the Drones Club

Also the Drones, Drones, Drones Club, the club, the same club, club champion, smoking-room, the dear old club

Bertie's club in London.

In each book 15 books

• In Other Stories
  Bertie's club in London.
• In The Inimitable Jeeves
  Bertie's club, closed for its annual wash and brush-up.
• In Carry On, Jeeves
  Bertie's club in London.
• In Very Good, Jeeves
  Bertie's London club, with its swimming-bath, scene of Tuppy's trick; it holds an annual golf tournament at Bingley-on-Sea.
• In Right Ho, Jeeves
  Bertie's London club, with its swimming bath.
• In Thank You, Jeeves
  Bertie's London club, where he lunches, whose members would vouch for his suavity and whose gossips would spread any story.
• In The Code of the Woosters
  Bertie's club in London.
• In Joy in the Morning
  Bertie's London club, where Boko meets Catsmeat.
• In The Mating Season
  Bertie and Catsmeat's club, whose annual smoker features Catsmeat's cross-talk act.
• In Ring for Jeeves
  Bill's and Bertie's London club, where they drank Martinis and talked of Jeeves.
• In Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit
  Bertie's club, which Florence disapproves of, home of the annual Darts sweep.
• In Jeeves in the Offing
  Bertie's London club, where Catsmeat performs at the smoking concert and Bertie takes Jeeves's call in the smoking-room.
• In Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves
  Bertie's club, where he broods while Jeeves is away and Stinker finds him.
• In Much Obliged, Jeeves
  Bertie's London club, with its swimming-bath, where Catsmeat told him a story and from which Ginger resigned at Florence's wish.
• In Aunts Aren't Gentlemen
  Bertie's London club, which Vanessa means him to leave after the wedding.

Connections

dealings

• has as a member, has as member Bertie Wooster 37
• has as a member, has as member Tuppy Glossop 5
• has as a member, has as member Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright 4
• has as a member, has as member Freddie Widgeon 4
• has as a member, has as member Oofy Prosser 3
• has as member Bill Rowcester 2
• is disapproved of by Florence Craye 2
• loses the membership of, is won by Horace Pendlebury-Davenport 2

Everyone and everything else (10)

• has as a member Barmy Fotheringay-Phipps 1
• contains the Drones swimming-bath 1
• has as a member Freddie Oaker 1
• loses the membership of Ginger Winship 1
• is spoken to by Gussie Fink-Nottle 1
• has as member Monty Bodkin 1
• has as a member Pongo Twistleton 1
• is the venue of Pongo's birthday party^✦︎ 1
• has as a member Stilton Cheesewright 1
• is disapproved of by Vanessa Cook 1

Inside it

• the Drones smoking-room
• the Drones swimming-bath

Scenes set here

Other Stories 2 scenes

1. Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright's stories of theatrical agents give Bertie the idea of hiring an actress through one.Chapter 3, the Drones Club, as the Drones
2. Waterbury phones to say all is set, and Catsmeat tells Bertie that Waterbury once chiselled Oofy Prosser out of two thousand pounds.Chapter 3, the Drones Club, as Drones Club

The Inimitable Jeeves 1 scene

1. Bingo reveals he was the bearded orator, explains he is courting the revolutionary Charlotte Rowbotham, and invites himself and her family to tea at Bertie's flat.Chapter 11, the Drones Club, as the club

Very Good, Jeeves 2 scenes

1. Telephoning from the Drones, Bertie hears the lunch was a triumph and the play sold, but Bobbie confesses she gave McIntosh to the Blumenfeld child.Chapter 5, the Drones Club, as the Drones
2. Aunt Agatha phones, delighted that Uncle George is dropping the girl, unaware he is to marry Mrs Wilberforce of East Dulwich.Chapter 10, the Drones Club

Right Ho, Jeeves 1 scene

1. At the Drones Pongo Twistleton keeps Bertie talking about his birthday party until nearly eleven.Chapter 1, the Drones Club, as the Drones

Thank You, Jeeves 1 scene

1. At the Drones Bertie decides the minstrels' banjoist makes up for having to meet Lady Chuffnell and the loathsome Seabury.Chapter 2, the Drones Club, as the Drones

