Aubrey Upjohn

Also called Upjohn, Mr. Upjohn, Daddy, the Rev. Aubrey, the Rev. Aubrey Upjohn, Rev. Aubrey Upjohn, Aubrey Upjohn, M.A., Buster

Headmaster of Bertie's private school, Malvern House.

In each book 7 books

• In Other Stories
  Headmaster of Bertie's private school, Malvern House.
• In The Code of the Woosters
  Headmaster of Bertie's first private school, a remembered terror.
• In Joy in the Morning
  Headmaster of Bertie's private school, who caught him pinching biscuits.
• In The Mating Season
  Bertie and Catsmeat's old headmaster at Malvern House, with a face like a cassowary, who blue-pencilled Bertie's essays.
• In Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit
  Bertie's old headmaster at Bramley-on-Sea.
• In Jeeves in the Offing
  Bertie and Kipper's old headmaster at Malvern House, now retired, Phyllis's stepfather and a hopeful Conservative candidate; staying at Brinkley to present the Market Snodsbury prizes, he sues the Thursday Review for libel until Bobbie gets hold of his speech.
• In Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves
  The Rev. Aubrey Upjohn, headmaster of Bertie's private school, who took the boys on Sunday walks.

Connections

dealings

• was headmaster of, is dreaded by Bertie Wooster 40
• was headmaster of, is sucked up to by Kipper Herring 19
• is stepfather of, pushes towards marriage Phyllis Mills 14
• is worried about by, is loathed by Aunt Dahlia 10
• was headmaster of Malvern House 7
• does not know the author of Kipper's review^✦︎ 6
• is held to ransom by, is lured away by Bobbie Wickham 5
• sues for libel, reads the Thursday Review^✦︎ 5

Everyone and everything else (17)

• employs Upjohn's lawyer 4
• has grown Upjohn's moustache^✦︎ 4
• withdraws, brings the libel suit^✦︎ 3
• was headmaster of Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright 2
• marries Jane Mills 2
• presents the prizes at Market Snodsbury Grammar School 2
• wrote Upjohn's book^✦︎ 2
• cannot speak without Upjohn's speech^✦︎ 2
• goes to Brinkley Court 1
• goes to the Bull and Bush 1
• takes to see Chekhov's Seagull^✦︎ 1
• goes to London 1
• seeks selection by the Market Snodsbury Conservative Association^⁂ 1
• speaks highly of Sir Philip Sidney 1
• is to be pushed into the lake by Sir Roderick Glossop 1
• wields the whangee^✦︎ 1
• approves the match of Wilbert Cream 1

Scenes they are in

1. Musing on Bobbie's choice of Kipper, Bertie walks slap into Aubrey Upjohn and finds his dreaded old headmaster shrunk to a moustached shrimp.Chapter 3, Brinkley Court
2. At tea on the lawn the butler brings out the fruit, and he is Sir Roderick Glossop.Chapters 3–4, the lawn, as Aubrey Upjohn, M.A.
3. While Kipper waits behind his tree, Wilbert Cream tells Bertie the cow-creamer has vanished from his bureau, and Bertie realises Glossop has pinched it and talks Wilbert out of telling Mrs. Travers.Chapter 15, the lake, as Upjohn
4. Phyllis calls Upjohn away to the telephone just as Bobbie gives the cue, then Augustus spits at Poppet, who knocks Bertie into the lake, and Kipper dives in and rescues Bertie instead.Chapter 15, the lake, as Upjohn
5. Bertie goes into Uncle Tom's study to insult Upjohn but gets no further than small talk about moustaches and Kipper before Phyllis bursts in and Upjohn dismisses him.Chapter 16, the study, as Upjohn
6. A distraught Aunt Dahlia tells Bertie that Phyllis has got engaged to Wilbert Cream.Chapters 16–18, Brinkley Court, as Upjohn
7. Aunt Dahlia rings for the butler, gets Jeeves instead, has him pack Upjohn's things and orders Bertie to drive Upjohn to Market Snodsbury.Chapter 18, the study, as Upjohn
8. Bertie drives a grim, silent Upjohn to the Bull and Bush in Market Snodsbury and heads home, despairing of Kipper's chances.Chapter 19, as Upjohn

Talked about, but not there

Other Stories 1 scene

1. With Trixie on his lap Bertie expects Honoria but gets Eggleston, who, told Trixie is Bertie's fiancée, announces that he and Honoria are engaged again.Chapter 3, Bertie's flat, as Aubrey Upjohn, M.A.

