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Bertie Wooster and Cook

• Bertie Wooster takes for someone else Cook chapter 4
• Cook accuses Bertie Wooster chapters 4, 5, 15, 19
• Bertie Wooster fears Cook chapters 5, 9, 11, 12, 16
• Cook loathes Bertie Wooster chapters 7, 10, 15
• Cook suspects Bertie Wooster chapter 13
• Cook threatens Bertie Wooster chapters 15, 19
• Cook is angry with Bertie Wooster chapter 16
• Bertie Wooster loathes Cook chapter 20

They deal with each other in Aunts Aren't Gentlemen 4, 5, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16, 18, 19, 20.

Scenes they share

1. Taking the wrong turning, Bertie strays into Eggesford Court, befriends a cat and is accused by its owner Cook of stealing it for Briscoe, until Plank turns up, explains Cook's troubles with Vanessa and advises Bertie to clear out before Cook calls the police.Chapter 4, Eggesford Court
2. Pop Cook, told by the recovered Major Plank that Bertie is the crook Alpine Joe, finds Vanessa's inscribed book and goes for Bertie with his hunting crop, until he trips over the grandfather clock and Bertie crowns him with a painting and wraps him in the tablecloth before leaving for the Goose and Grasshopper.Chapter 15, the sitting-room
3. Orlo leaves Bertie a letter for Cook announcing the elopement; Bertie decides to post it, but Cook bursts in with Major Plank.Chapters 18–19, Wee Nooke

Every dealing, in order

• Chapter 4Bertie Wooster mistakes for Colonel Briscoe Cook
• Chapter 4Cook accuses of stealing his cat Bertie Wooster
• Chapter 4Cook accuses of being Briscoe's hireling Bertie Wooster
• Chapter 5Cook accused of cat-stealing Bertie Wooster
• Chapter 5Bertie Wooster vows to blackball if he is put up for the Drones Cook
• Chapter 5Bertie Wooster fears Cook
• Chapter 7Cook dislikes Bertie Wooster
• Chapter 9Bertie Wooster dreads Cook
• Chapter 9Cook nearly thrashed with his hunting crop Bertie Wooster (earlier)
• Chapter 10Cook loathes Bertie Wooster
• Chapter 11Bertie Wooster fears the hunting crop of Cook
• Chapter 12Cook caught apparently swiping the cat Bertie Wooster (earlier)
• Chapter 12Bertie Wooster fears a search of his cottage by Cook
• Chapter 13Cook suspects Bertie Wooster
• Chapter 15Cook loathes Bertie Wooster
• Chapter 15Cook denounces as the crook Alpine Joe Bertie Wooster
• Chapter 15Cook accuses of being hired by Colonel Briscoe to steal his cat Bertie Wooster
• Chapter 15Cook threatens to thrash within an inch of his life Bertie Wooster
• Chapter 15Bertie Wooster refuses out of chivalry to hit back at Cook
• Chapter 15Bertie Wooster overpowers and escapes from Cook
• Chapter 16Bertie Wooster advises to demand his money after dinner from Cook
• Chapter 16Cook is angry with Bertie Wooster
• Chapter 16Bertie Wooster brought a picture down over the head of Cook (earlier)
• Chapter 16Bertie Wooster is afraid of Cook
• Chapter 18Cook bursts in on Bertie Wooster
• Chapter 19Cook accuses of eloping with Vanessa Bertie Wooster
• Chapter 19Cook apologises to Bertie Wooster
• Chapter 19Bertie Wooster forgives Cook
• Chapter 19Cook means to have prosecuted Bertie Wooster
• Chapter 19Bertie Wooster plans to put terms over the cat to Cook
• Chapter 20Bertie Wooster feels no sympathy for Cook