Jeeves in the Offing, chapters 7–8, the Blue Room, same afternoon
Bertie enters Wilbert's room, finds a housemaid there with Augustus the cat hunting a mouse, and gets rid of her by claiming Augustus has traumatic symplegia.
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Aside, at school Bertie remembers sneaking into Aubrey Upjohn's study at Malvern House for biscuits, finding Upjohn eating them, and getting six of the best next morning.
Aside, on an earlier visit Bertie once asked Aunt Dahlia to put him in the Blue Room and she merely said 'You?'
Aside, since early boyhood Bertie's wide reading of mystery stories has taught him that loot is always hidden on top of the cupboard.
Present: Bertie Wooster, Bobbie Wickham, Mrs Cream, the new housemaid, Augustus
Mentioned: Aubrey Upjohn, Aunt Dahlia, Jeeves, Kipper Herring, Lady Wickham, Sir Roderick Glossop, Uncle Tom, Uncle Tom's father, Wilbert Cream, the armoire✦︎, Brinkley Court, the cow-creamer✦︎, Malvern House, the mixed biscuits✦︎, the mouse♞︎