The Code of the Woosters 3 scenes

1. Gussie tells Bertie that Aunt Dahlia arrives tonight, explains how Jeeves's advice to despise his audience cured his shyness, and reveals he has written his scorn of Spode and Sir Watkyn in a notebook he has now lost.Chapters 3–4, the Totleigh drawing-room, as headmaster
2. Bertie asks Sir Watkyn for Stiffy's hand, and when Stiffy says she would rather marry the curate, the horrified Sir Watkyn gladly consents to her marrying Harold Pinker instead.Chapter 9, the library, as Rev. Aubrey Upjohn
3. Jeeves tells how a thief took the cow-creamer while Stinker, waiting in the dark for Bertie, punched Oates on the nose, and Oates now plans to search Bertie's room, just as Aunt Dahlia rushes in and thrusts the cow-creamer into Bertie's hands.Chapters 11–12, Bertie's room at Totleigh, as the Rev. Aubrey Upjohn

Joy in the Morning 1 scene

1. Bertie wakes to find the script of insults Boko has written for him to deliver to Uncle Percy, and is appalled by it.Chapter 20, Bertie's room at Boko's, as the Rev. Aubrey Upjohn

The Mating Season 5 scenes

1. After seeing Thos off to school, Bertie comes home to find Corky and her dog Sam Goldwyn, hears of her break with Esmond Haddock and her feud with Constable Dobbs, and then a hung-over Catsmeat reveals that Gussie waded in the Trafalgar Square fountain and got fourteen days.Chapters 3–4, Bertie's flat, as Rev. Aubrey Upjohn
2. Dame Daphne catches Bertie on a chair and Esmond on the table singing, sends Esmond cringing to the drawing room, tells Bertie his dog Sam Goldwyn has chased Charlotte and bitten Silversmith, and packs him off to bed.Chapter 6, the dining room at Deverill Hall
3. Gussie, furious at being taken for Bertie and loathing Catsmeat, rubbishes the Pat and Mike cross-talk act and refuses to hit a policeman with an umbrella, until Corky arrives and Bertie leaves her to win him round.Chapter 9, the post office
4. Over his first days at Deverill Hall Bertie becomes certain that Gussie has fallen for Corky, and the aunts grow bitter at the absent guest they take for Wooster.Chapter 10, Deverill Hall, as Rev. Aubrey Upjohn
5. Bertie finds Catsmeat's note saying he has gone to London with a superb plan for Madeline, then Gussie borrows the pink-lozenged tie for Corky and reveals he has written to Madeline breaking off the engagement.Chapter 14, Bertie's room at Deverill Hall, as Rev. Aubrey Upjohn

Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit 1 scene

1. Bertie arrives at Brinkley and hands Aunt Dahlia her necklace; she explains she bought the Morehead serial to salt the mine for Trotter, won't say how she got the money from Uncle Tom, blames Ma Trotter for Trotter's stalling, throws her Agatha Christie at Bertie for singing, and introduces him to a reproachful Percy before sending him out to cheer Percy up.Chapter 9, Aunt Dahlia's den