Jeeves in the Offing 1 scene

1. After missing Jeeves at Herne Bay, Bertie tells him the whole Bobbie–Kipper disaster over the telephone at the Drones, and Jeeves agrees to break off his holiday and come to Brinkley.Chapter 11, the Drones Club, as the Drones

Talked about, but not there

Other Stories 6 scenes

1. Aunt Dahlia telephones to summon Bertie to Marsham Manor for the week-end to charm Cornelia Fothergill into selling her serial to Milady's Boudoir, hinting at a little job she wants done.Chapter 2, Bertie's flat, as the Drones
2. Aunt Dahlia shows Bertie the Venus that Edward Fothergill painted and Everard loathes, and orders him to steal and burn it that night, a deal she has struck with Cornelia for the serial.Chapter 2, the dining-room at Marsham, as the Drones
3. Back from Glossop's clinic, Bertie learns from Jeeves, via the Junior Ganymede club book, that Lady Chuffnell won't marry Sir Roderick while Honoria is unmarried, and that Aunt Dahlia is coming to dinner.Chapter 3, Bertie's flat, as the Drones
4. Jeeves backs Bertie's refusal, and Bertie sends him for roses to soothe Aunt Dahlia, secretly needing her help with a plan for Glossop.Chapter 3, Bertie's flat
5. In the Charing Cross Road the greasy agent Jas Waterbury takes fifteen quid to supply his niece Trixie, a Fairy Queen, as Bertie's pretend fiancée.Chapter 3, Jas Waterbury's office, as Drones Club
6. With Bertie behind the piano, Jeeves poses as a broker's man and Aunt Dahlia threatens to ship Bertie penniless to Canada, routing Waterbury; Jeeves then gets Glossop cast as Santa Claus and Bertie agrees to Florida.Chapter 3, Bertie's flat, as the Drones

The Inimitable Jeeves 1 scene

1. Lunching Bingo at the Senior Liberal Club while the Drones is being cleaned, Bertie watches him fall instantly in love with their waitress.Chapter 17, the Senior Liberal Club, as the Drones

Carry On, Jeeves 3 scenes

1. Jeeves cures Bertie’s hangover, gets hired, and disapproves of his fiancée and check suit.Chapter 1, Bertie's flat, as the club
2. After enjoying the rides, Biffy spots the Palace of Beauty and remembers Jeeves’s recommendation.Chapter 6, the Amusement Park, as the club
3. Bertie tells Jeeves that Elizabeth has broken off her engagement to Freddie and plans to take Freddie to Marvis Bay.Chapter 8, as the club

