chapters 3–6, Bertie's flat, as Bertram Wooster
12. Bertie stakes all on propinquity, sends Gussie the 'Lay off the sausages' telegram, and plans to shove the Market Snodsbury prize-giving on to Gussie.Chapter 6, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
13. A volley of telegrams with Aunt Dahlia and Gussie ends with Aunt Dahlia, calling Bertie a treacherous worm, booking 'Spink-Bottle' to give away the prizes.Chapter 6, Bertie's flat, as idiot nephew
14. A telegram from Aunt Dahlia tells Bertie that Angela and Tuppy have broken off their engagement, and he orders Jeeves to pack for Brinkley.Chapter 6, Bertie's flat
15. Driving down to Brinkley, Bertie broods over the unexpected breach between Angela and Tuppy.Chapter 7
16. Arriving at Brinkley, Bertie hears Aunt Dahlia's troubles: the prize giving, Gussie's newts, her baccarat losses, Uncle Tom's tight purse and the quarrel between Angela and Tuppy, which was about a shark.Chapter 7, Brinkley Court, as Bertram
17. Aunt Dahlia explains that Tuppy belittled Angela's shark, says she wants Jeeves on the case, and begs Bertie in vain not to try a plan of his own.Chapter 7, Brinkley Court, as Bertie
18. Bertie leaves his aunt with an inscrutable smile and in the garden runs into a gloomy Tuppy throwing stones at a flowerpot.Chapters 7–8, the garden at Brinkley, as Bertie
19. Still smarting at Tuppy crediting Jeeves with his scheme, Bertie restores his spirits in the bath playing with a toy duck.Chapter 9, the bathroom, as Bertram
20. Dressing for dinner, Bertie scorns Jeeves’s fire-alarm idea for reconciling Tuppy and Angela, explains his own starvation scheme, and triumphantly sends Jeeves to fetch the white mess jacket he packed himself.Chapter 9, Bertie's room at Brinkley, as the young master
21. Aunt Dahlia mocks the mess jacket and reveals Uncle Tom gave her the printers’ money she lost at baccarat, so Bertie recruits her to the scheme of refusing food at dinner to soften Uncle Tom.Chapter 9, the Brinkley drawing-room, as Bertie
22. Dinner at Brinkley is a funereal affair, with Aunt Dahlia, Tuppy and Gussie all off their feed and Gussie looking fit for embalming.Chapter 9, Brinkley Court
23. Bertie escapes backgammon, finds Gussie in the rose garden furious about the prize-giving, talks him round, and coaches him in a proposal speech of glimmering landscapes and God’s daisy chain while promising to soften up the Bassett first.Chapter 9, the rose garden, as Bertram
24. Bertie returns to the drawing-room, quails at the sight of the Bassett, but takes her out for a stroll after an exchange of ‘Lovely’s about Cannes.Chapters 9–10, Brinkley Court, as Wooster
25. Bertie leaves the pair together, sure of a happy ending, and heads to the smoking-room for a drink.Chapter 10, the smoking-room
26. Starving after skipping dinner, Tuppy tells Bertie Angela hasn't softened and vows to tear apart the man he thinks stole her at Cannes.Chapter 11, the smoking-room, as Bertie
27. Bertie goes looking for Angela, who has gone to bed, and finds a famished Aunt Dahlia, who tells him Anatole has given notice because of his no-dinner scheme.Chapter 11, the Brinkley drawing-room, as Bertram
28. On the lawn Bertie finds a groaning Gussie, and Jeeves explains that Gussie lost his nerve and lectured Madeline on newts instead of proposing.Chapter 11, the garden at Brinkley, as Bertram
29. Bertie wakes with a plan to fuel Gussie up with drink for his proposal, then Tuppy arrives to describe how Angela humiliated him in the larder over the steak-and-kidney pie, and Bertie reassures him that there was no rival at Cannes because Angela was with Bertie the whole time.Chapters 12–13, Bertie's room at Brinkley, as the corporeal Wooster
30. Back late from the Stretchley-Budds, Angela agrees to a stroll with Bertie, at which Tuppy leaps up and upsets a table and Uncle Tom breaks a coffee cup.Chapter 14, the Brinkley drawing-room, as Bertie
31. In the garden Bertie runs Tuppy down to provoke Angela into defending him, but she heartily agrees, adds complaints of her own, and goes in, whereupon Tuppy emerges from the bushes.Chapters 14–15, the garden at Brinkley, as Bertie
32. Bertie wakes, gives up on the Tuppy-Angela rift for now, and reviews his plan to lace Gussie's orange juice before the prize-giving.Chapter 16, Bertie's room at Brinkley, as Bertram Wooster
33. Bertie finds a terrified Gussie rehearsing his prize-giving speech on the lawn, tells him Madeline loves him, and is told Gussie will never try proposing again.Chapter 16, the garden at Brinkley, as Bertie
34. Bertie brings the jug to his room, learns Jeeves has already added gin, adds more himself and hides it behind Uncle Tom's photograph, just as Gussie bursts in drunk on neat whisky from the dining-room decanter.Chapter 16, Bertie's room at Brinkley, as Bertie
35. With Anatole in bed and the kitchen maid cooking, lunch passes in gloomy silence, broken only by a snatch of song from Gussie.Chapter 16, the Brinkley dining-room
36. Bertie and Jeeves discover the double-laced jug is empty and realise Gussie has drunk it on top of the whisky just before presenting the prizes.Chapter 16, Bertie's room at Brinkley, as Wooster bedchamber
37. Driving to Market Snodsbury, Bertie looks on the bright side of Gussie's drunkenness, and Jeeves tells him Gussie is already engaged to Madeline Bassett.Chapter 17
38. A tight Gussie heckles the headmaster, makes a rambling speech about a beautiful world, ridicules Uncle Tom and Bertie, and hands out prizes until he accuses G. G. Simmons of cheating and Bertie flees.Chapter 17, the Great Hall, as Bertram Wooster
39. Bertie drives back and dozes, then Jeeves tells him how the prize-giving ended in the national anthem and that Madeline has broken off her engagement to Gussie, just as Tuppy barges in.Chapters 17–19, Bertie's room at Brinkley, as Bertram
40. Bertie finds Angela in the summerhouse and rebukes her for getting engaged to Gussie only to score off Tuppy, but she refuses to back down and tells him to go and boil his head.Chapter 19, the summer-house, as Bertie
41. Over the cold salmon a jubilant Aunt Dahlia praises Gussie's speech and announces that Anatole has withdrawn his notice, until Seppings reports that Gussie is making faces at Anatole through his skylight.Chapters 19–20, the Brinkley dining-room, as Bertie
42. Aunt Dahlia races Bertie and Seppings up to Anatole's room, where the furious chef threatens to leave over Gussie's faces at the skylight; Gussie is let in by pole but can only gurgle, and Aunt Dahlia tells Bertie to take him away.Chapter 20, Anatole's bedroom, as Bertram
43. Helping Gussie downstairs, Bertie learns he fled Tuppy out of a window and got stuck on the roof, and advises him to barricade himself in his room.Chapter 20, the stairs
44. Back at supper, Aunt Dahlia calls Bertie Attila because Anatole is now leaving and Angela is engaged to Gussie, and Jeeves brings a note in which Madeline Bassett says she will marry Bertie.Chapters 20–21, the Brinkley dining-room, as Bertie
45. Wandering stricken in the garden, Bertie bumps into Jeeves, makes him promise not to claim the mess jacket as his fee, and agrees to Jeeves's fire-alarm plan, fixing to ring the bell at 12.30 that night.Chapter 21, the garden at Brinkley
46. Standing nervously by the outhouse at 12.30, Bertie doubts Jeeves's scheme but rings the Brinkley Court fire bell.Chapter 22, the outhouse
47. The household gathers on the lawn with no rescues made, finds itself locked out, and Jeeves volunteers Bertie to cycle to Kingham Manor for the back-door key.Chapter 22, the garden at Brinkley, as Attila
48. At the gardener's shed Bertie berates Jeeves, finds the bicycle has no lamp, and hears Uncle Cyril's story of Nicholls and Jackson.Chapter 22, the gardener's shed
49. Bertie wobbles through the dark countryside, dodging a pig and mistaking an owl on a signpost for Aunt Agatha.Chapter 22
50. At the Kingham Manor servants' ball Bertie prods Seppings, learns the back-door key was left with Jeeves all along, and sets off home.Chapter 22, Kingham Manor, as Bertram
51. Bertie reflects that a man hoaxed into a needless bicycle ride in the dark outdoes even a woman scorned for fury.Chapter 23
52. Arriving back at Brinkley, Bertie is met by Madeline, who praises his chivalry and asks him to release her so she can marry Gussie, which he joyfully does.Chapter 23, the front door, as Bertram
53. In the hall Tuppy, carrying bottles to the party, tells Bertie he and Angela have made it up, Anatole is staying, and Uncle Tom has paid for Aunt Dahlia's paper.Chapter 23, the hall, as Bertie
54. Jeeves explains that his fire-bell scheme united everyone in dislike of Bertie and then in amusement at his pointless ride, brings him an omelette, and confesses to having burnt his mess jacket, which Bertie accepts.Chapter 23, Bertie's room at Brinkley, as Bertram

