The Mating Season, chapters 3–4, Bertie's flat, next day, afternoon
After seeing Thos off to school, Bertie comes home to find Corky and her dog Sam Goldwyn, hears of her break with Esmond Haddock and her feud with Constable Dobbs, and then a hung-over Catsmeat reveals that Gussie waded in the Trafalgar Square fountain and got fourteen days.
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Aside, before Thos once put a drawing-pin on Catsmeat's chair.
Aside, at private school Bertie once won a prize for Scripture Knowledge.
Aside, in childhood Bertie and Corky attended the same dancing class, he in a Little Lord Fauntleroy suit.
Aside, weeks before Corky broke off her secret engagement to Esmond when he was too scared of his aunts to announce it.
Aside, in Catsmeat's touring days Catsmeat recalls arriving at Southport on a rainy Sunday morning.
Aside, at school, aged twelve The Rev. Aubrey Upjohn praised Sir Philip Sidney's selfless sacrifice to the boys of Malvern House and told Wooster to close his mouth.
Present: Bertie Wooster, Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright, Corky Pirbright, Jeeves, Thos, Sam Goldwyn
Also there: Jeeves's pick-me-up
Mentioned: Alfred Duff Cooper, Aubrey Upjohn, Aunt Agatha, Boris Karloff, Constable Dobbs, Dame Daphne Winkworth, Esmond Haddock, Esmond's father, Flora Deverill, Gertrude Lawrence, Gertrude Winkworth, Gussie Fink-Nottle, Hedy Lamarr, Madeline Bassett, the policeman at the fountain, the Rev. Sidney Pirbright, Sir Philip Sidney, the waiter, Bosher Street Police Court, Deverill Hall, Esmond's aunts⁂, the magnums✦︎, Malvern House, the Pat and Mike script✦︎, the Pirbrights⁂, the Scripture-knowledge prize✦︎, the Trafalgar Square fountain, the umbrella✦︎, the village concert✦︎