Very Good, Jeeves 16 scenes

1. At Skeldings Bertie explains he came to avenge himself on Tuppy and because he loves Bobbie Wickham, and Jeeves says red-haired, frivolous Miss Wickham is no wife for him.Chapter 3, the Clock Room, as Drones Club
2. Dressing for dinner, Bertie crows that Bobbie has suggested puncturing Tuppy's hot-water bottle with a needle on a stick, and has Jeeves find out that Tuppy sleeps in the Moat Room.Chapter 3, the Clock Room, as Drones
3. Bertie creeps into the Moat Room and punctures the hot-water bottle, only to find it is Sir Roderick's, who has swapped rooms with Tuppy; caught by his dressing-gown in the door, he is hauled back, called insane, and left in the soaked room while Sir Roderick takes his bed.Chapter 3, the Moat Room, as Drones
4. Tuppy Glossop calls while Bertie is singing in his bath, announces he is practically engaged to Cora Bellinger, and asks Bertie to deny the Drones practical-joke story to her over lunch.Chapter 4, Bertie's flat, as Drones
5. After lunch with the massive Cora, Tuppy reveals he means to win her by singing 'Sonny Boy' at Beefy Bingham's East End entertainment, then bolts on hearing Aunt Dahlia is coming.Chapter 4, Bertie's flat, as Drones
6. Aunt Dahlia complains that Tuppy has dropped Angela for Cora Bellinger and tells Bertie to have Jeeves break up the affair.Chapter 4, Bertie's flat, as Drones
7. Bertie sends roses to Hill Street, then practises putting while awaiting Mrs Slingsby, but Jeeves announces Mr Slingsby.Chapter 6, the sitting-room, as Drones
8. Slingsby accuses Bertie of pursuing his wife with roses, charges at him when Beatrice appears, trips on the golf-ball and crashes into the wall, and Bertie flees to Paris, telling Jeeves to sweeten the Slingsbys.Chapter 6, the sitting-room, as Drones
9. Jeeves explains he bought off Slingsby's lawsuit with the portrait, that Gwladys is engaged to Pim, and that he has booked Bertie on Aunt Dahlia's postponed cruise.Chapter 6, Bertie's flat, as Drones
10. At the Splendide Bertie insists on his loud new plus-fours against Jeeves's disapproval and announces he has accepted Bobbie Wickham's invitation to Antibes.Chapter 7, the Splendide, as Drones Club
11. Instead of attacking Sebastian, Thos carries him home piggy-back, to Anstruther's deep approval.Chapter 8, the terrace, as the Drones
12. Bertie describes his fat, liverish clubman Uncle George, the last man you'd expect to fall in love.Chapter 10, as Drones
13. Mrs Wilberforce turns out to be Maudie, Uncle George's old barmaid, and the two are reunited over the linings of their stomachs while Bertie flees to the Drones.Chapter 10, Bertie's flat, as Drones
14. Bertie explains why he chose Sir Reginald Witherspoon's Bleaching Court for Christmas: Tuppy Glossop will be there, and he has vowed revenge for the swimming-bath trick at the Drones.Chapter 11, as the Drones
15. Tuppy wires for his football boots and an Irish water-spaniel, and Aunt Dahlia arrives to say he is flirting with a dog-girl after quarrelling with Angela, ordering Bertie to scrap his pranks and set Jeeves on it.Chapter 11, Bertie's flat, as Drones Club
16. Tuppy says he is playing for Upper Bleaching to please Miss Dalgleish, and Jeeves reports the servants' view that the match is more a brawl than a game.Chapter 11, Bertie's room at Bleaching Court, as the Drones

Right Ho, Jeeves 12 scenes

1. Bertie recounts two months at Cannes with Aunt Dahlia and Angela, where Aunt Dahlia lost heavily at baccarat and Angela was nearly eaten by a shark, and their return to London.Chapter 1, as the Drones
2. Bertie and Aunt Dahlia trade ever more exasperated telegrams while he spends the afternoon at the Drones, until she orders him to stop the back-chat and come immediately.Chapter 3, Bertie's flat, as the Drones
3. Jeeves advises going to Brinkley, they spar again over Bertie's mess jacket, and Bertie wires his aunt to expect him in a fortnight because of Pongo's party.Chapter 3, Bertie's flat, as the Drones
4. A volley of telegrams with Aunt Dahlia and Gussie ends with Aunt Dahlia, calling Bertie a treacherous worm, booking 'Spink-Bottle' to give away the prizes.Chapter 6, Bertie's flat, as the Drones
5. Aunt Dahlia explains that Tuppy belittled Angela's shark, says she wants Jeeves on the case, and begs Bertie in vain not to try a plan of his own.Chapter 7, Brinkley Court, as the Drones
6. Bertie leaves his aunt with an inscrutable smile and in the garden runs into a gloomy Tuppy throwing stones at a flowerpot.Chapters 7–8, the garden at Brinkley, as the Drones
7. Bertie returns to the drawing-room, quails at the sight of the Bassett, but takes her out for a stroll after an exchange of ‘Lovely’s about Cannes.Chapters 9–10, Brinkley Court, as the Drones
8. In the garden Bertie runs Tuppy down to provoke Angela into defending him, but she heartily agrees, adds complaints of her own, and goes in, whereupon Tuppy emerges from the bushes.Chapters 14–15, the garden at Brinkley, as the Drones
9. Bertie finds a terrified Gussie rehearsing his prize-giving speech on the lawn, tells him Madeline loves him, and is told Gussie will never try proposing again.Chapter 16, the garden at Brinkley, as the Drones’s smoking-room
10. A tight Gussie heckles the headmaster, makes a rambling speech about a beautiful world, ridicules Uncle Tom and Bertie, and hands out prizes until he accuses G. G. Simmons of cheating and Bertie flees.Chapter 17, the Great Hall, as the Drones
11. Bertie drives back and dozes, then Jeeves tells him how the prize-giving ended in the national anthem and that Madeline has broken off her engagement to Gussie, just as Tuppy barges in.Chapters 17–19, Bertie's room at Brinkley, as the Drones
12. Standing nervously by the outhouse at 12.30, Bertie doubts Jeeves's scheme but rings the Brinkley Court fire bell.Chapter 22, the outhouse, as the Drones