Thank You, Jeeves 42 scenes

1. Strumming his banjolele, Bertie tells Jeeves he saw the Stokers dining with Sir Roderick Glossop and Lord Chuffnell's aunt at the Savoy Grill, and is outraged to hear that Glossop has called to see him.Chapter 1, Bertie's flat
2. Bertie recalls how, hiding from Aunt Agatha in New York, he fell for Pauline Stoker and got engaged to her, until Sir Roderick Glossop told her father all about him and the engagement was called off.Chapter 1, New York, as Bertram Wooster
3. Sir Roderick Glossop calls to tell Bertie he ought to be certified and to demand he stop tormenting Mrs Tinkler-Moulke with his banjolele; Bertie refuses and has Jeeves show him out.Chapter 1, Bertie's flat, as Wooster
4. Given an ultimatum by the building manager to stop playing or leave, Bertie decides to move to a country cottage, and Jeeves gives notice rather than live with the banjolele, which Bertie accepts.Chapter 1, Bertie's flat, as Wooster
5. Bertie meets Chuffy in Piccadilly, learns he is lunching with Sir Roderick Glossop, rents a cottage at Chuffnell Regis from him, and tells him he has parted with Jeeves, whereupon Chuffy decides to call at the flat.Chapter 2, Piccadilly, as Bertie
6. At the Drones Bertie decides the minstrels' banjoist makes up for having to meet Lady Chuffnell and the loathsome Seabury.Chapter 2, the Drones Club
7. Dressing for dinner, Bertie relents and offers to keep Jeeves on, but Jeeves still won't stand the banjolele and reveals he has already taken service with Chuffy.Chapter 2, Bertie's flat
8. Bertie stands smoking at the door of Seaview Cottage, Chuffnell Regis.Chapter 2, Seaview Cottage, as Bertram Wooster
9. Bertie surveys his peaceful cottage and the new yacht in the harbour, then finds Seabury tooting his car horn with an invitation to lunch from Chuffy.Chapter 3, the cottage garden
10. Driving to the Hall, Seabury insults Bertie's suit, explains the smell at the Dower House, and demands five shillings protection money, which Bertie refuses.Chapter 3
11. A beaming Chuffy tells Bertie that Sir Roderick Glossop is to marry Aunt Myrtle and has found a millionaire, J. Washburn Stoker, to buy the Hall, just as the Stokers and Glossop arrive for lunch.Chapters 3–4, Chuffnell Hall, as Bertie
12. On a bench in the shrubbery Pauline tells Bertie she is crazy about Chuffy and asks him to hint that Chuffy should speak, until Jeeves appears.Chapters 4–6, the rustic bench, as Bertie
13. Chuffy, rattled to learn from Glossop that Bertie was once engaged to Pauline, is reassured and reveals he is now engaged to her and that Stoker has agreed to buy the Hall.Chapter 6, the rustic bench, as Bertie
14. Jeeves tells how a fight between Dwight and Seabury became a general brawl, Stoker withdrew from buying the Hall, Chuffy insulted him, Pauline was confined to the yacht, and Chuffy overheard about the kiss.Chapter 6, Jeeves's quarters
15. Bertie persuades a seething Chuffy that the kiss was brotherly, and Chuffy, resolved to marry Pauline regardless of money, plans to send Jeeves into Stoker's service to carry his letters.Chapter 6, Seaview Cottage, as Bertie
16. Restless, Bertie tells his gloomy new valet Brinkley he will dine out in Bristol and gives him the evening off.Chapter 6, Seaview Cottage, as Bertram
17. Bertie drives to Bristol, dines and sees a musical comedy, and starts home refreshed.Chapter 6, Bristol
18. Back at the cottage at midnight, Bertie finds Pauline Stoker sitting up in his bed in his heliotrope pyjamas.Chapters 6–8, Bertie's bedroom at the cottage, as Bertie
19. It is Sergeant Voules and his nephew Constable Dobson about the broken window; Bertie blames Brinkley and refuses to let them search the house, and Voules complains of the police being shackled.Chapter 8, the front door, as Wooster
20. Bertie tells Pauline the police saw her getting in and leaves her his bed, saying he will sleep in the car.Chapter 8, Bertie's bedroom at the cottage, as Bertie
21. Leaving the house, Bertie is seized by Constable Dobson, who takes him for the marauder, and passes it off as a stroll.Chapter 8, the cottage garden
22. Bertie tries to sleep in his two-seater, is rousted by Sergeant Voules with a lantern, and decides to move to the garden shed.Chapter 8, the garage, as Bertram
23. The police find Bertie sleeping on sacking in the shed and, deciding he has a touch of the sun, leave him; he drops off, only to be woken by Chuffy.Chapters 8–9, the potting shed, as Bertram Wooster
24. Carried up to his bed, Bertie finds Pauline gone, but she emerges from the hanging cupboard in his pyjamas, Chuffy accuses her of still loving Bertie, she tells him she hates him, and he storms out and falls down the stairs.Chapters 9–10, Bertie's bedroom at the cottage, as Bertie
25. Unable to sleep for grief over the broken romance, Bertie comes down for a whisky and finds Pauline's note saying she has taken a boat and his overcoat, then a knock comes at the door.Chapter 10, Seaview Cottage, as Bertie
26. Expecting Sergeant Voules, Bertie instead finds J. Washburn Stoker, who searches the cottage for Pauline, finds nothing, and leaves apologising after Bertie insists she is not infatuated with him.Chapter 10, Seaview Cottage, as Bertram Wooster
27. Bertie wakes undisturbed at half past ten on a fine morning and goes down to the kitchen for breakfast.Chapter 10, Seaview Cottage
28. Bertie tells Jeeves of the night's disasters and Chuffy's row with Pauline, and Jeeves brings an invitation to dinner from Stoker, whom he has talked out of thinking Bertie mad; they agree Bertie will tell Pauline that Chuffy is pining, and remain at odds over the banjolele.Chapter 11, the cottage garden, as Mr Wooster
29. Bertie dines on the yacht with Stoker and Dwight, learns Pauline is confined with a 'headache', and over cigars Stoker remarks that guests on a yacht can't easily get away and offers to show him round.Chapter 11, Stoker's yacht, as Wooster
30. Stoker shows Bertie into a guest state-room, slams and locks the door on him, and ignores his calls.Chapters 11–12, the state-room, as Bertram
31. Bertie despairs at having to marry Pauline, and Jeeves arrives with pyjamas and a plan to black his face with boot polish so he can slip ashore with the departing minstrels.Chapter 12, the state-room
32. Landed safely from the yacht in blackface, Bertie thanks Jeeves, who advises him to wash, take the 10.21 to London and go abroad, and says he will return to Chuffy's service at the Hall.Chapter 13, Chuffnell Regis
33. Unable to wash off the polish, Bertie finds a drunken Brinkley wrecking the cottage, is chased into the bedroom by him with a carving knife as the Devil, keeps quiet when Sergeant Voules arrives, and flees through the window after Brinkley upsets a lamp and sets the cottage ablaze, leaving the banjolele behind.Chapter 13, Seaview Cottage, as The Devil
34. Safe in a wood as the cottage burns, Bertie draws up a credit-and-debit account and decides to go to Jeeves at the Hall for butter and his fare to London.Chapter 13, the wood
35. Bertie knocks at the back door of the Hall and the scullerymaid who opens it has hysterics at the sight of his black face.Chapters 13–14, Chuffnell Hall, as Bertram Wooster
36. Bertie stands rooted in despair until Jeeves coughs softly at his side.Chapters 14–16, Chuffnell Hall, as Bertram Wooster
37. Softening towards Glossop on the way, Bertie creeps up to the Dower House, finds the drunken Brinkley singing hymns inside, and hears a frightful rampage end with someone bursting out of the back door.Chapter 16, the Dower House, as Bertram Wooster
38. Glossop, thrown out by Brinkley after a nightmare among Seabury's animals, makes peace with the equally blacked-up Bertie and goes off to clean himself with petrol in Bertie's garage while Bertie heads for the summer-house.Chapter 16, the Dower House, as B. Wooster
39. Bertie spends a cold, sleepless night in the summer-house, too afraid of Voules to go to the garage, and wakes at dawn ravenous.Chapter 17, the summer-house
40. Bertie creeps into Chuffy's study to steal his breakfast, hides behind the desk, finds Jeeves telephoning for the missing Sir Roderick, tells him Glossop has gone off in a petrol cleanse and that they are now friends, and dives under the desk again as Stoker is announced.Chapters 17–18, Chuffy's study, as Bertram
41. Pauline tells Jeeves she will not marry Bertie after all and starts on Chuffy's kippers; the starving Bertie pops up, she shrieks, and Chuffy rushes in and takes her in his arms.Chapters 18–21, Chuffnell Hall, as Bertram
42. Over breakfast after his acquittal Jeeves reveals that he faked the cable about the contested will, and, since he will not serve a married man, asks to come back to Bertie, who gratefully accepts.Chapter 22, the small morning-room, as Bertram Wooster

