the Pat and Mike script^✦︎

Also script

The script of the cross-talk act, which Bertie hands Gussie to read.

Connections

dealings

• Bertie Wooster performs, gives 2
• Gussie Fink-Nottle disparages 1

Scenes it is in

1. Gussie, furious at being taken for Bertie and loathing Catsmeat, rubbishes the Pat and Mike cross-talk act and refuses to hit a policeman with an umbrella, until Corky arrives and Bertie leaves her to win him round.Chapter 9, the post office, as script

Talked about, but not there

1. After seeing Thos off to school, Bertie comes home to find Corky and her dog Sam Goldwyn, hears of her break with Esmond Haddock and her feud with Constable Dobbs, and then a hung-over Catsmeat reveals that Gussie waded in the Trafalgar Square fountain and got fourteen days.Chapters 3–4, Bertie's flat