Aunts Aren't Gentlemen, chapters 6–7, the woods, afternoon, after lunch
Driving home drowsy from lunch, Bertie naps in a wood and is woken by Orlo Porter, who accuses him of following Vanessa Cook to Maiden Eggesford and threatens to tear his insides out with his bare hands if he goes near her again.
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Aside, in childhood Bertie's nurse told him One was always beside him spying out his ways, and he'd hear about uneaten spinach on Judgment Day.
Aside, before Spode, now Lord Sidcup, often threatened to disembowel Bertie, thinking he was after Madeline Bassett.
Present: Bertie Wooster, Orlo Porter, Clarkson's warbler
Mentioned: Aunt Agatha, Aunt Dahlia, Bertie's nurse, Clarkson, Colonel Briscoe, E. Jimpson Murgatroyd, Madeline Bassett, Major Plank, Roderick Spode, Vanessa Cook, the 'Mgombis⁂, Eggesford Court, Maiden Eggesford, Orlo's binoculars✦︎, the shark♞︎, the spots✦︎