Thank You, Jeeves 5 scenes

1. Bertie meets Chuffy in Piccadilly, learns he is lunching with Sir Roderick Glossop, rents a cottage at Chuffnell Regis from him, and tells him he has parted with Jeeves, whereupon Chuffy decides to call at the flat.Chapter 2, Piccadilly, as the Drones
2. Bertie surveys his peaceful cottage and the new yacht in the harbour, then finds Seabury tooting his car horn with an invitation to lunch from Chuffy.Chapter 3, the cottage garden, as the Drones
3. Expecting Sergeant Voules, Bertie instead finds J. Washburn Stoker, who searches the cottage for Pauline, finds nothing, and leaves apologising after Bertie insists she is not infatuated with him.Chapter 10, Seaview Cottage, as the Drones
4. Bertie stands rooted in despair until Jeeves coughs softly at his side.Chapters 14–16, Chuffnell Hall, as the Drones
5. Pauline tells Jeeves she will not marry Bertie after all and starts on Chuffy's kippers; the starving Bertie pops up, she shrieks, and Chuffy rushes in and takes her in his arms.Chapters 18–21, Chuffnell Hall, as the Drones

The Code of the Woosters 8 scenes

1. Hung over after Gussie's send-off dinner, Bertie takes Jeeves's bracer, refuses his round-the-world cruise folders, and hears that Aunt Dahlia has telephoned.Chapter 1, Bertie's flat, as the Drones
2. Too shaken for the bread-throwing at the Drones, Bertie goes to a Turkish bath instead.Chapter 1, the Turkish bath, as the Drones
3. Aunt Dahlia storms in to say Sir Watkyn nobbled Uncle Tom with lobster and bought the cow-creamer, and blackmails Bertie with the loss of Anatole's cooking into promising to steal it.Chapter 2, Bertie's flat, as the Drones
4. Madeline thinks Bertie has come pining for her like Rudel, assures him the rift with Gussie is mended, and tells him Gussie has grown bold enough to tell Spode to boil his head.Chapter 3, the hall, as the Drones
5. Bartholomew upsets Constable Oates off his bicycle, Stiffy admits she has Gussie's notebook, and reveals that she is secretly engaged to Stinker Pinker and has told him to pinch Oates's helmet.Chapter 4, the Totleigh gates, as the Drones
6. Stinker climbs in by the balcony with Oates’s helmet, is reconciled with Stiffy, and is told that Bertie will help with the cow-creamer scheme at midnight.Chapter 8, Stiffy's room, as the Drones
7. Jeeves tells how a thief took the cow-creamer while Stinker, waiting in the dark for Bertie, punched Oates on the nose, and Oates now plans to search Bertie's room, just as Aunt Dahlia rushes in and thrusts the cow-creamer into Bertie's hands.Chapters 11–12, Bertie's room at Totleigh
8. Bertie tosses the helmet out of the window, Sir Watkyn's search of his room finds nothing, and as Bertie harangues him the butler appears with the helmet on a salver.Chapters 13–14, Bertie's room at Totleigh