The Code of the Woosters 47 scenes

1. Hung over after Gussie's send-off dinner, Bertie takes Jeeves's bracer, refuses his round-the-world cruise folders, and hears that Aunt Dahlia has telephoned.Chapter 1, Bertie's flat, as Bertram
2. Aunt Dahlia refuses Bertie lunch and sends him to a Brompton Road antique shop to sneer at the cow-creamer Uncle Tom means to buy, so the price comes down.Chapter 1, Aunt Dahlia's London house, as my gay young tapeworm
3. Bertie denies loving Madeline, and Aunt Dahlia, who will skip the wedding, reveals that Sir Watkyn tried to steal Anatole while staying at Brinkley.Chapter 1, Aunt Dahlia's London house, as Bertram
4. At the antique shop Sir Watkyn takes Bertie for a reformed bag-snatcher, catches him with his umbrella, and when Bertie trips over the cat and charges out with the cow-creamer, he and Roderick yell for the police and Bertie bolts.Chapter 1, the antique shop, as Bertram Wooster
5. Too shaken for the bread-throwing at the Drones, Bertie goes to a Turkish bath instead.Chapter 1, the Turkish bath
6. Restored after hours at the Turkish bath, Bertie gets home to find a pile of telegrams waiting.Chapters 1–2, Bertie's flat, as Wooster
7. Bertie wires Gussie that Pop Bassett would never let him in and demands to know what the rift is about.Chapter 2, the post office, as Bertram
8. Gussie wires back that he is getting Madeline to invite Bertie on the pretext of an urgent letter.Chapter 2, Bertie's flat, as Wooster
9. Telegrams arrive from Gussie, Stiffy and Madeline confirming the invitation, and Jeeves prepares to pack while Aunt Dahlia keeps ringing.Chapter 2, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
10. Aunt Dahlia storms in to say Sir Watkyn nobbled Uncle Tom with lobster and bought the cow-creamer, and blackmails Bertie with the loss of Anatole's cooking into promising to steal it.Chapter 2, Bertie's flat, as young hound
11. Driving down to Totleigh, Bertie rails against aunts and agonises with Jeeves over whether to pinch the cow-creamer.Chapter 2, as Wooster
12. Arriving at Totleigh Towers, Bertie learns from the butler that Sir Watkyn is out in the grounds with Roderick Spode.Chapter 2, Totleigh Towers
13. Strolling on the terrace, Bertie spots the silver collection, steps in and lifts the cow-creamer out of its unlocked case just as Spode appears with a shotgun and says 'Hands up!'Chapters 2–3, the collection-room, as the bag-snatcher
14. Bertie telephones a telegram to Aunt Dahlia saying that under Sir Watkyn's suspicious eye the cow-creamer job is impossible.Chapter 3, the library
15. Madeline thinks Bertie has come pining for her like Rudel, assures him the rift with Gussie is mended, and tells him Gussie has grown bold enough to tell Spode to boil his head.Chapter 3, the hall, as Wooster
16. Bertie overhears Gussie tell Spode not to talk rot, and at tea finds Gussie lordly and patronising, scolding him for forgetting a book.Chapter 3, the Totleigh drawing-room, as Bertie
17. Gussie tells Bertie that Aunt Dahlia arrives tonight, explains how Jeeves's advice to despise his audience cured his shyness, and reveals he has written his scorn of Spode and Sir Watkyn in a notebook he has now lost.Chapters 3–4, the Totleigh drawing-room, as Bertie
18. Bartholomew upsets Constable Oates off his bicycle, Stiffy admits she has Gussie's notebook, and reveals that she is secretly engaged to Stinker Pinker and has told him to pinch Oates's helmet.Chapter 4, the Totleigh gates, as Wooster
19. Stiffy asks Bertie to steal the cow-creamer so that Stinker can "recover" it and win a vicarage, and when he refuses she says she will hand Gussie's notebook to Uncle Watkyn unless he does it.Chapter 4, the terrace, as Bertie
20. Spode warns Bertie that he is being watched and will be beaten to a jelly if the cow-creamer disappears, and Jeeves brings word that Aunt Dahlia has arrived and wants Bertie in the Blue Room.Chapter 4, the terrace, as Wooster
21. Dressing for dinner, Bertie has Jeeves list his three-way predicament, finds Jeeves has no solution, and cheers himself with a white tie before Gussie walks in.Chapter 5, Bertie's room at Totleigh
22. Bertie breaks it to Gussie that Stiffy will give his notebook to Sir Watkyn, refuses both to steal the cow-creamer and to search Stiffy's stockings, and Gussie breaks a shepherdess and storms off as Jeeves announces Aunt Dahlia.Chapter 5, Bertie's room at Totleigh, as Bertie
23. Aunt Dahlia reveals Sir Watkyn has offered Uncle Tom the cow-creamer in exchange for Anatole, smashes the Infant Samuel, accepts that Spode's threat stops Bertie, and suggests finding a shady secret of Spode's.Chapter 5, Bertie's room at Totleigh, as Bertie
24. Jeeves reveals the Junior Ganymede's club book, offers to telephone its Secretary for dirt on Spode, and on his way out mentions that Gussie's engagement to Madeline is off, as the dinner gong sounds.Chapter 5, Bertie's room at Totleigh, as Bertram
25. At a superb dinner Bertie can barely eat for watching Gussie and Madeline sit in frozen silence, their engagement plainly off.Chapter 6, the Totleigh dining-room
26. Left with Sir Watkyn and Spode over the port, Bertie retreats to his room, where Spode bursts in looking for Gussie and leaves a message that he means to break his neck.Chapter 6, Bertie's room at Totleigh, as Bertie
27. Gussie crawls out from under the bed and confesses Madeline caught him searching Stiffy’s stocking for the notebook; Bertie urges him to steal it from her room, but he refuses, is denied the sheets for an escape, and slips off to hide until the milk train, after which Jeeves drifts in.Chapters 6–7, Bertie's room at Totleigh, as Bertie
28. Bertie forgets the magic name when facing Spode, Gussie crowns Spode with a painting and flees, a brawl brings in Aunt Dahlia, and the remembered 'Eulalie' reduces Spode to grovelling, after which Aunt Dahlia scoffs at Bertie's plan to search Stiffy's room.Chapter 7, Bertie's room at Totleigh, as Wooster
29. Bertie thanks Jeeves for the Eulalie tip, reads him the thriller's line that the top of the cupboard is every woman's favourite hiding-place, and drags him off to search Stiffy's room.Chapter 7, Bertie's room at Totleigh
30. Bertie and a disapproving Jeeves enter Stiffy's vast bedroom, where the dog Bartholomew sends Bertie onto the chest of drawers and Jeeves onto the top of the cupboard.Chapters 7–8, Stiffy's room, as Bertram Wooster
31. Stiffy comes back early, refuses to call off her dog, and tells Bertie she has broken off her engagement to Stinker because he would not pinch the policeman’s helmet.Chapter 8, Stiffy's room, as Bertie
32. Stinker climbs in by the balcony with Oates’s helmet, is reconciled with Stiffy, and is told that Bertie will help with the cow-creamer scheme at midnight.Chapter 8, Stiffy's room, as Bertie
33. Bertie threatens to tell Stinker of the blackmail, Stiffy counters with Sir Watkyn, Jeeves proposes Bertie pretend to be engaged to Stiffy, and Bertie is forced off to the library to do it.Chapter 8, Stiffy's room, as Bertie
34. Bertie asks Sir Watkyn for Stiffy's hand, and when Stiffy says she would rather marry the curate, the horrified Sir Watkyn gladly consents to her marrying Harold Pinker instead.Chapter 9, the library, as Bertram Wooster
35. Stiffy exults over Jeeves's scheme, reveals that Oates suspects her of the helmet theft and that she has hidden Gussie's notebook in the cow-creamer, and Butterfield summons Bertie to Madeline.Chapter 9, Totleigh Towers, as Bertie
36. Madeline tells Bertie she will marry him now she has finished with Gussie; Bertie explains the notebook and nearly convinces her, but she finds nothing in the cow-creamer and decides he made it all up.Chapter 10, the Totleigh drawing-room, as Bertie
37. Bertie finds Spode battering Gussie's door, cows him, and takes from him the notebook he found in the cow-creamer, then hands it to Gussie to show Madeline.Chapter 10, the passage, as Wooster
38. Bertie tells Jeeves to pack for home and crows over the notebook, until Gussie trickles in to say the wedding is off.Chapters 10–11, Bertie's room at Totleigh, as Bertie
39. Bertie sees Spode off from menacing Gussie, mocks his asparagus-eating, and Jeeves arrives with the brandy and news that Oates was assaulted and the cow-creamer stolen, sending Spode galloping off.Chapter 11, Bertie's room at Totleigh, as Bertie
40. Jeeves tells how a thief took the cow-creamer while Stinker, waiting in the dark for Bertie, punched Oates on the nose, and Oates now plans to search Bertie's room, just as Aunt Dahlia rushes in and thrusts the cow-creamer into Bertie's hands.Chapters 11–12, Bertie's room at Totleigh, as Wooster
41. After Aunt Dahlia leaves, Bertie relaxes with brandy and declares the troubles over, only for Jeeves to find a policeman's helmet in the small suitcase he is packing.Chapters 12–13, Bertie's room at Totleigh
42. Stiffy admits hiding the helmet in Bertie's suitcase and, by appealing to the Code of the Woosters, gets him to agree to take the rap for Harold.Chapter 13, Bertie's room at Totleigh, as Bertie
43. Jeeves says 'Eureka' and recommends dropping the helmet out of the window as footsteps approach.Chapter 13, Bertie's room at Totleigh
44. Bertie tosses the helmet out of the window, Sir Watkyn's search of his room finds nothing, and as Bertie harangues him the butler appears with the helmet on a salver.Chapters 13–14, Bertie's room at Totleigh, as Bertie
45. Locked in, Bertie talks to Jeeves through the door, learns that Sir Watkyn has forbidden Stiffy to marry Stinker, and urges Jeeves to cosh Oates with a shovel.Chapter 14, Bertie's room at Totleigh, as Bertram
46. Bertie refuses to let Aunt Dahlia buy his freedom with Anatole, plans his release dinner, defies Sir Watkyn, and is saved when Spode confesses to stealing the helmet.Chapter 14, Bertie's room at Totleigh, as Bertie
47. Jeeves admits he got Spode to take the blame, Bertie threatens Sir Watkyn with a lawsuit until he blesses both engagements, and Bertie buys the secret of Eulalie by agreeing to the world cruise.Chapter 14, Bertie's room at Totleigh, as Mr Wooster

Joy in the Morning 48 scenes

1. Driving home from Steeple Bumpleigh after it is all over, Bertie admits he nearly despaired, and Jeeves supplies the saying 'Joy cometh in the morning'.Chapter 1, as Bertram Wooster
2. Over breakfast Jeeves reports a visit from Nobby Hopwood and Stilton, is summoned urgently to Lord Worplesdon's office, and asks for an edition of Spinoza when Bertie offers him a present.Chapter 1, London, as Bertram Wooster
3. Bertie goes to a bookshop for Jeeves's Spinoza, musing on Lord Worplesdon, is handed Spindrift by a baffled assistant, and suddenly meets his former fiancée Florence Craye.Chapters 1–2, the bookshop, as Bertie
4. Florence finds Bertie apparently buying her novel Spindrift, autographs it, is thrilled to hear he reads Spinoza, and gives him a melting look that sends him fleeing.Chapter 2, the bookshop, as Bertie
5. Bertie restores himself at the Bollinger bar and, standing in the doorway, notices something odd across the way.Chapters 2–3, the Bollinger, as Bertram
6. Walking home, Bertie resolves to save Stilton from Florence and writes Nobby Hopwood a strong note listing Florence's defects, then posts it.Chapter 4, Bertie's flat, as Bertram Wooster
7. Jeeves reveals that he has arranged for Bertie to occupy Lord Worplesdon's cottage Wee Nooke at Steeple Bumpleigh as cover for a secret merger meeting, and Bertie, fearing Aunt Agatha, gives in.Chapter 4, Bertie's flat, as Bertram Wooster
8. Over morning tea Jeeves cheers Bertie with news of a fancy dress ball, passes on Aunt Agatha's order to fetch a birthday brooch for Florence, and hears that Nobby is engaged to Boko.Chapter 5, Bertie's flat, as Bertram Wooster
9. Bertie collects the brooch at Aspinall's and buys a Sinbad costume and ginger whiskers.Chapter 5
10. Bertie finds Nobby waiting at the flat and drives off with her while Jeeves sees them off.Chapter 5, Bertie's flat
11. Once clear of London traffic on the Portsmouth Road, Bertie sets about quizzing Nobby on her engagement to Boko.Chapters 5–6, as Bertie
12. Bertie drops Nobby at the Hall, stops at Boko's cottage for a drink, whistles at the window and has a china ornament thrown at his head.Chapters 6–7, the Bokeries, as Bertie
13. Driving to Wee Nooke in gloom, Bertie is hailed by a hostile Stilton Cheesewright, who has inexplicably become a country policeman.Chapters 7–8, as Bertram Wooster
14. Florence cycles up, says she has put flowers in Wee Nooke, and calls Stilton a perfect imbecile for becoming a constable instead of letting his uncle put him into Parliament, leaving Bertie appalled at how shaky their engagement looks.Chapter 8, Steeple Bumpleigh, as Bertie
15. Bertie drives on and pulls up at Wee Nooke.Chapters 8–11, Wee Nooke, as Bertie
16. After searching the garden in vain Bertie walks to Boko's gate and meets Nobby cycling up.Chapters 11–12, the Bokeries, as Bertie
17. Boko pretends his lunch with Uncle Percy was a success, then announces his plan for Bertie to break the Hall's scullery window so he can foil the 'burglar', and Bertie, flattered by Nobby, reluctantly agrees.Chapter 12, the sitting-room, as Bertie
18. At midnight Bertie, quaking at thoughts of Stilton and Aunt Agatha, treacles paper to the scullery window but cannot bring himself to smash it, is challenged by Edwin from a window above, is chivvied by Boko, and wandering off round the house runs into Jeeves in the dark.Chapters 13–15, the grounds of Bumpleigh Hall, as Bertram
19. Nobby whistles Bertie aside behind a tree, learns that the night's plan has flopped and that Boko has alienated Uncle Percy, and rushes off to tick Boko off.Chapter 15, the grounds of Bumpleigh Hall, as Bertie
20. Jeeves reports he has released Clam, and Bertie sends him to find Boko and think of a way to heal the breach, after which Boko looms up again.Chapters 15–19, the grounds of Bumpleigh Hall, as Bertie
21. Back at Boko's, Bertie confesses he is engaged to Florence again, and agrees to tick off Uncle Percy in return for Boko's secret method of getting disengaged.Chapter 19, the sitting-room
22. Bertie wakes to find the script of insults Boko has written for him to deliver to Uncle Percy, and is appalled by it.Chapter 20, Bertie's room at Boko's, as Bertram
23. Avoiding Boko and Stilton swimming, Bertie finds Jeeves fishing, reproaches him for the Uncle Percy scheme, and sends him to find out from the Hall staff how Boko got out of his engagement to Florence.Chapter 20, the river, as the Last of the Woosters
24. Over breakfast Bertie warns Boko he may back out of telling off Uncle Percy, and Boko calls him a poltroon and threatens to withhold the Fittleworth secret.Chapter 20, the dining-room
25. Jeeves reports that, according to the boot-boy Erbut, Boko ended his engagement to Florence by kicking Edwin, and just then Edwin stoops in the drive before them.Chapters 20–21, the drive, as Bertram
26. Bertie tells Nobby he is backing out of inflaming Uncle Percy, until she promises to show Florence his insulting letter about her if he goes through with it.Chapter 21, the drive, as Bertie
27. Bertie dashes into the house and dives into Uncle Percy's study.Chapters 21–22, Uncle Percy's study, as Bertram
28. Leaving the study, Bertie is met in the passage by Nobby.Chapters 22–23, the passage, as Bertie
29. Jeeves admits he misled Uncle Percy, proposes the East Wibley fancy dress dance for the meeting with Clam in Bertie's Sindbad costume, wins Uncle Percy over with the whiskers, and arranges for Boko to drive him to London and buy costumes.Chapter 23, the grounds of Bumpleigh Hall
30. Bertie spends the day stiffening Uncle Percy's nerve until Clam telephones to say he'll come to the ball as Edward the Confessor, and Uncle Percy confesses how a Covent Garden ball once cost him his engagement to Aunt Agatha.Chapter 24, Uncle Percy's study, as Bertie
31. Bathing in the river, Bertie is confronted by a seething Stilton, who tells him Florence has fixed their wedding for September and wishes he could break his neck or pinch him.Chapter 24, the river
32. Back at the cottage Nobby promises to show Florence Bertie's letter next morning, and Boko, having fobbed Bertie off with a Pierrot, opens the suitcase to find a Borstal Rovers football suit.Chapters 24–25, the sitting-room, as Bertie
33. Alone with Jeeves, Bertie complains of the danger of wearing Stilton's uniform, learns what a porpentine is, and resigns himself to his fate.Chapter 25, Steeple Bumpleigh, as Wooster
34. Bertie refuses to be driven to the East Wibley ball by Boko, preferring his own two-seater so he can get out of Stilton's uniform quickly, and frets that Stilton already suspects him of pinching it.Chapter 26
35. Bertie's two-seater breaks down half-way to East Wibley and he is stuck until a lorry driver fixes it, so he arrives only at midnight.Chapter 26
36. Boko scolds the late Bertie and sends him to the bar, where a very tight Uncle Percy, dressed in shoes much too small, boasts of having got the better of Clam and agrees to go and sit in a car.Chapter 26, East Wibley Town Hall, as Bertie
37. With Uncle Percy shoeless in Boko's car, Bertie pleads Boko's cause; Percy rails against Fittleworth, softens on hearing Boko once kicked Edwin, and gives in when told Hollywood is six thousand miles away.Chapter 26, Boko's car, as Bertie
38. Bertie sends Boko off to Uncle Percy, drives home, throws Stilton's uniform into the river, and finds a hedgehog in his bed, which he lets loose in the garden instead of putting it in Boko's.Chapter 26, Bertie's room at Boko's
39. Setting out to bathe, Bertie meets a radiant Nobby, who tells him Uncle Percy has consented to her marrying Boko.Chapter 27, the garden gate, as Bertie
40. Nobby kisses Bertie in gratitude, and he swims in the river reflecting that all is well and the uniform is gone for good.Chapter 27, the river, as Bertram
41. Stilton arrives at breakfast to arrest Bertie for stealing his uniform, on Edwin's evidence and a waiter's, but goes off to check whether he needs a warrant, and Boko urges Bertie to flee abroad.Chapter 27, the dining-room, as Bertie
42. Rushing to the garage to escape, Bertie hears Uncle Percy inside cursing Fittleworth and realises Boko unknowingly drove him home asleep in the back of the car.Chapters 27–28, Boko's garage, as the young master
43. Bertie tells Boko and Nobby that Uncle Percy was locked in the garage, Uncle Percy storms in demanding a horsewhip to thrash Boko, and collapses when Jeeves mentions that her ladyship returned last night.Chapters 28–29, the Bokeries, as Bertram
44. Stilton brings his warrant for Bertie's arrest, but Uncle Percy denies going to the ball, swears Bertie never left the house, denounces Stilton as drunk and has him shown the door.Chapter 29, the dining-room, as Wooster
45. Nobby, off to London to marry Boko, admits that Bertie's letter never reached Florence because Edwin destroyed it, and a baffled Jeeves is sent to the kitchen to eat anchovy paste.Chapter 29, the dining-room, as Bertie
46. Stilton cycles up to tell Bertie that he has resigned from the Force and that Florence has broken off her engagement to Bertie and is going to marry him.Chapter 29, the garden gate, as Wooster
47. Jeeves confesses that Aunt Agatha never came home, and he and Bertie slip away at once while Uncle Percy sings in the bath.Chapter 29, the kitchen
48. Half-way to London, Bertie tries once more to recall the saying about Joy that sums it all up.Chapter 29

