Aunts Aren't Gentlemen, chapter 20, New York, a week after arriving in New York, morning
In New York, Bertie learns from Uncle Tom's letter and a clipping that Simla was awarded the race after Cook's cat ran on to the course, and tells Jeeves that aunts are not gentlemen.
The text is on its way.
Aside, when Bertie was at private school Uncle Tom used to write to Bertie enclosing a postal order for five or ten bob.
Aside, earlier in Maiden Eggesford The Bridmouth Argus critic raved over Aunt Dahlia singing 'Every Nice Girl Loves A Sailor' in a sailor suit at the village concert.
Aside, once, at the Drones Bertie was himself once hit by a champagne cork during some revelry at the Drones.
Present: Bertie Wooster, Jeeves
Mentioned: Admiral Sharpe, Aunt Dahlia, Colonel Briscoe, Cook, the dramatic critic, Emily Post, Major Welsh, Simla's jockey, Sir Everard Boot, Uncle Tom, aunts⁂, the Bridmouth Argus✦︎, the cat♞︎, the champagne cork✦︎, the clipping✦︎, the Drones Club, Eggesford Hall, the Jubilee Stakes✦︎, the judges⁂, Maiden Eggesford, Potato Chip♞︎, Simla♞︎, Uncle Tom's letter✦︎