Joy in the Morning 4 scenes

1. Jeeves reveals that he has arranged for Bertie to occupy Lord Worplesdon's cottage Wee Nooke at Steeple Bumpleigh as cover for a secret merger meeting, and Bertie, fearing Aunt Agatha, gives in.Chapter 4, Bertie's flat, as the Drones
2. Once clear of London traffic on the Portsmouth Road, Bertie sets about quizzing Nobby on her engagement to Boko.Chapters 5–6, as the Drones
3. Bertie drops Nobby at the Hall, stops at Boko's cottage for a drink, whistles at the window and has a china ornament thrown at his head.Chapters 6–7, the Bokeries, as the Drones
4. Back at the cottage Nobby promises to show Florence Bertie's letter next morning, and Boko, having fobbed Bertie off with a Pierrot, opens the suitcase to find a Borstal Rovers football suit.Chapters 24–25, the sitting-room, as the Drones

The Mating Season 4 scenes

1. Jeeves briefs a reluctant Bertie on Esmond Haddock, his five aunts and Gussie's coolness with Madeline Bassett before a low-spirited Catsmeat Pirbright is shown in.Chapters 1–2, Bertie's flat
2. Bertie arrives late at Deverill Hall, is overawed by Jeeves's Uncle Charlie the butler, gives his name as Fink-Nottle, and learns dinner has already begun.Chapter 5, Deverill Hall, as Drones
3. Gussie, furious at being taken for Bertie and loathing Catsmeat, rubbishes the Pat and Mike cross-talk act and refuses to hit a policeman with an umbrella, until Corky arrives and Bertie leaves her to win him round.Chapter 9, the post office, as Drones
4. Dame Daphne, syringe in hand, upbraids Bertie (as Augustus) over Madeline's telegram complaining that she has had no letters, leaving him stunned on a rustic bench.Chapter 10, the rose garden, as the Drones

Ring for Jeeves 2 scenes

1. Monica goes into the old living room, full of childhood memories, and Jill comes in from the garden and they embrace.Chapters 2–5, the living room, as Drones Club
2. With the abbey asleep, Jeeves comes to the sleepless Bill with a plan: he borrows Mrs Spottsworth's smelling salts on the pretext that Bill has fainted at the sight of Lady Agatha's ghost, so that she will hurry to the ruined chapel and leave her room free.Chapter 15, the Henry VIII Room

Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit 13 scenes

1. Bertie, in the bath and dreading a dinner with Aunt Dahlia's Trotters, greets the returning Jeeves, who reads him Percy Gorringe's request for a thousand pounds to back his play of Florence Craye's Spindrift, and they agree to refuse.Chapter 1, Bertie's flat, as the Drones
2. Stilton lectures Bertie on keeping fit for the Drones Darts sweep, bristles with jealousy at the mention of Florence, calls the moustache ghastly, and is interrupted as Florence arrives.Chapters 2–3, Bertie's flat, as Drones Club
3. Recalling how Florence tried to improve him with Tolstoy, Bertie goes to the Savoy and endures a dreary dinner with the Trotters.Chapter 3, the Savoy, as the Drones
4. Over kippers at the Mottled Oyster Bertie fails to reconcile Florence with Stilton, and when the club is raided she bolts and Bertie trips the pursuing constable and is arrested.Chapter 5, the Mottled Oyster, as the Drones
5. Florence telephones to learn that the magistrate who fined Bertie is Stilton's uncle, reveals that she and Stilton are engaged again, begs Bertie to keep the night club secret, and Stilton silently appears in the room.Chapters 6–7, Bertie's flat, as the same club
6. Bertie, enjoying a Stilton-free Drones, swaps telegrams with Aunt Dahlia, who orders him to Brinkley to cheer up a whiskered guest and bring her pearl necklace, but he hesitates for fear of Stilton.Chapter 8, Bertie's flat, as the Drones
7. Aunt Dahlia phones to bully Bertie into coming to amuse the lovesick Percy Gorringe while she works on selling Milady's Boudoir to L.G. Trotter, and the promise of Anatole's cooking wins him over.Chapter 8, Bertie's flat, as the Drones
8. Bertie arrives at Brinkley and hands Aunt Dahlia her necklace; she explains she bought the Morehead serial to salt the mine for Trotter, won't say how she got the money from Uncle Tom, blames Ma Trotter for Trotter's stalling, throws her Agatha Christie at Bertie for singing, and introduces him to a reproachful Percy before sending him out to cheer Percy up.Chapter 9, Aunt Dahlia's den, as the Drones
9. Florence, savaging a gooseberry bush, tells Bertie that Stilton found from the night club's book that she dined there with Bertie and has vowed to break Bertie's spine in five places; Bertie consoles himself that Stilton will never come to Brinkley.Chapter 10, the kitchen garden, as the Drones
10. Bertie climbs the ladder into what he takes for Aunt Dahlia's room, knocks over a table, and finds Florence Craye sitting up in bed.Chapters 12–14, Florence's bedroom
11. In London Jeeves hands over the cosh at the flat, goes off to his luncheon, and Bertie lunches at the Drones and drives back.Chapter 16, Bertie's flat, as the Drones
12. Back at Brinkley, Aunt Dahlia rages that Tom has carried Spode off to look at his silver before she could work her scheme, savages the over-solicitous Percy, and leaves; Percy goes to tell Stilton Bertie is back, and Stilton arrives as Bertie grips the cosh.Chapters 16–17, the hall, as the Drones
13. At breakfast a beaming Stilton thanks Bertie for freeing him from Florence and leaves to go rowing with Daphne, then Mrs. Trotter reads that Robert Blenkinsop has been knighted and orders Trotter to refuse any knighthood, wrecking Aunt Dahlia's hold on him, just as Seppings brings in a pearl necklace.Chapters 20–22, the Brinkley dining-room, as Drones