Jeeves in the Offing 18 scenes

1. Over breakfast with Kipper Herring, Bertie takes a phone call from Aunt Dahlia inviting him to Brinkley, and learns to his horror that Bobbie Wickham and Aubrey Upjohn are among the guests.Chapters 1–2, Bertie's flat, as Aubrey Upjohn M.A.
2. Jeeves, leaving on holiday, tells Bertie that Wilbert Cream is the notorious New York playboy Broadway Willie, and Bertie nearly cries off Brinkley until he remembers Anatole's cooking.Chapter 2, Bertie's flat
3. Arriving at Brinkley to find Bobbie, Bertie stumbles on Wilbert Cream reading poetry to Phyllis Mills, is befriended by Poppet the dachshund, and is sent off to the lake.Chapter 3, the leafy glade
4. Bertie breaks up Wilbert Cream's tender moment with Phyllis by announcing tea, and Wilbert stalks off with the dachshund Poppet, plainly loathing him.Chapter 5, the leafy glade
5. Over tea Mrs Cream declares the butler Swordfish (really Sir Roderick Glossop) a crook after Uncle Tom's silver, Bobbie refuses to let Bertie flee Brinkley, and Bertie resolves to wire Aunt Dahlia at Eastbourne.Chapter 5, the lawn, as Daddy
6. Bertie frets over Ma Cream's suspicions and Wilbert's ardour for Phyllis, and when Wilbert goes off walking Poppet he dozes off on the lawn over one of Ma Cream's novels.Chapter 6, Brinkley Court, as Daddy
7. Bertie and Glossop reach the collection room and find the cow-creamer gone.Chapters 6–7, the collection room, as Upjohn
8. Bertie enters Wilbert's room, finds a housemaid there with Augustus the cat hunting a mouse, and gets rid of her by claiming Augustus has traumatic symplegia.Chapters 7–8, the Blue Room, as Upjohn
9. Bertie dozes off over Mrs. Cream's novel, wakes and telephones his overdue wire inviting Kipper Herring, and then sees Kipper arriving in his car.Chapters 8–10, the lawn
10. At the Fox and Goose Bobbie tells a relieved Bertie she never meant what she said to Kipper and is off to throw herself into his arms, so there will be no wedding bells for Bertie.Chapter 11, the Fox and Goose
11. Back at Brinkley, Bertie learns from Aunt Dahlia that Uncle Tom sold Wilbert the cow-creamer, then Bobbie icily cuts Kipper, who confesses he got engaged to Phyllis as a ruse against Wilbert and was caught kissing her.Chapters 12–14, Aunt Dahlia's den
12. Over port in his pantry, Glossop hears of Kipper's plight and suggests pushing Upjohn into the lake so Kipper can rescue him.Chapter 14, the butler's pantry, as Upjohn
13. Bertie gives Kipper and Bobbie the lake plan, which they embrace, and Kipper finds it peculiar that a butler thought of it.Chapter 14, the lawn, as Upjohn
14. Bertie outlines Operation Upjohn to Jeeves, who calls it ill-advised and quotes Burns on best laid plans, and Bertie puts his coolness down to jealousy of Glossop.Chapter 15, Brinkley Court, as Upjohn
15. Squelching back from the lake, Bertie and Bobbie meet Aunt Dahlia, who wants to know why everyone but Upjohn is soaked.Chapter 16, the herbaceous border, as Upjohn
16. Bobbie and Kipper tell Bertie of Aunt Dahlia's new plan: Bertie is to abuse Upjohn to his face so that Kipper can burst in, defend him and get the libel suit dropped, and Bertie, bound by the code of the Woosters, agrees.Chapter 16, Bertie's room at Brinkley, as Upjohn
17. Outside the french window Bobbie accuses Bertie of losing his nerve, and with Phyllis closeted with Upjohn the attempt is called off for now.Chapter 16, Brinkley Court, as Upjohn
18. Jeeves has pinched Upjohn's speech while packing, and after Bertie fumbles the telephone call Bobbie seizes the receiver and forces Upjohn to drop his libel suit against Kipper in writing.Chapters 19–20, Aunt Dahlia's den, as Upjohn

Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves 1 scene

1. Constable Oates, still sore about the cold he caught guarding Bertie's window, marches him to the village lock-up and puts him in its only cell.Chapter 24, the police station, as the Rev. Aubrey Upjohn