The Mating Season 38 scenes

1. Jeeves briefs a reluctant Bertie on Esmond Haddock, his five aunts and Gussie's coolness with Madeline Bassett before a low-spirited Catsmeat Pirbright is shown in.Chapters 1–2, Bertie's flat, as Wooster
2. A low-spirited Catsmeat reveals that Corky is the vicar's niece who roped Bertie into the concert, explains his thwarted engagement to Gertrude Winkworth, and gets Bertie to guard her from Esmond Haddock, in return agreeing to give Gussie dinner.Chapter 2, as Bertie
3. After seeing Thos off to school, Bertie comes home to find Corky and her dog Sam Goldwyn, hears of her break with Esmond Haddock and her feud with Constable Dobbs, and then a hung-over Catsmeat reveals that Gussie waded in the Trafalgar Square fountain and got fourteen days.Chapters 3–4, Bertie's flat, as Bertram Wooster
4. Jeeves proposes that someone go to Deverill Hall as Gussie, Catsmeat flatly refuses, and Bertie gives in and sets off in Gussie's name, with Corky's dog Sam Goldwyn left on his hands.Chapter 4, as Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
5. Bertie arrives late at Deverill Hall, is overawed by Jeeves's Uncle Charlie the butler, gives his name as Fink-Nottle, and learns dinner has already begun.Chapter 5, Deverill Hall, as Mr Wooster
6. At dinner as Gussie, Bertie hears the aunts condemn Corky's cross-talk act and the absent Mr Wooster, resolves to drop out of the act, flops with a story about two deaf men, and is left alone with Esmond Haddock over the port.Chapters 5–6, the dining room at Deverill Hall, as Bertram
7. Dame Daphne catches Bertie on a chair and Esmond on the table singing, sends Esmond cringing to the drawing room, tells Bertie his dog Sam Goldwyn has chased Charlotte and bitten Silversmith, and packs him off to bed.Chapter 6, the dining room at Deverill Hall, as Augustus
8. Silversmith shows Bertie to his room and is asked to send his man, but the person who enters is Catsmeat, not Jeeves.Chapters 6–7, Bertie's room at Deverill Hall, as Bertie
9. A frosty Silversmith brings the morning tea and says the late-night arrival was 'Mr Wooster', leaving Bertie baffled until Jeeves himself walks in with a breakfast tray.Chapters 7–8, Deverill Hall, as Bertram
10. Gussie, furious at being taken for Bertie and loathing Catsmeat, rubbishes the Pat and Mike cross-talk act and refuses to hit a policeman with an umbrella, until Corky arrives and Bertie leaves her to win him round.Chapter 9, the post office, as Mr Wooster
11. Gussie returns besotted with Corky and keen on the act, reports that Sam Goldwyn bit Dobbs and was arrested, that Catsmeat will now play Mike, and hands Bertie the Christopher Robin poems he must recite at the concert.Chapter 9, Bertie's room at Deverill Hall, as Bertie
12. Over his first days at Deverill Hall Bertie becomes certain that Gussie has fallen for Corky, and the aunts grow bitter at the absent guest they take for Wooster.Chapter 10, Deverill Hall, as Augustus
13. Bertie learns from a woebegone Queenie that Jeeves has gone to a lecture in London, and resolves to tackle Corky himself.Chapter 10, Bertie's room at Deverill Hall
14. Dame Daphne, syringe in hand, upbraids Bertie (as Augustus) over Madeline's telegram complaining that she has had no letters, leaving him stunned on a rustic bench.Chapter 10, the rose garden, as Augustus
15. Corky brushes Bertie off to take soup to Mrs Wellbeloved, and Gussie flatly refuses to write to Madeline, saying he is teaching her a lesson.Chapter 10, King's Deverill, as Bertram
16. Back at the Hall Bertie finds Catsmeat lying dreamily on his bed, smoking his cigarettes.Chapters 10–11, Bertie's room at Deverill Hall, as Bertie
17. Bertie copies out the letter, posts it at the post office and is at once hailed by Corky.Chapters 11–12, the post office, as Bertie
18. Catsmeat bursts into Bertie's room with the news, picked up from Silversmith, that Aunt Agatha is coming to stay at Deverill Hall.Chapter 12, Bertie's room at Deverill Hall, as Bertie
19. Catsmeat returns from London with Jeeves's plan to keep Aunt Agatha away by luring Thos from school to visit Corky; after he leaves, Bertie breaks the code of the Woosters, opens Gussie's telegrams, and learns that Madeline is arriving at Deverill Hall tomorrow.Chapters 13–14, Bertie's room at Deverill Hall, as Bertram Wooster
20. Bertie waylays Catsmeat returning from the pictures with a tearful Queenie, shows him the telegram, and Catsmeat promises to come to Bertie's room after dinner with a plan.Chapter 14, the main gate, as Bertie
21. A big dinner party with ten Hampshire neighbours keeps Bertie trapped until nearly midnight.Chapter 14
22. Bertie finds Catsmeat's note saying he has gone to London with a superb plan for Madeline, then Gussie borrows the pink-lozenged tie for Corky and reveals he has written to Madeline breaking off the engagement.Chapter 14, Bertie's room at Deverill Hall, as Bertie
23. Bertie hides in a bush at The Larches, waits out a flirting postman, a smoking housemaid, Madeline and her school friend's dog, then grabs Gussie's letter from the breakfast table and, cut off at the window, bolts across the hall into another room.Chapters 15–17, The Larches, as Wooster
24. Bertie goes out to the road to waylay Catsmeat, who speeds past without seeing him, and heads off gloomily for breakfast and the train back.Chapter 17, the road outside The Larches
25. Back at King's Deverill station, Bertie clouts the cheeky Thomas, then learns from Corky that Thomas plans to cosh Dobbs and that Catsmeat kept Madeline away by telling her Bertie loves her hopelessly, while Corky puts off dropping Gussie until he has done a mysterious little job for her.Chapter 18, King's Deverill station, as Bertie
26. Walking back to the hall brooding on Corky's job, Bertie runs into Esmond Haddock.Chapters 18–20, the road to the hall, as Gussie
27. Walking on, Bertie is horrified to see Gussie coming out of the village police station closely escorted by Constable Dobbs.Chapters 20–21, the police station, as Bertie
28. Dame Daphne catches Bertie in the hall and is delighted to hear 'Augustus' went to Wimbledon on the milk train to see Madeline, and Silversmith announces that his daughter Queenie is engaged to Meadowes.Chapter 21, the hall at Deverill Hall, as Augustus
29. Catsmeat tells Bertie how, kissing a weeping Queenie in brotherly fashion, he was caught by Silversmith and Gertrude, found himself engaged to Queenie, and has had his elopement with Gertrude cancelled.Chapter 21, Bertie's room at Deverill Hall, as Bertie
30. At the village concert the Kegley-Bassingtons and George's 'Ben Battle' are endured, Catsmeat and Gussie's Pat and Mike act dies, and Esmond's hunting song brings the house down until the standees chant him back on over Poppy's dance.Chapter 22, the village hall, as Bertram Wooster
31. Stepping outside for a smoke, Bertie rejoices in Esmond's triumph until he realises he has forgotten every word of his Christopher Robin poems.Chapters 22–23, the village hall, as Bertram Wooster
32. Outside the inn Gussie, in his green beard, gulps brandy before going to steal Corky's dog from Dobbs's cottage, confident Dobbs is at the concert; then Jeeves returns to say Esmond will deputize and that Dobbs has gone home to his cottage.Chapters 23–24, the Goose and Cowslip, as Bertie
33. Corky drives off with the rescued Sam Goldwyn, Dobbs chases Gussie up a tree, and Jeeves lays the constable out with a cosh and leads Gussie away to remove his beard.Chapter 24, the road, as Bertie
34. Back in his room, Bertie hears from Gussie that his love for Corky died up the tree, tells him Madeline has been squared, and sees him dash off to Wimbledon just before Esmond Haddock comes in.Chapters 24–25, Bertie's room at Deverill Hall, as Bertie
35. Jeeves reports he has got Gussie out of his beard, Bertie tells him Gussie is cured of Corky and off to Madeline and that Esmond needs a way to defy his aunts, and Jeeves leaves to help his Uncle Charlie with the refreshments just before Esmond returns.Chapter 25, Deverill Hall
36. In the hall the new Esmond calls Silversmith a pompous old ass, prods him in the ribs, and cheerfully answers back Dame Daphne when she asks why he is late.Chapter 25, the hall at Deverill Hall, as Gussie
37. Esmond calls the Kegley-Bassingtons fatheads and leads Bertie into the drawing room, where Bertie is enjoying sardine sandwiches when Silversmith announces Constable Dobbs.Chapters 25–26, the drawing room at Deverill Hall, as Gussie
38. Bertie congratulates Jeeves on squaring every loose end, then learns that Aunt Agatha has arrived, that Thos has blown the gaff, and resolves to go down and pull an Esmond Haddock on her.Chapter 27, Bertie's room at Deverill Hall, as Wooster

Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit 36 scenes

1. Bertie, in the bath and dreading a dinner with Aunt Dahlia's Trotters, greets the returning Jeeves, who reads him Percy Gorringe's request for a thousand pounds to back his play of Florence Craye's Spindrift, and they agree to refuse.Chapter 1, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
2. Fortified by one of Jeeves's specials, Bertie refuses to shave off the moustache Jeeves disapproves of, just as Stilton Cheesewright arrives.Chapters 1–2, the sitting-room, as Wooster
3. Stilton lectures Bertie on keeping fit for the Drones Darts sweep, bristles with jealousy at the mention of Florence, calls the moustache ghastly, and is interrupted as Florence arrives.Chapters 2–3, Bertie's flat, as Wooster
4. Recalling how Florence tried to improve him with Tolstoy, Bertie goes to the Savoy and endures a dreary dinner with the Trotters.Chapter 3, the Savoy, as Bertram Wooster
5. Bertie relaxes alone in the Drones smoking-room until he finds Stilton beside him.Chapters 3–4, the Drones smoking-room, as Wooster
6. Jeeves, posing as Bertie, refuses Percy Gorringe's request for a thousand pounds, declines to tear Bertie's pages from the club book, and puts Florence through on the phone; she asks Bertie to take her to a garish night club, and he agrees, hoping to patch things up between her and Stilton.Chapter 4, Bertie's flat, as Wooster
7. Bertie recalls the Mottled Oyster's raffish history of raids and changes of name.Chapter 5, the Mottled Oyster
8. Over kippers at the Mottled Oyster Bertie fails to reconcile Florence with Stilton, and when the club is raided she bolts and Bertie trips the pursuing constable and is arrested.Chapter 5, the Mottled Oyster, as Bertie
9. After a night in the cells, Bertie, as 'Gadsby', tries to pass off tripping the constable as an accident, and the jesting Vinton Street magistrate fines him ten pounds.Chapter 6, Vinton Street police court, as the prisoner Gadsby
10. Bertie tells Jeeves of his arrest, orders a huge breakfast, and laments that the Junior Ganymede club book has nothing on Cheesewright, who has become a menace.Chapter 6, Bertie's flat
11. Florence telephones to learn that the magistrate who fined Bertie is Stilton's uncle, reveals that she and Stilton are engaged again, begs Bertie to keep the night club secret, and Stilton silently appears in the room.Chapters 6–7, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
12. Bertie, enjoying a Stilton-free Drones, swaps telegrams with Aunt Dahlia, who orders him to Brinkley to cheer up a whiskered guest and bring her pearl necklace, but he hesitates for fear of Stilton.Chapter 8, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
13. Aunt Dahlia phones to bully Bertie into coming to amuse the lovesick Percy Gorringe while she works on selling Milady's Boudoir to L.G. Trotter, and the promise of Anatole's cooking wins him over.Chapter 8, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
14. Bertie tells Jeeves they are off to Brinkley and asks him to fetch the necklace; Jeeves asks leave to chair the Junior Ganymede luncheon, and Bertie wonders who the mug was who backed Percy.Chapter 8, Bertie's flat
15. Bertie arrives at Brinkley and hands Aunt Dahlia her necklace; she explains she bought the Morehead serial to salt the mine for Trotter, won't say how she got the money from Uncle Tom, blames Ma Trotter for Trotter's stalling, throws her Agatha Christie at Bertie for singing, and introduces him to a reproachful Percy before sending him out to cheer Percy up.Chapter 9, Aunt Dahlia's den, as Bertie
16. Bertie reluctantly goes out after Percy, gives up when he can't find him, and then meets him rounding a rhododendron bush.Chapters 9–10, the garden at Brinkley, as Wooster
17. Florence, savaging a gooseberry bush, tells Bertie that Stilton found from the night club's book that she dined there with Bertie and has vowed to break Bertie's spine in five places; Bertie consoles himself that Stilton will never come to Brinkley.Chapter 10, the kitchen garden, as Wooster
18. Bertie hurries in late to dress, and Jeeves mentions he told Mr. Cheesewright that Bertie was out strolling in the grounds.Chapters 10–11, Bertie's room at Brinkley
19. Anatole's superb dinner turns to ashes in Bertie's mouth as Stilton glares at him across the table and ignores Mrs Trotter's chatter.Chapter 11, the Brinkley dining-room
20. Bertie slips out of the dining-room into the garden to dodge Stilton, plans to flee, and meets Uncle Tom, who grumbles about his guests and says Aunt Dahlia nearly fainted while he talked of Sidcup coming to see his silver.Chapter 11, the garden at Brinkley, as Bertie
21. Locked in his room, Bertie repels Stilton through the keyhole, sends Jeeves for a strong whisky-and-soda, and is then invaded by an agitated Aunt Dahlia demanding Jeeves to save her.Chapters 11–12, Bertie's room at Brinkley, as Wooster
22. Bertie climbs the ladder into what he takes for Aunt Dahlia's room, knocks over a table, and finds Florence Craye sitting up in bed.Chapters 12–14, Florence's bedroom, as Bertie
23. Bertie learns he went to the wrong window, Uncle Tom reveals he took the ladder and locked the necklace in the safe, and Jeeves reveals that Lord Sidcup is Roderick Spode, who can be silenced with Eulalie Sœurs.Chapter 14, Bertie's room at Brinkley, as Bertie
24. A jubilant Aunt Dahlia bursts in on Bertie's breakfast, having learned from Jeeves that Lord Sidcup is Spode and planning to silence him with Eulalie Sœurs, and warns Bertie that Florence is planning the wedding, which he shrugs off since Stilton has drawn him in the Darts sweep.Chapter 15, Brinkley Court, as Bertie
25. Strolling in the grounds and gloating over having bottled Stilton up, Bertie gives Jeeves leave to go to London to chair the Junior Ganymede luncheon and lends him the two-seater.Chapter 15, the garden at Brinkley
26. Percy Gorringe, refused by Florence, calls Bertie a weedy butterfly and then reveals he has bought Stilton's sweep ticket on him, so Stilton is free to thrash Bertie, who dashes to the stables hoping to catch Jeeves.Chapter 15, the garden at Brinkley, as Wooster
27. Bertie catches Jeeves just as he is driving off to London and arranges to go with him to collect the cosh Jeeves confiscated from young Thos, so as to face Stilton armed.Chapter 16, as B. Wooster
28. In London Jeeves hands over the cosh at the flat, goes off to his luncheon, and Bertie lunches at the Drones and drives back.Chapter 16, Bertie's flat
29. Back at Brinkley, Aunt Dahlia rages that Tom has carried Spode off to look at his silver before she could work her scheme, savages the over-solicitous Percy, and leaves; Percy goes to tell Stilton Bertie is back, and Stilton arrives as Bertie grips the cosh.Chapters 16–17, the hall, as Wooster
30. Stilton goes off to show Daphne the grounds, and Bertie naps in his room until he wakes remembering the cosh.Chapter 17, Bertie's room at Brinkley
31. Bertie rushes back to the hall to find the cosh gone and Uncle Tom's safe standing open.Chapters 17–18, the hall, as Bertram
32. Aunt Dahlia triumphantly tells Bertie how, finding Spode no longer owns Eulalie Sœurs, she coshed him and got her necklace back, and Bertie realises the necklace he took is Mrs. Trotter's and must go back in the safe.Chapter 18, Aunt Dahlia's den, as Bertie
33. Before Bertie can put the necklace back, a dyspeptic L.G. Trotter tuts at the open safe and slams it shut.Chapters 18–19, the hall, as Bertram
34. Aunt Dahlia learns Mrs. Trotter wants Anatole, Uncle Tom reports the necklace stolen, and Jeeves offers to return the pearls secretly and reveals that L.G. Trotter refused a knighthood, giving Aunt Dahlia a hold over him.Chapter 19, Aunt Dahlia's den, as Bertram
35. At breakfast a beaming Stilton thanks Bertie for freeing him from Florence and leaves to go rowing with Daphne, then Mrs. Trotter reads that Robert Blenkinsop has been knighted and orders Trotter to refuse any knighthood, wrecking Aunt Dahlia's hold on him, just as Seppings brings in a pearl necklace.Chapters 20–22, the Brinkley dining-room, as Bertram Wooster
36. Aunt Dahlia reports that Jeeves's mixture has cured Trotter, who will sign, and once she leaves Bertie tells Jeeves he will shave off his moustache.Chapter 22, the Brinkley dining-room, as Bertie