Jeeves in the Offing 3 scenes

1. Musing on Bobbie's choice of Kipper, Bertie walks slap into Aubrey Upjohn and finds his dreaded old headmaster shrunk to a moustached shrimp.Chapter 3, Brinkley Court, as the Drones
2. At tea on the lawn the butler brings out the fruit, and he is Sir Roderick Glossop.Chapters 3–4, the lawn, as Drones Club
3. Bertie dozes off over Mrs. Cream's novel, wakes and telephones his overdue wire inviting Kipper Herring, and then sees Kipper arriving in his car.Chapters 8–10, the lawn, as Drones Club

Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves 10 scenes

1. Over a cheerful breakfast Bertie welcomes Jeeves back from Brinkley and is aghast to hear that Sir Watkyn Bassett, Madeline, Stiffy, Bartholomew and Gussie were among Aunt Dahlia's guests.Chapter 1, Bertie's flat, as the Drones
2. Brooding at the Drones, Bertie is told that the Rev. H. P. Pinker wants to see him, and Stinker lumbers in and upsets a small table.Chapters 2–3, the Drones smoking-room, as Drones Club
3. Relieved, Bertie goes home and finds Gussie in a cab bound for Totleigh, who raves about Emerald Stoker and then declares that Madeline makes him sick.Chapters 3–4, Bertie's flat, as the club
4. At tea Madeline tells Bertie she still loves Gussie and weeps over his hopeless love for her, and Spode walks in to find Bertie patting her head.Chapters 5–6, the Totleigh drawing-room, as the Drones
5. At a sombre dinner Bertie admires Sir Watkyn's new black amber statuette, bought from Plank and worth a thousand pounds, offends him by calling it soapstone, and slips off to his room afterwards.Chapters 6–7, the Totleigh dining-room, as the Drones
6. Gussie storms in denouncing vegetables and reveals that the cook is Emerald Stoker, who lost her allowance on a horse and took the job rather than confess to her father.Chapter 7, Bertie's room at Totleigh
7. Plank, a Rugger-mad explorer, takes Bertie for a Daily Express reporter, and when Bertie produces the statuette and asks for five pounds he threatens to call the police, just as Jeeves comes in through the french window.Chapters 10–11, Plank's house, as the Drones
8. Bertie tells Jeeves that Gussie and Madeline have fallen out over sunsets and the Blessed Damozel, and decides to dodge the school treat by lunching with Uncle Tom at Brinkley.Chapter 13, Bertie's room at Totleigh, as Drones
9. Gussie, clutching Emerald's ham sandwiches, declares her his true love and Madeline heartless; Stiffy and Stinker tell Bertie to keep clear of Sir Watkyn, and when Stiffy warns Gussie that Spode is after him he bolts straight into Spode.Chapters 14–15, the yew alley, as Drones Club
10. Back in the drawing-room Bertie ponders how to approach Pop Bassett about the statuette when Spode comes in.Chapters 17–22, the Totleigh drawing-room

