Aunts Aren't Gentlemen, chapter 5, Wee Nooke, late morning
Back at the cottage Jeeves explains that Cook and Colonel Briscoe are bitter rivals and that Cook's racehorse Potato Chip pines without the stray cat Bertie was caught holding.
The text is on its way.
Aside, years before Bertie recalls betting heavily on Marlene Cooper in the egg and spoon race at Aunt Dahlia's, only for her to break training on unripe gooseberries.
Present: Bertie Wooster, Jeeves
Mentioned: Aunt Dahlia, Aunt Dahlia's gardener, Colonel Briscoe, Cook, Cook's stable employee, Doctor Watson, E. Jimpson Murgatroyd, Major Plank, Marlene Cooper, Professor Moriarty, Sherlock Holmes, Vanessa Cook, the board of magistrates⁂, Bridmouth-on-Sea, Brinkley Court, the cat♞︎, Cook's hunting crop✦︎, the Drones Club, Eggesford Hall, the Goose and Grasshopper, Potato Chip♞︎, the regulars of the Goose and Grasshopper⁂, Simla♞︎