Jeeves in the Offing 39 scenes

1. Over breakfast with Kipper Herring, Bertie takes a phone call from Aunt Dahlia inviting him to Brinkley, and learns to his horror that Bobbie Wickham and Aubrey Upjohn are among the guests.Chapters 1–2, Bertie's flat, as Bertram Wooster
2. Jeeves, leaving on holiday, tells Bertie that Wilbert Cream is the notorious New York playboy Broadway Willie, and Bertie nearly cries off Brinkley until he remembers Anatole's cooking.Chapter 2, Bertie's flat, as Bertram
3. A sobbing Lady Wickham phones about news in The Times and faints, and Bertie finds the paper announcing his engagement to Bobbie.Chapters 2–3, Bertie's flat, as Mr. Wooster
4. Arriving at Brinkley to find Bobbie, Bertie stumbles on Wilbert Cream reading poetry to Phyllis Mills, is befriended by Poppet the dachshund, and is sent off to the lake.Chapter 3, the leafy glade, as Bertram Wooster
5. Bobbie, fishing at the lake, explains that she announced her engagement to Bertie so that her mother, relieved to escape him, will welcome Kipper Herring, whom she loves.Chapter 3, the lake, as Bertie
6. Musing on Bobbie's choice of Kipper, Bertie walks slap into Aubrey Upjohn and finds his dreaded old headmaster shrunk to a moustached shrimp.Chapter 3, Brinkley Court, as Wooster
7. At tea on the lawn the butler brings out the fruit, and he is Sir Roderick Glossop.Chapters 3–4, the lawn, as Bertram Wooster
8. Bertie breaks up Wilbert Cream's tender moment with Phyllis by announcing tea, and Wilbert stalks off with the dachshund Poppet, plainly loathing him.Chapter 5, the leafy glade, as Wooster
9. Over tea Mrs Cream declares the butler Swordfish (really Sir Roderick Glossop) a crook after Uncle Tom's silver, Bobbie refuses to let Bertie flee Brinkley, and Bertie resolves to wire Aunt Dahlia at Eastbourne.Chapter 5, the lawn, as Bertie
10. Bertie frets over Ma Cream's suspicions and Wilbert's ardour for Phyllis, and when Wilbert goes off walking Poppet he dozes off on the lawn over one of Ma Cream's novels.Chapter 6, Brinkley Court, as Bertram
11. On the telephone Aunt Dahlia waves aside Ma Cream's suspicions, forbids Bertie to fight Wilbert, and jumps at his idea of inviting Kipper Herring to shadow Wilbert instead.Chapter 6, Brinkley Court, as Bertie
12. Glossop, answering the bell as butler, says he is still undecided about Wilbert's sanity, then brings a letter from Jeeves revealing Wilbert is a kleptomaniac, and they hurry to check the silver.Chapter 6, Brinkley Court, as Bertram
13. Bertie and Glossop reach the collection room and find the cow-creamer gone.Chapters 6–7, the collection room, as Bertie
14. Bertie enters Wilbert's room, finds a housemaid there with Augustus the cat hunting a mouse, and gets rid of her by claiming Augustus has traumatic symplegia.Chapters 7–8, the Blue Room, as Wooster
15. Bertie tells Bobbie he is through, but she talks him into a second search, promising to stand guard and sing if Mrs. Cream approaches so he can escape by the balcony and water pipe.Chapter 8, the lawn, as Bertie
16. With Bobbie supposedly on watch, Bertie searches again, finds nothing on the armoire, and is caught under the dressing-table by Mrs. Cream, who decides he has a mouse-fixation and urges him to see Sir Roderick Glossop.Chapter 8, the Blue Room, as Mr. Wooster
17. Bertie finds Bobbie in her car at the front door; she explains she was called to the phone by her mother, who thinks him a nincompoop, and drives off home.Chapter 8, the front door, as Bertie
18. Bertie dozes off over Mrs. Cream's novel, wakes and telephones his overdue wire inviting Kipper Herring, and then sees Kipper arriving in his car.Chapters 8–10, the lawn, as Bertie
19. In the pantry Bertie tells Glossop of being caught in Wilbert's room, and Glossop, his blood up, resolves to search the room for the cow-creamer himself; bonding over stolen school biscuits, they become Bertie and Roddy.Chapter 10, the butler's pantry, as Mr. Wooster
20. Kipper bursts into Aunt Dahlia's boudoir to confess that Bobbie has read the stinking letter he wrote her and now says she will marry Bertie, who leaps up to drive to Jeeves at Herne Bay.Chapter 10, Aunt Dahlia's den, as Bertie
21. After missing Jeeves at Herne Bay, Bertie tells him the whole Bobbie–Kipper disaster over the telephone at the Drones, and Jeeves agrees to break off his holiday and come to Brinkley.Chapter 11, the Drones Club, as Mr. Wooster
22. Driving down to Brinkley, Bertie briefs Jeeves on Bobbie's haughty spirit and on Poppet the dachshund, then spots Bobbie's roadster outside a wayside inn and stops.Chapter 11
23. At the Fox and Goose Bobbie tells a relieved Bertie she never meant what she said to Kipper and is off to throw herself into his arms, so there will be no wedding bells for Bertie.Chapter 11, the Fox and Goose, as Bertie
24. Bertie sees Bobbie off and, back in the car, tells Jeeves, who has been reading Spinoza, that the rift is mended, before starting on the tale of Wilbert and the cow-creamer.Chapter 11, the Fox and Goose
25. Back at Brinkley, Bertie learns from Aunt Dahlia that Uncle Tom sold Wilbert the cow-creamer, then Bobbie icily cuts Kipper, who confesses he got engaged to Phyllis as a ruse against Wilbert and was caught kissing her.Chapters 12–14, Aunt Dahlia's den, as Bertie
26. Over port in his pantry, Glossop hears of Kipper's plight and suggests pushing Upjohn into the lake so Kipper can rescue him.Chapter 14, the butler's pantry, as Mr. Wooster
27. Bertie gives Kipper and Bobbie the lake plan, which they embrace, and Kipper finds it peculiar that a butler thought of it.Chapter 14, the lawn, as Bertie
28. Bertie outlines Operation Upjohn to Jeeves, who calls it ill-advised and quotes Burns on best laid plans, and Bertie puts his coolness down to jealousy of Glossop.Chapter 15, Brinkley Court
29. While Kipper waits behind his tree, Wilbert Cream tells Bertie the cow-creamer has vanished from his bureau, and Bertie realises Glossop has pinched it and talks Wilbert out of telling Mrs. Travers.Chapter 15, the lake, as Wooster
30. Phyllis calls Upjohn away to the telephone just as Bobbie gives the cue, then Augustus spits at Poppet, who knocks Bertie into the lake, and Kipper dives in and rescues Bertie instead.Chapter 15, the lake, as Bertie
31. Squelching back from the lake, Bertie and Bobbie meet Aunt Dahlia, who wants to know why everyone but Upjohn is soaked.Chapter 16, the herbaceous border
32. Bobbie and Kipper tell Bertie of Aunt Dahlia's new plan: Bertie is to abuse Upjohn to his face so that Kipper can burst in, defend him and get the libel suit dropped, and Bertie, bound by the code of the Woosters, agrees.Chapter 16, Bertie's room at Brinkley, as Bertie
33. Bertie goes into Uncle Tom's study to insult Upjohn but gets no further than small talk about moustaches and Kipper before Phyllis bursts in and Upjohn dismisses him.Chapter 16, the study, as Bertram
34. Outside the french window Bobbie accuses Bertie of losing his nerve, and with Phyllis closeted with Upjohn the attempt is called off for now.Chapter 16, Brinkley Court, as Bertie
35. A distraught Aunt Dahlia tells Bertie that Phyllis has got engaged to Wilbert Cream.Chapters 16–18, Brinkley Court, as Bertie
36. Aunt Dahlia rings for the butler, gets Jeeves instead, has him pack Upjohn's things and orders Bertie to drive Upjohn to Market Snodsbury.Chapter 18, the study, as Bertie
37. Bertie drives a grim, silent Upjohn to the Bull and Bush in Market Snodsbury and heads home, despairing of Kipper's chances.Chapter 19
38. Jeeves has pinched Upjohn's speech while packing, and after Bertie fumbles the telephone call Bobbie seizes the receiver and forces Upjohn to drop his libel suit against Kipper in writing.Chapters 19–20, Aunt Dahlia's den, as Bertie
39. Back from a fruitless hunt for Glossop, Bertie learns that Jeeves saved the day by having Glossop say he was there to observe the potty Bertie, who stole the cow-creamer, and is softened only when Jeeves reminds him it was all for Uncle Tom.Chapter 21, the Brinkley drawing-room

Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves 35 scenes

1. Over a cheerful breakfast Bertie welcomes Jeeves back from Brinkley and is aghast to hear that Sir Watkyn Bassett, Madeline, Stiffy, Bartholomew and Gussie were among Aunt Dahlia's guests.Chapter 1, Bertie's flat, as Bertram Wooster
2. Aunt Dahlia phones to explain she invited Bassett to take Uncle Tom's mind off taxes, mentions the black amber statuette and invites herself to lunch, and Bertie defies Jeeves by wearing his new Alpine hat to the Ritz.Chapter 1, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
3. Over lunch at the Ritz Emerald Stoker backs Bertie over the Alpine hat and reveals she is off to stay a month at Totleigh Towers, so Bertie briefs her on the Bassett menagerie and learns she thinks Gussie a lamb, leaving him with a presentiment of doom.Chapter 2, the Ritz, as Bertram
4. Brooding at the Drones, Bertie is told that the Rev. H. P. Pinker wants to see him, and Stinker lumbers in and upsets a small table.Chapters 2–3, the Drones smoking-room, as Bertram
5. Relieved, Bertie goes home and finds Gussie in a cab bound for Totleigh, who raves about Emerald Stoker and then declares that Madeline makes him sick.Chapters 3–4, Bertie's flat, as Bertie
6. Aunt Dahlia telephones in a fury over the cancelled lunch, hears Bertie is off to Totleigh, and warns him that Sir Watkyn is trying to steal Jeeves.Chapter 5, London, as Bertram
7. Bertie drives down to Totleigh Towers fretting about Jeeves being poached, and reflects on the house and its owner's ill-gotten wealth.Chapter 5, Totleigh Towers
8. At tea Madeline tells Bertie she still loves Gussie and weeps over his hopeless love for her, and Spode walks in to find Bertie patting her head.Chapters 5–6, the Totleigh drawing-room, as Mr. Wooster
9. Madeline, showing Bertie to his room, tells her horrified father that Bertie is staying at least a week, and Sir Watkyn totters off for a stiff drink.Chapter 6, the upstairs corridor, as Bertie
10. At a sombre dinner Bertie admires Sir Watkyn's new black amber statuette, bought from Plank and worth a thousand pounds, offends him by calling it soapstone, and slips off to his room afterwards.Chapters 6–7, the Totleigh dining-room, as Woosters
11. Gussie storms in denouncing vegetables and reveals that the cook is Emerald Stoker, who lost her allowance on a horse and took the job rather than confess to her father.Chapter 7, Bertie's room at Totleigh
12. Having eaten next to nothing at a strained dinner, Bertie wakes ravenous in his room and resolves to make for the steak and kidney pie in the kitchen.Chapter 8, Totleigh Towers
13. Creeping through the dark hall, Bertie collides with Gussie, knocks over Sir Watkyn's precious grandfather clock, is caught by Sir Watkyn in his purple dressing-gown, and the two are driven on to a chest by Bartholomew until Stiffy appears.Chapters 8–9, the hall, as Mr. Wooster
14. Jeeves tells Bertie the statuette has been locked in Sir Watkyn's collection room on Spode's advice, but Stiffy, who has a key, fetches it out and sends it back to Bertie to take to Plank after lunch.Chapter 10, Bertie's room at Totleigh, as Wooster, Bertram
15. After Emerald Stoker's excellent lunch Bertie, going to his car, calls Stiffy a female Upas tree, and Jeeves suggests asking at the post office where Plank lives.Chapter 10, Totleigh Towers
16. At the Hockley-cum-Meston post office the old lady behind the counter tells Bertie that Plank is up at the big house with the red shutters.Chapter 10, the post office
17. Plank, a Rugger-mad explorer, takes Bertie for a Daily Express reporter, and when Bertie produces the statuette and asks for five pounds he threatens to call the police, just as Jeeves comes in through the french window.Chapters 10–11, Plank's house, as Bertram Wooster
18. At Bertie's car Jeeves explains that Sir Watkyn told Stiffy he really paid Plank a thousand pounds and lied to Uncle Tom to annoy him, briefs Bertie on Plank, and takes the statuette himself in case Spode searches Bertie.Chapter 11, Plank's house
19. Bertie drives into the Totleigh stable yard and Spode orders him out of the car so he can search it.Chapters 11–12, the stable yard, as Wooster
20. Madeline corners Bertie in the hall, furious that the vegetarian Gussie has been rude about Spode, and declares she will have nothing more to do with him if he ever eats meat.Chapter 12, the hall, as Bertram
21. Bertie tells Jeeves that Gussie and Madeline have fallen out over sunsets and the Blessed Damozel, and decides to dodge the school treat by lunching with Uncle Tom at Brinkley.Chapter 13, Bertie's room at Totleigh
22. Over Anatole's lunch Bertie cheers Uncle Tom with the news that Pop Bassett's statuette was no bargain, and drives back hoping Gussie can eat meat in London unseen.Chapter 13, Brinkley Court
23. Jeeves reports that a boy egged Sir Watkyn and Stiffy's dog bit Gussie at the school treat; Gussie goes off to walk with Emerald Stoker, Stinker's vicarage is in doubt, and Spode bursts in.Chapters 13–14, Bertie's room at Totleigh, as Bertie
24. Gussie, clutching Emerald's ham sandwiches, declares her his true love and Madeline heartless; Stiffy and Stinker tell Bertie to keep clear of Sir Watkyn, and when Stiffy warns Gussie that Spode is after him he bolts straight into Spode.Chapters 14–15, the yew alley, as Bertie
25. Gussie flees with Bertie to meet Emerald in the kitchen garden, where she flattens the pursuing Spode with a basin, and Madeline, finding Gussie over the body, declares she loathes him and it is the end as he defiantly eats a ham sandwich.Chapter 15, the kitchen garden, as Bertie
26. Bertie meets Jeeves driving Bartholomew back from the vet and tells him the Gussie–Madeline disaster, but Jeeves confesses himself baffled.Chapter 15, the drive
27. Bertie broods in his room and decides to break his promise to Stiffy and seek a cocktail from Sir Watkyn.Chapter 15, Bertie's room at Totleigh
28. Over cocktails with Pop Bassett, Bertie hears Stiffy announce there will be no dinner because the cook has eloped with Gussie Fink-Nottle.Chapters 15–17, the Totleigh drawing-room, as Bertram
29. On the telephone Aunt Dahlia, delighted that Emerald has taken over as cook while Anatole is ill, asks Bertie to buy Pop Bassett's black amber statuette for Uncle Tom with her legacy.Chapter 17, Totleigh Towers, as Bertram
30. Back in the drawing-room Bertie ponders how to approach Pop Bassett about the statuette when Spode comes in.Chapters 17–22, the Totleigh drawing-room, as Wooster
31. Blocked from the window by Bartholomew, Bertie hides under the sofa and hears Spode declare his love to Madeline and denounce Bertie as a thief after the statuette, then go to fetch Sir Watkyn.Chapters 22–23, Totleigh Towers, as Wooster
32. Spode, Sir Watkyn and Plank denounce Bertie as a thief, Madeline drops him and accepts Spode, and when Bertie sneezes behind the sofa Sir Watkyn sends for Constable Oates and promises him twenty-eight days.Chapter 23, Totleigh Towers, as Wooster
33. Constable Oates, still sore about the cold he caught guarding Bertie's window, marches him to the village lock-up and puts him in its only cell.Chapter 24, the police station
34. Stiffy visits Bertie's cell and offers to confess to taking the statuette, Bertie refuses to let her, and Oates returns glumly to say Sir Watkyn has dropped the charge.Chapter 24, the police station, as Bertie
35. Freed, Bertie refuses Stiffy's plan to get even with Oates, then learns from Jeeves that he won the release by agreeing to work for Sir Watkyn for a while, and gives up his Alpine hat to Jeeves, who will pass it on to the courting Butterfield.Chapter 24, Totleigh-in-the-Wold, as Bertie