Much Obliged, Jeeves 8 scenes

1. Lunching with Bertie at Barribault's, Ginger Winship reveals that he is engaged to Florence Craye, who has pushed him into the Market Snodsbury election and will drop him if he loses, and begs Bertie to canvass for him.Chapter 3, Barribault's, as Drones Club
2. Over a whisky at the Junior Ganymede Jeeves warns that Ginger's Past could cost him the election, and they are accosted by Bingley, Bertie's former valet, who calls Jeeves 'Reggie' and now lives in Market Snodsbury as a man of property.Chapter 4, the Junior Ganymede smoking-room, as the Drones
3. Jeeves, buttling in place of the indisposed Seppings, brings Bertie a reviving whisky and soda and consoles him with Shakespeare on good names, before Aunt Dahlia bounds in.Chapters 5–7, the Brinkley drawing-room, as the Drones
4. Greeted by Aunt Dahlia's old maid, Bertie urges the grim Mrs McCorkadale to vote for Ginger, only to learn she is the rival candidate.Chapter 8, Number One River Row, as the Drones
5. Bertie calls on Bingley at 5 Ormond Crescent to ask for the club book, but Bingley patronizes him, boasts of how he stole it to protect his bets on McCorkadale, and Bertie leaves having achieved nothing.Chapter 11, the library, as the Drones
6. Aunt Dahlia hurls a Rex Stout at Bertie for failing, is herself turned away by Bastable, and then Jeeves arrives to reveal he slipped Bingley a Mickey Finn and took back the club book, whereupon she sets off to tackle L. P. Runkle.Chapters 11–12, the Brinkley drawing-room, as Drones
7. Florence comes in in a temper, tells Bertie he looks like the underside of a dead fish, rages at Ginger's feeble speech at the Chamber of Commerce lunch, and sends Bertie to fetch Ginger to the study.Chapter 12, the room with the French window
8. Sneaking into the Blue Room to return the porringer, Bertie treads on Gus the cat, wakes Runkle, and covers himself by saying Aunt Dahlia wants Runkle to take photographs.Chapter 15, the Blue Room

Aunts Aren't Gentlemen 7 scenes

1. Driving to see Murgatroyd, Bertie gets stuck behind the protest march and sits watching it.Chapters 1–2, as Drones Club
2. Back at the cottage Jeeves explains that Cook and Colonel Briscoe are bitter rivals and that Cook's racehorse Potato Chip pines without the stray cat Bertie was caught holding.Chapter 5, Wee Nooke, as the Drones
3. Bertie asks Graham to take the cat back; Graham refuses, citing Angelica and his bet on Potato Chip, until Bertie haggles him up to thirty-five pounds.Chapters 12–13, Wee Nooke, as the Drones
4. Graham reports that the cat he returned to Eggesford Court followed him back, and Bertie, seeing he could betray Aunt Dahlia to Cook, pays him another ten pounds to take it again; then Vanessa Cook walks in.Chapters 14–15, Maiden Eggesford, as Drones Club
5. Bertie tells Orlo Porter he will give Vanessa up to him and advises him to tackle Cook for his money after dinner, and the two part bosom pals.Chapter 16, the Goose and Grasshopper, as the Drones
6. Bertie stumbles into Cook's swimming-pool and enjoys the rinse, then rescues Orlo Porter, who has fallen in fleeing the dog after Cook refused to give him his money.Chapter 17, the swimming-pool, as the Drones
7. In New York, Bertie learns from Uncle Tom's letter and a clipping that Simla was awarded the race after Cook's cat ran on to the course, and tells Jeeves that aunts are not gentlemen.Chapter 20, New York, as the Drones