Much Obliged, Jeeves 37 scenes

1. Back in London after Totleigh Towers, Bertie breakfasts in a state of euphoria and Jeeves warns, with Shakespeare, that clouds may follow.Chapter 1, Bertie's flat
2. Bertie explains to new readers how Gussie's elopement with the cook nearly left him marrying Madeline Bassett until Spode, now Lord Sidcup, claimed her.Chapter 1, as Bertram Wooster
3. Jeeves reveals that the typewriter Bertie heard was him writing up the Totleigh affair for the club book.Chapter 1, Bertie's flat
4. Bertie explains the Junior Ganymede and its club book, and his fear that his eleven pages might reach Aunt Agatha.Chapter 1
5. Bertie begs Jeeves to tone down his Totleigh report, Jeeves refuses because of the committee's rules, they quarrel over the danger of blackmail and the drunken Bingley, until Aunt Dahlia telephones.Chapters 1–2, Bertie's flat, as the young master
6. Lunching with Bertie at Barribault's, Ginger Winship reveals that he is engaged to Florence Craye, who has pushed him into the Market Snodsbury election and will drop him if he loses, and begs Bertie to canvass for him.Chapter 3, Barribault's, as Bertie
7. Walking home from lunch with Ginger and brooding on his engagement to Florence, Bertie drops his cigarette case, trips in front of a taxi and is pulled clear by Jeeves, to whom he breaks the news about Florence.Chapter 4, Curzon Street, as Bertram
8. Over a whisky at the Junior Ganymede Jeeves warns that Ginger's Past could cost him the election, and they are accosted by Bingley, Bertie's former valet, who calls Jeeves 'Reggie' and now lives in Market Snodsbury as a man of property.Chapter 4, the Junior Ganymede smoking-room, as Bertie
9. Ginger arrives with his new secretary Magnolia Glendennon, whom Bertie likes, and Bertie drives them all down to Brinkley singing while Jeeves stays silent.Chapter 5, as Mr Wooster
10. At Brinkley the party separates and Bertie, finding the drawing-room empty and avoiding Uncle Tom's silver talk and Anatole's liver, decides to stroll in the grounds.Chapter 5, the Brinkley drawing-room
11. Bertie picks up a camera left on a bench to save it from the coming storm, and its stout, pink-faced owner bursts out of the bushes taking him for a thief.Chapter 5, the wooded bit, as Wooster
12. Outside the French window Bertie overhears Spode, now Lord Sidcup, tell the camera chap that Wooster is a thief, and the camera chap vows the stiffest sentence if Bertie touches the silver he has brought to sell Uncle Tom.Chapter 5, the Brinkley drawing-room, as Wooster
13. Jeeves, buttling in place of the indisposed Seppings, brings Bertie a reviving whisky and soda and consoles him with Shakespeare on good names, before Aunt Dahlia bounds in.Chapters 5–7, the Brinkley drawing-room, as young Bertie
14. Bertie tries to tell Jeeves about Spode prowling like the troops of Midian, but the gong sounds and Jeeves insists on redoing his tie.Chapter 7, Bertie's room at Brinkley
15. Bertie goes down to dinner gloomily, knowing that Spode, Madeline, Florence and Runkle will all be there to spoil Anatole's cooking.Chapter 7, Brinkley Court
16. Bertie and Jeeves set out to canvass River Row for Ginger, debating whether a canvasser needs preliminaries, and split up at Numbers One and Two.Chapter 8, River Row, as Bertram Wooster
17. Greeted by Aunt Dahlia's old maid, Bertie urges the grim Mrs McCorkadale to vote for Ginger, only to learn she is the rival candidate.Chapter 8, Number One River Row, as Bertram Wooster
18. On the doorstep Bertie meets his old valet Bingley, who tells him Ginger hasn't a chance, advises a big bet on McCorkadale, and goes in to call on her.Chapter 8, Number One River Row, as Wooster
19. Uneasy at Bingley's confident tip, Bertie walks home and finds Aunt Dahlia doing the Observer crossword.Chapters 8–10, Brinkley Court, as favourite nephew
20. Bertie warns Aunt Dahlia that Bingley may sell the club book to the Argus-Reminder, and she sends him off to reason with Bingley while agreeing to break the news to Jeeves.Chapter 10, Brinkley Court, as Bertie
21. Bertie calls on Bingley at 5 Ormond Crescent to ask for the club book, but Bingley patronizes him, boasts of how he stole it to protect his bets on McCorkadale, and Bertie leaves having achieved nothing.Chapter 11, the library, as Wooster
22. Aunt Dahlia hurls a Rex Stout at Bertie for failing, is herself turned away by Bastable, and then Jeeves arrives to reveal he slipped Bingley a Mickey Finn and took back the club book, whereupon she sets off to tackle L. P. Runkle.Chapters 11–12, the Brinkley drawing-room, as Bertram
23. Florence comes in in a temper, tells Bertie he looks like the underside of a dead fish, rages at Ginger's feeble speech at the Chamber of Commerce lunch, and sends Bertie to fetch Ginger to the study.Chapter 12, the room with the French window, as Bertie
24. Crossing the lawn, Bertie finds Aunt Dahlia waiting for Runkle to wake in the hammock, and lectures her on why Ginger puts up with Florence until she tells him to go and drown himself.Chapter 12, the lawn, as Bertie
25. Brooding on his aunt's poor chances and on Ginger's coming ticking-off, Bertie walks into the summerhouse and finds Ginger locked in an embrace with Magnolia Glendennon.Chapters 12–13, the summer-house, as Bertie
26. Bertie finds Jeeves reading Spinoza by the back door, tells him Ginger must somehow lose the election despite Spode's oratory, and warns him to keep out of Ginger's way.Chapter 14, the back door
27. Aunt Dahlia tells Bertie that Madeline is in tears because Spode wants to give up his title to stand for Parliament, then slips off to tackle Runkle.Chapter 14, the Brinkley drawing-room
28. Spode tells Bertie that Madeline has broken their engagement and means to marry Bertie, and threatens to tear him limb from limb if he lets her down.Chapter 14, the Brinkley drawing-room, as Wooster
29. Aunt Dahlia returns furious because Runkle will not part with a penny for Tuppy and Angela's wedding, and reveals she has pinched his porringer.Chapters 14–15, the Brinkley drawing-room, as Mr Wooster
30. Sneaking into the Blue Room to return the porringer, Bertie treads on Gus the cat, wakes Runkle, and covers himself by saying Aunt Dahlia wants Runkle to take photographs.Chapter 15, the Blue Room, as Bertram Wooster
31. Runkle storms down, accuses Bertie of stealing the porringer and sends Seppings for the police, and Jeeves invents a jury summons so Bertie can slip up to London to think.Chapter 15, Brinkley Court, as Bertie
32. Bertie drives back from London with none of his problems solved and is hauled out of the car by egg-spattered Ginger, who says the debate was a riot, Florence has dropped him, and he is off to London to marry Magnolia.Chapter 16, the drive, as Wooster
33. Seppings describes the vegetable-throwing at the debate, and Jeeves reports that Ginger, on his advice, praised Mrs McCorkadale and urged everyone to vote for her, so ending his engagement to Florence; Jeeves adds that Bingley called round to tea in a friendly way.Chapter 16, the Brinkley drawing-room
34. Aunt Dahlia tells Bertie that Spode, put off politics by the potato, has kept his title and gone off to London with Madeline, freeing Bertie from marrying her.Chapter 16, the Brinkley drawing-room, as Bertie
35. Runkle gloats that Bertie is bound for prison, egg-covered Florence announces she will marry Bertie after all, then drops him when Runkle says he stole the porringer, and Runkle goes off to meet Bingley.Chapter 16, the Brinkley drawing-room, as Mr Wooster
36. Bingley has found the porringer in Bertie's room and Runkle offers to drop charges in exchange for Anatole, until Jeeves reveals from the club book that Runkle bribed a juror and jumped bail in America, and Aunt Dahlia turns the tables over Tuppy's money.Chapter 16, the Brinkley drawing-room, as Bertie
37. Over breakfast in bed Bertie reviews the happy endings all round, frets about the Junior Ganymede club book, and learns Jeeves has already destroyed his eighteen pages: 'Much obliged, Jeeves.'Chapter 17

Aunts Aren't Gentlemen 43 scenes

1. Bertie finds pink spots on his chest, gets the name of the specialist E. Jimpson Murgatroyd from Tipton Plimsoll, and over Jeeves's warning about a protest march decides to drive to the appointment in his own car.Chapter 1
2. Driving to see Murgatroyd, Bertie gets stuck behind the protest march and sits watching it.Chapters 1–2, as Bertram
3. At the doctor's Bertie meets Major Plank, who fails to place him and alarms him about his spots, and then Murgatroyd pronounces the spots harmless but orders him to the country for a quiet life, which Bertie plans to spend with Aunt Dahlia.Chapter 3, Murgatroyd's consulting room, as Wooster
4. Bertie phones Aunt Dahlia to cadge an invitation, but she is off to the Briscoes at Maiden Eggesford and promises to find him a cottage there, near the Bridmouth races.Chapter 3, as young Bertie
5. Bertie tells Jeeves the New York trip is off in favour of Maiden Eggesford, where Jeeves has an aunt, and recalls with him the old Plank episode.Chapter 3, Bertie's flat, as Alpine Joe
6. Aunt Dahlia rings to say she has got the cottage, beginning what Bertie calls the Maiden Eggesford Horror.Chapter 3
7. Bertie drives down to Maiden Eggesford, cured of his spots, and is shaken to glimpse what looks like the ghost of Major Plank leaving the Goose and Grasshopper.Chapter 4, Maiden Eggesford
8. At the cottage Jeeves tells Bertie that Plank really is in the village as Mr Cook's guest at Eggesford Court, and the shaken Bertie swaps his ginger ale for a dry Martini.Chapter 4, Wee Nooke
9. Aunt Dahlia telephones to say the Briscoes want Bertie to lunch and forbids the Drones Club tie, and Jeeves gives directions to Eggesford Hall and reports that his own aunt has gone to Liverpool.Chapter 4, Wee Nooke
10. Taking the wrong turning, Bertie strays into Eggesford Court, befriends a cat and is accused by its owner Cook of stealing it for Briscoe, until Plank turns up, explains Cook's troubles with Vanessa and advises Bertie to clear out before Cook calls the police.Chapter 4, Eggesford Court, as Bertram Wooster
11. Back at the cottage Jeeves explains that Cook and Colonel Briscoe are bitter rivals and that Cook's racehorse Potato Chip pines without the stray cat Bertie was caught holding.Chapter 5, Wee Nooke, as Wooster
12. Preoccupied with fear of Cook, Bertie eats and drinks heartily at the Briscoes' lunch but hardly says a word.Chapter 5, Eggesford Hall, as Wooster
13. Aunt Dahlia ticks Bertie off for his dullness at lunch, then hears the cat story and says an ominous 'H'm' at the news that losing the cat would ruin Potato Chip's training.Chapter 5, the grounds of Eggesford Hall
14. Driving home drowsy from lunch, Bertie naps in a wood and is woken by Orlo Porter, who accuses him of following Vanessa Cook to Maiden Eggesford and threatens to tear his insides out with his bare hands if he goes near her again.Chapters 6–7, the woods, as Wooster
15. Bertie tells Jeeves of Orlo's threat and they agree he must avoid Vanessa Cook, but Jeeves then takes a call saying she is coming round at once.Chapter 7, Wee Nooke
16. Vanessa accuses Bertie of following her, plans to use him as a postbox for Orlo's letters, and on learning Orlo is in the village sends Bertie to the Goose and Grasshopper to fix a meeting at his cottage.Chapter 7, Wee Nooke, as Bertie
17. Bertie delivers Vanessa's message to a jealous, suspicious Orlo in the inn's private bar, and Orlo cheers up only on hearing Bertie will go for a walk during the meeting.Chapter 8, the Goose and Grasshopper, as Wooster
18. Bertie reports back to Vanessa that Orlo will come at three tomorrow, tactfully describing how he looked.Chapter 8, Wee Nooke
19. Jeeves returns and Bertie tells him his advice is no longer needed since the meeting has been fixed for the cottage.Chapter 8, Wee Nooke
20. Vanessa arrives early for her meeting with Orlo and brusquely sends Bertie out for his walk.Chapter 9, Wee Nooke
21. Walking round the village, Bertie looks into the shop's lending library, where Angelica Briscoe conspiratorially asks him 'Has he brought it yet?' before her father arrives to buy sweets.Chapter 9, the village shop
22. Jeeves reports that Vanessa and Orlo quarrelled when he refused to bully her father or steal the cat, and she broke with him; then Vanessa storms in and tells Bertie she will be his wife.Chapters 9–12, Wee Nooke, as Bertie
23. Bertie warns Jeeves that Cook will surely come searching, Jeeves still won't return the cat himself, and proposes hiring the poacher Graham instead.Chapter 12, Wee Nooke, as the young master
24. Bertie asks Graham to take the cat back; Graham refuses, citing Angelica and his bet on Potato Chip, until Bertie haggles him up to thirty-five pounds.Chapters 12–13, Wee Nooke, as Bertram Wooster
25. Aunt Dahlia telephones, blasts Bertie for sending the cat back, calms down when told about Major Plank, and hears of his engagement to Vanessa Cook.Chapter 13, Wee Nooke, as the young Wooster
26. Bertie, glum over his aunt's ruined plan, tells Jeeves about the telephone call over cocktails and confesses he is engaged.Chapters 13–14, Wee Nooke, as Woosters
27. Graham reports that the cat he returned to Eggesford Court followed him back, and Bertie, seeing he could betray Aunt Dahlia to Cook, pays him another ten pounds to take it again; then Vanessa Cook walks in.Chapters 14–15, Maiden Eggesford, as B. Wooster
28. Pop Cook, told by the recovered Major Plank that Bertie is the crook Alpine Joe, finds Vanessa's inscribed book and goes for Bertie with his hunting crop, until he trips over the grandfather clock and Bertie crowns him with a painting and wraps him in the tablecloth before leaving for the Goose and Grasshopper.Chapter 15, the sitting-room, as Mr Wooster
29. Bertie tells Orlo Porter he will give Vanessa up to him and advises him to tackle Cook for his money after dinner, and the two part bosom pals.Chapter 16, the Goose and Grasshopper, as Wooster
30. Aunt Dahlia telephones in a panic: having tipped the vicar off about the cat, she has had Jimmy Briscoe threaten to scratch Simla unless it is returned, and Bertie assures her Billy Graham is taking it back.Chapter 16, Wee Nooke, as Wooster
31. Billy Graham turns up, says he found Cook wrapped in a tablecloth with a picture round his neck, and refuses to go near Eggesford Court with the cat.Chapter 16, Wee Nooke
32. Aunt Dahlia rings again and, threatening to bar him from Anatole's cooking, bullies Bertie into returning the cat to Eggesford Court himself.Chapter 16, Wee Nooke, as Bertie
33. Bertie recalls Jeeves telling him, before he defied Aunt Agatha over Thos, that cold feet before an ordeal are quite normal.Chapter 17
34. Creeping up to Cook's stables with the cat, Bertie falls in foul mud and loses the cat, and the barking of a friendly dog gets him caught by two stable men who take him for a horse-nobbler.Chapter 17, the stables, as Bertram Wooster
35. Cook's butler refuses to disturb his master for a tramp who smells of drains and tells the men to shut Bertie in a stable.Chapter 17, Eggesford Court
36. Locked in a dark, rat-haunted stable, Bertie finds his captors forgot to turn the key and walks out.Chapter 17, the stables, as Bertram
37. Bertie stumbles into Cook's swimming-pool and enjoys the rinse, then rescues Orlo Porter, who has fallen in fleeing the dog after Cook refused to give him his money.Chapter 17, the swimming-pool, as Wooster
38. Bertie drives home rejoicing at being rid of the cat, only to find it waiting for him at the door of Wee Nooke.Chapter 17, Wee Nooke
39. Bertie sleeps fitfully, seeing that with Billy Graham, Jeeves and Aunt Dahlia all out of it, he alone must return the cat to Eggesford Court or lose Anatole's cooking.Chapter 18, Wee Nooke, as Bertram
40. Breakfasting at the Goose and Grasshopper, Bertie learns from Orlo that he and Vanessa were reconciled in the pool last night and are eloping this morning in Cook's Bentley.Chapter 18, the dining-room, as Bertie
41. Orlo leaves Bertie a letter for Cook announcing the elopement; Bertie decides to post it, but Cook bursts in with Major Plank.Chapters 18–19, Wee Nooke, as Bertie
42. Jeeves unties Bertie, freezes off Plank by denying he is Inspector Witherspoon, and reveals the cat is his aunt's, so Bertie sets off to put terms to Cook.Chapter 19, Wee Nooke, as Alpine Joe
43. In New York, Bertie learns from Uncle Tom's letter and a clipping that Simla was awarded the race after Cook's cat ran on to the course, and tells Jeeves that aunts are not gentlemen.Chapter 20, New York, as Bertie

Talked about, but not there

My Man Jeeves 1 scene

1. Bertie recalls how London rivals tried to poach the indispensable Jeeves, and introduces the case of Bicky and his uncle.Chapter 3

Carry On, Jeeves 8 scenes

1. Bertie explains his American exile and Corky’s dependence on an uncle who despises his artistic ambitions.Chapter 2, as Bertram
2. Bertie reflects on Jeeves’s indispensability and other men’s attempts to poach him.Chapter 4
3. The scheme attracts only an offer of ham and an anarchist who wants to kick the duke.Chapter 4
4. Bertie explains Rocky’s leisurely career as a poet and his expectations from a wealthy aunt.Chapter 5
5. Jeeves enjoys the cabarets while Rocky’s vivid invented letters delight his aunt.Chapter 5, as Bertie
6. Bertie resumes visiting cabarets and sees Rocky and Isabel looking increasingly unhappy.Chapter 5
7. Jeeves implies that Wooster is a distinguished speaker and persuades Miss Tomlinson to insist on an address.Chapter 10, the school drawing-room, as Mr Wooster
8. After tea in the kitchen, Jeeves receives Wooster’s cigarette-case from Peggy and hears her hopes for his lecture.Chapter 10, as Mr Wooster

Very Good, Jeeves 2 scenes

1. Bertie describes his fat, liverish clubman Uncle George, the last man you'd expect to fall in love.Chapter 10, as Bertram Wooster
2. Bertie explains why he chose Sir Reginald Witherspoon's Bleaching Court for Christmas: Tuppy Glossop will be there, and he has vowed revenge for the swimming-bath trick at the Drones.Chapter 11, as Bertram Wooster

Right Ho, Jeeves 1 scene

1. Bertie recalls how a shark knocked Angela off her aquaplane board at Cannes and snapped at her ankles.Chapter 7, Cannes

Joy in the Morning 1 scene

1. Bertie explains why he has always avoided Steeple Bumpleigh, home of Aunt Agatha, Lord Worplesdon, Florence and Edwin, turning down Boko's invitations and Jeeves's hints about the fishing.Chapter 1, Steeple Bumpleigh, as Bertram

The Mating Season 1 scene

1. Bertie recalls how, pleading Gussie's cause at Brinkley Court, he left Madeline thinking he loved her, and she promised to marry him if Gussie ever fell short.Chapter 4

Ring for Jeeves 6 scenes

1. Monica goes into the old living room, full of childhood memories, and Jill comes in from the garden and they embrace.Chapters 2–5, the living room
2. Over the port Biggar tells how Honest Patch Perkins welshed on his three-thousand-pound double, reveals the bookie's car number is Bill's, and is talked round by Jeeves's theory of a false number plate before going off to make a private telephone call.Chapter 8, the dining room
3. Biggar catches Bill and Jeeves from behind and proposes that Bill 'borrow' Mrs Spottsworth's pendant to pawn for a bet on Ballymore, and after telling how he once bought it from a beachcomber in Shanghai and gave it to her, wins Bill's agreement.Chapters 12–13, the living room, as Mr Wooster
4. With the abbey asleep, Jeeves comes to the sleepless Bill with a plan: he borrows Mrs Spottsworth's smelling salts on the pretext that Bill has fainted at the sight of Lady Agatha's ghost, so that she will hurry to the ruined chapel and leave her room free.Chapter 15, the Henry VIII Room
5. Jeeves tips Ballymore, tells Rory and Monica that Jill has broken off with Bill, Rory's tactless consolation enrages Monica, and Jeeves advises the despairing Bill to repay Mrs Spottsworth for the pendant by selling her Rowcester Abbey.Chapter 18, Jeeves's pantry, as Mr Wooster
6. Mrs Spottsworth announces her engagement and, on Jeeves's suggestion, buys the abbey to ship to California, saving Bill, while Jeeves gives notice to return to the expelled Bertie and Rory rings Harrige's about the TV.Chapter 22, the living room, as Mr Wooster